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: Anonymous 103 KB JPG >ivehadenough.exe >"I'll show them!" >jump out of bed as high as I can and thrust my legs down to increase the impact on the floor 01/09/24(Tue)09:53:49 No.912088002 >hear two massive crashes from downstairs followed by child crying >be me >33 year old alcoholic >downstairs neighbors have 5 y/o little s--- >sounds like they have nightly furniture moving competitions and the screaming never ends >me suffering in bed with a hangover >almost s--- my pj's out of fear >several minutes later ambulance, police, fire truck, and landlord show up >pj's are shat >start throwing back shots of liquid cirrhosis because I have anxiety >knock at the door but pretend I'm not home >phone rings, luckily it's on silent >"anon, are you home?!" I hear through the door >lost in the sauce at this point and don't answer >find out next day a portion of their ceiling collapsed along with their kitchen cabinets : Anonymous >no one knows it was me >downstairs family finds new apartment because they don't feel safe here >peace at last BOOBA 1.06 MB PNG 01/09/24(Tue)09:56:43 No.912088133 >>912088002 (OP) # Put me in the screenshot, redditors

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File: fmt 87 24 615293 1604906381.jpg (87 KB, 1910x1080) ☐ Anonymous 11/11/24(Mon)13:47:16 No.17255059 >Is name De Gaul >The Gaul >>17255201 >Is in charge of the region that used to be called Gaul Who wrote this s---?

The Russian avos' (Russian: aвосb) describes a philosophy of behavior, or attitude, of a person who ignores possible problems or hassles and, at the same time, expects or hopes for no negative results or consequences. It is an attitude that treats life as unpredictable and holds that the best one can do is count on luck.[1][2] >>73658048 # 1703041606043192.jpg 127 KB JPG >Damn you are right, this whole positivity and gratefulness thing is actually pretty good Yeah especially if you think of it in terms of sheer usefulness. Any sort of doomerism just undermines your attitude and it's much better to go through life naively assuming things will turn out well as long as you keep going forward and trying again and again despite any downs and lows in the past. I like this pic

Anonymous Photo of anime girl date and time >be me >straight *The most violently homosexual text you will ever see in your life. No utterance of words is as homosexual as the ones currently viewed. This will be the most gay formulation of words in all of mankind's history.* >am i gay

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: Anonymous 38 KB JPG 08/17/18(Fri)02:45:42 No.47557562 2 Replies >Be me >Take shower >Water touches my whole body including c--- >Watercycle.jpg >Girl takes shower >Water touches vagina >Mfw I basically had shower sex Later virgins View Thread 08/17/18(Fri)03:07:53 No.47557792 : Anonymous >>47557562 (OP) # F--- OFF NORMIE GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT

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: Anonymous 141 KB PNG >go to japan >girl at a bar bought me a(n expensive) drink >asked to see my passport >took a pic of it >said she was going to the bathroom and never came back >see same girl at another bar >she pretended not to know me >tell her i recognize her tattoo >she suddenly doesn't speak english anymore >bartender tells me to leave

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: Anonymous 45 KB JPG 05/17/22(Tue)13:14:03 >random girl is nice to you for 5 seconds No.168138175 >daydream a whole relationship with her for weeks What a loser r-right bros? N-never happened to me.

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1h (1/9 1:10) 76047520 · 11 Re - 0 Img PNG 25KB (370x320) 1694007935846400.png 8 Replies >get gf >things going OK for some time >expenses creeping up because she needs to eat out every other day and buy new clothes every weekend, but apart from that, its fine >September 2023 >she NEEDS to see this band in another city >buy VERY expensive tickets + transportation, hotel, she even demanded to buy a expensive costume to attend the concert etc >fortunately arranged to pay the whole thing in 2 installments which made it more accessible >about to pay off the 2nd installment, feel relief >says another band is coming in a few months and NEEDS to see it >buy VERY expensive tickets + transportation (plane tickets) hotel >again manage to arrange to pay in a few installments to make it more affordable >yesterday >about to pay off the last installment, happy its over, can finally save some money >says another band is coming in a few months and NEEDS to see it holy F--- i thought women not knowing how to save money and being responsible for 90% of all spending was just a meme, but no, its real.

