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File: hardrain_poster.png (212 KB, 263x337) HARD RAIN Come Hell and High Water Anonymous 02/03/24(Sat)20:19:46 No.665937642 ► >>665937745 >>665938149 >join L4D2 game >playing as rochelle >leave L4D2 game

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: Anonymous 10/26/24(Sat) 10:58:14 No.204864976 maxresdefault (3).jpg 73 KB JPG >you're gaslighting me! >you're love bombing me! >you're stonewalling me! >you're mansplaining to me! realistically, how do you respond to this?

GE Anonymous "I will refund 11/27/24(Wed)23:23:27 No.695792406 Valve Just Put Game Publishers On Notice. 1.1M views 5 days ago Bellular News your game." aa 17:58 IMG_7847.jpg 332 KB JPG >DUDE, IM THE WHOLESOME VIDEO GAME SANTA, WE DONT EVEN CARE ABOUT MONEY LMAO >destroys indie devs by forcing them to accept refunds even though the small game they released was literally under the 2 hour threshold for playing and being able to refund F--- Gabe. He's a scumbag. Anonymous >>695792406 (OP) # 11/27/24(Wed)23:25:51 No.695792505 The customer is ALWAYS right >>695793068 # >>695794602 # >>695795310 # Anonymous >>695792406 (OP) # 11/27/24(Wed)23:26:12 No.695792525 If your game is s----- enough that even people who bought it on steam instead of pirating demands a refund it's your fault Anonymous 11/27/24(Wed)23:26:42 No.695792549 Be thankful for Gabe. The second he dies, a brainless profitbot 9000 takes his place, undoes everything he did, and guts Valve like a fish for private equity wealth.

Anonymous 89KB JPG 01/18/20(Sat) 12:25:09 No.818739837 >be me >been having a s--- week >take long shower >lay on back buck naked on bed and close eyes >try not to cry >feelsbadman.jpg >doggo snoozing on bed suddenly wakes up and stretches >Starts walking over my legs but stops over my genitals >shakes head and violently slaps my d--- and balls multiple times with floppy ears >laugh uncontrollably for 5min straight Instantly feel better. Thanks doggo bro.

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WHEN THE F--- ARE THESE ASSHOLES GETTING NERFED WHEN THE F--- ARE THESE ASSHOL(...) Ancient-humans-superpredatorsQuora1-compressed.png 382 KB PNG >No fur >Only two legs >No claws 02/03/24(Sat)21:37:29 No.665907732 >S----- jaw that can't bite anything >Can just throw sticks and walk >Throw stick, ow it hurts! >Run away haha get wrecked apecucks Imao >Stop for a rest >As i try to regen hp apeman comes walking over hill >Have to run again, can't get as far stam already taken a hit >Not long into rest sure enough ape is back again >Hes still just walking >Can only run so far >He just keeps walking This is f------ b------- and i'm sick of the server admins doing f--- all about it. This is a clear infinite stamina exploit and this F tier character should not be taking on S tiers and winning just because of one piece of its kit. I am starting a change.org petition so the devs sort this b------- out because i'm just going to stop playing until this b------- is fixed!!

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Anon thinks he is Joker | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous I am literally Arthur Fleck 02/03/24(Sat)11:34:08 No.76338290 I take solace in the fact that I make people laugh. >be me >khhv neet like many of you tards >browse /b/, /r9k/, and/pol/ for hours daily 5 KB JPG >write the occasional greentext >it gets reposted to Reddit and Twitter >all the redditfags and Xtards laugh at it, or at me >some get weirded out, but that's fine >imadepeoplelaugh.webm >I didn't amount to anything in real life, probably never will, but at least I made people laugh, and I'm content with that >"My mother always tells me to smile and put on a happy face. She told me I had a purpose to bring laughter and joy to the world" - Jonkler (2019)

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Anon hates failarmy. | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 02/03/24(Sat)13:00:37 No.76338423 >my dad >picrel >lays on couch >open youtube on tv >"failarmy" >people falling and car crash >unironically laughs >he has been doing this for straight 10 years

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Anon watches Seasme Street | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/02/24(Fri)12:24:37 No.76330590 Kek.jpg 193 KB JPG abet >Parents leave, have to watch my baby bro >I turn on some Seasme street for the kid H-------- this show has like 60 seasons >The Elmo segment arrives >Elmo is talking to 3 babies >A white, black and asian baby >At the end Elmo gives the Asian baby a kiss, the Black baby a toy, and the White baby a kiss and a toy What did they mean by this?

