![Anonymous 02/04/24 (Sun)17:38:20 No.193382239 >Be a proud American. >Wake up on sunday and make cereal. >Wife chugged the last of the synthetic milk. >Use gallon of corn syrup instead. >Mix it with my 10 prescription fat people pills. >TummyRumble.wav 210 KB PNG >Waddle to steel reinforced water saving toilet for weekly s---. >Spend an hour giving birth to what feels like a cinder block. >A------ gaping like nuclear crater. >These pills are supposed to give me diarrhoea. >*PLOP* >Be drenched in sweat at the end of this. >Exercise done for the week. >Flush 25 times down the toilet. >Brush teeth with sweetened toothpaste. >No need to wash penis because circumcised for health reasons. >Get inside of lifted pickup truck. >Regular suspension cannot handle my god tier 600lbs form. >Drive above speed limit on highway (41mph) to gas station where I do my weekly grocery shop. >Fill cart with a week supply of frozen pizza, cereal and bud light. >Don't buy europoor beer because its unhealthy. >Pay with credit card debt. >Drive back to trailer park and feast on pizza with wife and crippled war hero son. >Pray to shrine of US president (Benjamin Netanyahu) >Get s-------- on piss beer while zoning out to trashy poor people on TV. >Time for bed (11pm) >Me and wife take prescription horny pills for sex. >Cant get hard due to vasectomy. >Ravage wifes fat folds for 2 minutes. >Apply breathing machine for sleep while wife sets up our sleeping pills, dreaming pills, and waking up pills so we dont die. >Fall asleep and have a nightmare about being a europoor. >God bless the USA. Anonymous [] 02/04/24(Sun)17:40:53 No. 193382333](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/749/952/7f0.png "The Europoor Strikes Back | /r/Greentext")
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![The Russian avos' (Russian: aвосb) describes a philosophy of behavior, or attitude, of a person who ignores possible problems or hassles and, at the same time, expects or hopes for no negative results or consequences. It is an attitude that treats life as unpredictable and holds that the best one can do is count on luck.[1][2] >>73658048 # 1703041606043192.jpg 127 KB JPG >Damn you are right, this whole positivity and gratefulness thing is actually pretty good Yeah especially if you think of it in terms of sheer usefulness. Any sort of doomerism just undermines your attitude and it's much better to go through life naively assuming things will turn out well as long as you keep going forward and trying again and again despite any downs and lows in the past. I like this pic](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/list/002/946/856/9f0.jpeg "Anon is hopeful | /r/Greentext")