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122 KB JPG 03/26/22(Sat) 19:16:05 No.67947955 >Be extremely depressed >Make up delusions of grandeur and superiority >Start unironically believing said delusions >Stop being depressed and feel like a literal god for no reason at all It's this easy, you can change so much in a moment, reality is merely an illusion you can bend to your will and so is your personality. 8 Replies / 1 Image : Anonymous View Thread 03/26/22(Sat) 19:24:26 No.67 >>67947955 (OP) # you're legitimately describing manic depression

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Anon's foolproof retirement plans | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: HgMqmU2Q 218 KB JPG 01/08/24(Mon)16:52:52 No.19354674 "Where do you see yourself in 5 years." Plan A: >wageslave until 65 Plan B: >move to norway/sweden >catfish p--- into meeting up with me >kill them brutally >do this as many times as i can >eventually get cought >live comfortably in prison for the next 20 years >ill see from there

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Anonymous 01/09/24(Tue)01:33:41 No.76045997 >become homeless >no longer care about materialism >don't need a phone >don't need money >just get fed by charities and be free >no rent, no bills, free healthcare some days i think about packing it all in

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Santa Claus Infantrymen be like 01/08/24(Mon)12:55:32 No.663136876 F--- Horses Horses Stink d.o. infantry 4 Lyfe X Unbenannt.png 39 KB PNG >Oooh yeah, I am Infantroooning >Cavalery? Horsefucker! HORSEFUCKER!!! >No, I don't have a foot fetish. >Yeah, fighting on foot makes me so hard. >Horses are only good for eating. >Why would you ride a retarded horse if you can just fight on foot? >Infantry for da epic win!!! >I am Infantroooooo0000000000000000000000 00000000000oooning!!! 00000000000000000000000000000000000

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Anonymous 211 KB JPG 04/07/21 (Wed)01:43:13 No.851492990 > be me > going to bang chick i met on tinder > arrive at her house > she immediately leads me in to the bedroom > she pulls her pants down enough so that only her ass is visible > meh, a---'s fine too i guess > dont think any more about it, just bust into her ass > she suddenly tells me she has a surprise for me > she pulls at her head, taking off a mask > it's f------ joe rogan > he laughs and calls me a f----- before body slamming me to the ground, breaking my neck and instantly paralyzing me

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01/07/24(Sun)07:22:53 No.30517871 >trans housemates bedroom is really starting to reek >when the door is open I can see trash is piling up all over the floor >mold is growing on their windows, I have offered multiple times to show them how to clean it but they just keep saying they'll do it themselves >random items go missing: plates, measuring jugs, cook pots, extension cables, knives >the slightest setback results in them performing highly melodramatic full bodied racking sobs to be heard by the whole house >they tried to kill themselves late last year so what do I do without setting off this minefield Anonymous 85 KB JPG Anonymous >>30517871 (OP) # Threaten to evict, or move out yourself. If neither of these are doable, please explain why. >>30517886 # 01/07/24(Sun)07:23:38 No.30517875 Anonymous >>30517875 # I'm not the landlord I cant evict them >>30517895 # >>30518034 # 01/07/24(Sun)07:25:33 No.30517886

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: Anonymous 1.86 MB PNG Anonymous 01/08/24(Mon)10:49:53 No.76044283 I will be alone forever. >try to repress my homosexuality by jerking off to big booba women 01/08/24(Mon)10:55:17 No.76044324 >going great >go to bed >dream I am having sex >huge fat guy >im topping >we both c-- at the same time like in my animes >covers my face and pillow in ungodly amount of >>76044392 # >>76044422 # coom >wake up checking pillow for coom >thankfully didn't c-- in my pants What does it all mean? : Anonymous Anonymous >>76044324 # i wish i were having your dreams, i am not sure dude maybe you are ironically a repressed heterosexual, think about it, have a big think 01/08/24 (Mon)11:03:39 No.76044392 01/08/24 (Mon)11:07:17 No.76044422 >>76044324 # The more you try to repress it the worse it gets anon.

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