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Embarrasing international moments you've lived through: >on erasmus in Milan >in a convience store looking for garbage bags >ask the cashier where to find them in english >everyone else i had met in the city had known english. I figured this was the norm >he looks at me with a blank face. He clearly doesn't know english >keep repeating "garbage bags" to him in different ways. "Plastic bags, trash bags" etc. It goes nowhere >a line had formed behind me by now >eventually get my point through by holding up a plastic shopping bag >he throws two at me. Clearly annoyed and scan the rest of my stuff 364 KB PNG >"grazie..." >as i'm reaching for my phone to pay this chinese woman behind me had bent over to do something with her items >motion of my arm going backwards leads me to elbow her straight in the face >she looks up at me with a horrified face while holding her forehead >fact that i had just looked like an idiot trying to speak a foreign language to the locals hadn't passed on me >so i blurt out "oh f---! Ni hao! Scussi mille.." >she doesn't look like she was pleased with my apology >try to scurry away with my two plastic shopping bags and instant noodles >incel trip on something on my way out

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Board /pol/ - Politically Incorrect Anonymous (ID: DGIRKsep) F--- Cyclists ▼Settings Mobile Home 11/10/24(Sun)15:42:18 No.487999666 MET 508 KB PNG >"No, I will not get out of your way and ride on the pavement, that's against the highway code" >"You must stay behind my slow ass and if you dare pass me without giving me at least 1000 feet of space, I will capture you on my GoPro and report you to the authorities!" Proceeds to: >Ignore red lights >Ignore give way lines >Ignore stop signs >Check phone >Swerve everywhere like a drunk >Ignore busses pulling out (Rule 223) >Still rides on the pavement when its convenient They're like the little bureaucrats of the road.

File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

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