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: Anonymous (ID: sxkyB+gz) what i actually do as a product manager $180k avg salary 01/18/24(Thu)14:23:41 No.455634810 What I *actually* do as a Product Manager (in 2023) Chloe Shih 262K views 3 months ago 05.jpg 375 KB JPG >manual labor pays nothing >fake email job gets you $180k Is economics a fake science? : Anonymous| >>455634810 (OP) # What does a product manager do? *unfiltered* no coding >>455647740 # 13:01 01/18/24(Thu)14:55:27 No.455637809 >>455638158 # >>455638216 # >>455638588 # >>455639169 # >>455639595 # >>455639965 # >>455639968 # >>455641848 # >>455643511 # >>455643999 # >>455644621 # >>455644784 # >>455645373 # >>455647216 # >>455648917 # >>455649219 # >>455653009 # >>455654478 # >>455654687 # 01/18/24(Thu)16:06:35 No.455644784 : Anonymous >>455637809 # Product manager here for a small regional bank. I handle secured lending and work from home full time. I gotta be honest, I get high a lot during the day. I have an ebay business that has really taken off and recently signed a consulting contract with a group of investors who need help with some balance sheet items. Wednesdays and Fridays are light meeting days, so I'm usually on the road; gym, beach, brewery, hiking, mall. I have 12-14 half hour to one hour meetings scattered throughout Monday, Tuesday, and Thursday. I also j------- at least twice during those days, my high score is 6. I know this may sound satirical, but this is actually my life as a product manager.

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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