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Anonymous (ID: JKGxb5s5 01/29/24(Mon)03:58:46 No.456824477 >I must go to sleep right now at 19:00 hrs 14 KB JPG >so I can get up early at 3am... >...so I have enough time to shower, put my clothes, make breakfast and a meal >...so I can catch the bus early >...so I can arrive on time >...so I don't get fired after three days of arriving late this month >...so I don't starve to death >...so I continue to be >the perfect slave >...and do it all over again next day. >...for 35 years 9 Replies / 1 Image : Anonymous (ID: ot80yYX1 ) [+] 01/29/24(Mon)04:06:17 No.456825086 >>456824477 (OP) # It'll probably be closer to 45 years. View Thread Anonymous (ID: (bsQcu/Vs)[ 01/29/24(Mon)04:08:08 No.456825238 >>456824477 (OP) # The only way out is suicide Imao. Brootal as f---.

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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: Anonymous C EDEB 50 KB PNG 01/30/24(Tue)04:34:09 No.76294831 >Be me >5'6 >Really like mangas >Always wanted the weeb experience but can't afford to go to Japan >Decides to take a vacation in the Netherlands instead >Book plane and go there >Both men and women tower over me >Go to general store to buy a rope and two box cutters >Lazo neck of a passerby with rope and climb >Slash nape with boxcutters >"Death to all titans!" >Another guy pin me down, my head slams the floor >Mfw I'm going to prison >Tall guy bites me in the shoulder >Guy I attacked joins and they start eating me I love tall people Anonymous >>76288480 (OP) # i'm 5'10 and its all the time 01/30/24(Tue)04:43:33 No.76294873

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Anonymous (ID: ISOBKXjf) The 'I have an Al girlfriend' starterpack Tells people he knows how to train Al models but can barely spell Al. *acts cocky and over-smart but is an incel* "One day the Als are going to look back on us the same way we look at fossil skeletons on the plains of Africa." Worships Elon Musk 01/30/24(Tue)02:30:09 No.19483084 Has a waifu Still in love with highschool gf. Creates an AI version of her. her Favourite movie: 1.76 MB PNG Has a replika level 1000 Replika *upper-middle class NEET who lives with parents* How many of this you does this apply to? Watches twitch thots Anonymous (ID: z5dcOCSK) 01/30/24(Tue)02:33:44 No.19483091 this "infograph" seems to assume incels are not "smart" as if being an incel is related to intelligence? Im assuming the person who made this is likely left leaning, so they dont believe in racial science, or physiognomy dictating behavior, yet they seem to use very similar jumps in logic to judge someone's character.

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Anonymous 01/30/24(Tue)02:49:29 No.76294253 >>76292833 (OP) # >walking home from uni to my apartment >10/10 asian girl with a strong accent comes up to me 187 KB PNG >she says i look like "zeus" and starts complimenting me >some indian guy behind her is looking concerned and trying to get her to stop >she links arms with me and walks with me while trying to get me to go drinking with her >"sorry miss i'm not 21 yet so i can't drink" >she leans in so close i can smell her perfume and the alcohol on her breath >"you have to learn to enjoy the moment" >i leave since i wanted to go home and watch some vtuber stream i don't regret it since i wouldn't want that guy she was with to feel any more cucked than he already felt. i still think about it often though since it's the only time a woman has ever flirted with me

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: Anonymous >walk into mom's room >unzips pants >"hey mom sugga my d---" >mom rushes to kitchen to get olive oil >"i use extra virgin, sweetie" >mom starts lubing my c--- with the olive oil >start pissing and s------- on the floor while my mom makes fish noises 01/29/24(Mon)14:36:05 No.76288596 >>76290505 #

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: Anonymous RETARD JUICE 46 KB JPG 01/30/24(Tue)02:11:40 No.76294029 >be me >high school >theres this 8/10 qt >huge crush >dream about her >think about her >some weeks later >in hallway >she literally comes up to me >i was wearing a shirt with rottweiler on it >"hey.. cute shirt hahah" >brainrot.jpg >HOLYSHITHOLYSHITHOLYSHIT >dont even make eye contact >ignore her whole presence >just walk away while still ignoring >later that day >j------- 7 times in a row while thinking about her i still think about this day. imagine if i wasn't an autist and had the courage to talk with her. i wouldn't be typing those on le 4channel and be a jock or something.

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: Anonymous 01/29/24(Mon)13:55:29 No.195732942 file.png 738 KB PNG 482 >Holocaust Survivor >tries to genocide everyone who isn't like him What did he mean by this?

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76 KB JPG >go for a walk >walk into a store >get a carton of milk >go outside and open milk >walk around while drinking it >enjoying life >everyone starts looking at me >few people start laughing >keep drinking milk what the f--- is wrong with people can i not drink milk?

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Feels 21 KB PNG >Be me >Pizza delivery driver >Be delivering to a house at the same time as the mailman >Wave to him >He grins and waves back >We are fellow delivery men >We are brothers

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