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Anon ponders paedo female teachers | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 207 KB PNG 02/01/24(Thu)13:02:52 No.76316438 >female teacher has sex with male high schooler >regular sex, no one was angry at anyone, no coercion involved >he will have PTSD flashbacks for the rest of his life and die from a heroin overdose because of this fact. also his balls will fall out I don't really get it. : Anonymous 02/01/24(Thu)13:08:35 No.76316468 Now realise that in majority of cases, the teacher involved is fat as f---, old as f---, and disgustingly haggard tier ugly as f--- with poor hygiene and aggressively psychotic and it makes sense. >>76316477 # >>76316479 # >>76316481 #

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Anonymous 02/23/21 (Tue)00:15:31 No.59997904 bob-punching-bag.jpg 23 KB JPG Where can I get a female version of this?

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Anon found the culprit | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/03/24(Sat)09:18:54 No.665862590 Roger Ebert Video games can never be art Roger Ebert April 16, 2010 Having once made the statement above, I have declined all opportunities to enlarge upon it or defend it. That seemed to be a fool's errand, especially given the volume of messages I receive urging me to play this game or that and recant the error of my ways. Nevertheless, I remain convinced that in principle, video games cannot be art. Perhaps it is foolish of me to say "never," because never, as Rick Wakeman informs us, is a long, long time. Let me just say that no video gamer now living will survive long enough to experience the medium as an art form. 170692657879095548.jpg 135 KB JPG You know, it's actually all his fault >single-handedly made western game devs so insecure they turned their games into expensive, bloated glorified movies soon leading to an industry crash

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: Anonymous 47 KB JPG 02/03/24(Sat) 07:52:26 No.98804044 >$4000 for ski goggles that play p--- : Anonymous Anon you can't even use it for p--- 02/03/24(Sat)07:53:11 No.98804049 >>98804053 # >>98804239 # >>98804431 # >>98804087 # : Anonymous >>98804049 # Imao really? what the f--- can it do then 02/03/24(Sat)07:53:33 No.98804053 : Anonymous >>98804044 (OP) # its pretty good desu mayb try not to be a poor 02/03/24(Sat)07:53:51 No.98804057

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: Anonymous 58 KB JPG : Anonymous >penis inspection day huh? : Anonymous 25 KB JPG : Anonymous 44 KB JPG 02/02/24(Fri)17:19:24 No.665786216 >100s of VN's about middle school life >not a single episode about penis inspection day despite it being so frequent IRL why is this? 02/02/24(Fri)17:43:34 No.665787461 02/02/24(Fri)17:50:23 No.665787832 >>665786216 (OP) # >not a single episode about a------ inspectuon day 02/02/24(Fri)17:50:39 No.665787851 F--- you, I had forgotten that this was even a thing up until just now. >rural south USA in early 2000 >skulliosis and penis inspection day at school >be cut >nurse takes way too long to inspect pemdas I never understood why until now >>665788017 # >>665788371 # >>665790796 #

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Anon drinks on the job | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: DTcUKfcg >be me >be just now >be drinking at work, per usual >have Zoom meeting >periodically disable camera and take a drink straight from the bottle >f--- up and mute microphone instead of turning off camera >buddy notices, not sure if boss and client do >meeting ends without incident How f----- am I, /pol/???? >picrel unrelated 109 KB JPG 02/02/24(Fri)23:27:33 No.457363810 : Anonymous (ID: C682sCgS) II >>457364717 # >>457363810 (OP) # >f----- over taking a drink Is this what constitutes "worrisome" in the world of the zoomer? Must be nice lol 02/02/24(Fri)23:29:00 No.457363959 : Anonymous (ID: (gzAj+1b5) >>457364260 # 02/02/24(Fri)23:29:39 No.457364013 >>457363810 (OP) # They noticed lol. Guess it depends on your line of work. You're in luck it's a Friday.

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: Anonymous 10/25/22(Tue)00:15:11 No.70720918 >be me a month or so ago >relatively antisocial, skinny loser >find out about Devil May Cry >immediately become obsessed with Vergil 84 KB JPG >start doing impressions of him and randomly doing quotes >eventually get inspired to go to the gym to get fit like Vergil >end up going every day, feel actual muscle coming in >say "I NEED MORE POWER" in Vergil impression before every set >every time I felt the need to procrastinate work, I would imagine Vergil asking me where my motivation is >end up getting everything done on time despite being lazy >take better care of myself, get a haircut and style it to look like Vergil >dress nicer because I convinced myself it's something Vergil would do >quit fapping because Vergil would want me to >end up becoming more social and confident, get way more friends >tfw somehow autistically LARPing as Vergil improved my life Why haven't you taken the Vergil pill yet anon?

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: Anonymous DAILY PLANET 02/03/24(Sat)08:05:46 No.665856661 BREAKING NEWS ss-batman-09-57-42-50-still001-1706726513252.png 771 KB PNG ZEPPO Sk >kill of the main character of your franchise >It's one of the final performances of an actor's entire career as said character >Don't even give him a cool boss fight >Blow his brains out unceremoniously >Have a tacked on tribute screen where the actress just says "Yeah, he sure was cool, huh?" Holy f---, talk about a total lack of self awareness.

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