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![File: Green Lantern Hal Jordan DCAU.jpg (145 KB, 800x1888) Anonymous 01/16/24(Tue)11:34:29 No.141715238 ► >>141716408 >>141716445 >>141716825 >>141716945 >>141719033 >>141719892 >>141723177 ITT mundane/boring calls Green Lanterns respond to. Speeding, domestic disturbances, possession of illegal space drugs/weapons, etc. Let's see if we can have some fun with this >"Sir, do you want to explain the Tamaranian sex slave sitting in your cargo hold?" >> □ Anonymous 01/16/24(Tue)12:45:43 No.141716825 File: D_TFol6WkAAmAZU[1].jpg (97 KB, 769x528) >>141717292 >>141715238 (OP) >Viewer description is advised. >Green Lantern Corps is filmed on location with the men and women of law enforcement. All suspects are innocent until proven guilty a court of law. ☐ Anonymous 01/16/24(Tue)13:07:29 No.141717292 ► >>141716825 >A Green Lantern is flying a ship with a media alien filming the show >"Yeah we sometimes use these vessels for civilians like you, saves on ring energy, you know...." >"Lantern 5637, we have an active 10-Glargaflep in progress in the Moszat System, please respond." >"Confirmed. Alright, let's go protect and serve" >Cut to a starship crashed into a space station, with two aliens arguing in unintelligible languages >"Hey, Whoa, WHOA! Yeah you, float 3 paces back from him! I mean it! Now what happened?" >"Glarga Pona Dizatatta!! Monotori-" >"Okay okay. You, stay here. Transit your insurance agent. And calm down, we're in a public sector for god sake." >Floats over to the other one >"Sir, have you been taking anything not permitted off your designated homeworld?" >"BLAZaaaTORGA!" >"Alright let me see your tentacles, ALL of them!" >He runs, but its far less interesting because they're floating in a vacuum. Camera is still shaky >Tackles the guy, finds these little alien tadpoles you shove up your ass to get high ☐ Anonymous 01/16/24(Tue)18:48:59 No.141721680 ► >How is this engaging in sex with a minor? Do you not understand relativity? We were both born on the same day only I travelled in space.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/737/703/a4d.png "What if... Green Lantern was realistic? | /r/Greentext")
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