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Embarrasing international moments you've lived through: >on erasmus in Milan >in a convience store looking for garbage bags >ask the cashier where to find them in english >everyone else i had met in the city had known english. I figured this was the norm >he looks at me with a blank face. He clearly doesn't know english >keep repeating "garbage bags" to him in different ways. "Plastic bags, trash bags" etc. It goes nowhere >a line had formed behind me by now >eventually get my point through by holding up a plastic shopping bag >he throws two at me. Clearly annoyed and scan the rest of my stuff 364 KB PNG >"grazie..." >as i'm reaching for my phone to pay this chinese woman behind me had bent over to do something with her items >motion of my arm going backwards leads me to elbow her straight in the face >she looks up at me with a horrified face while holding her forehead >fact that i had just looked like an idiot trying to speak a foreign language to the locals hadn't passed on me >so i blurt out "oh f---! Ni hao! Scussi mille.." >she doesn't look like she was pleased with my apology >try to scurry away with my two plastic shopping bags and instant noodles >incel trip on something on my way out

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