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: Anonymous 54 KB JPG 08/03/20(Mon)01:52:34 No.137379681 >You must be anon right? 25 unemployed, no drivers license, no university degree and no signs of a girlfriend in the registry. >Welcome aboard.

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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Anonymous 22 KB JPEG 8-1-2024 12:01:46 No.11248547 - go on reddit, horny af - find dodgy subreddit -get invited by female acc for a wank - shows me pics - get to business - reveals and says the pics are from her sister, cousin and best friend - reveals he's a dude - confesses getting hard by all 3 - starts gooning is own sister and cousin WHERE TF DID I GET MYSELF INTO

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Popular thing is...le bad | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous pathetic AND 01/08/24(Mon)14:31:08 No.194566872 the MENU p22080192_v_v13_aj.jpg 594 KB JPG >dude rich people are bad Imao >they can never understand real life like poor people >they cant even understand the appeal of a heckin nostalgic cheeseburger >and they deserve...to DIE! >yeah so what if the director, writers, producers, and actors involved are all wealthy >its a LE BASED critique of CRAPITALISM no wonder reddit loved this s---

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Anon hits the gym | /r/Greentext

Anonymous| 45243472 42,2 kB JPG >be me >22 yo >overweight beta loser >decide to f--- it all and get my life in control >get new clothes >go to the gym >work out harder than ever in my life >sweat dripping off me >can't feel my legs >a couple of chads walk by >hear one of them say to the other >"What a fat loser" >He's technically right >I am losing a lot of fat

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Belgianon is single | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 1.09 MB PNG 01/07/24(Sun)04:09:43 No.30517300 >Belgian, single, 27 years old >Girl accidentally bumps into me in the bus >Says "[Sorry], is that how we say in French ?" >Notice she is from Italy and talk with her >Talks about how she is on an Erasmus to take a breather from her boyfriend with which things aren't going too well >Says she likes my style and me not knowing when she'll get off the bus I give her my insta >We get off the bus and since it is raining I take my umbrella >Says I'm a gentleman >Ask her if I can go inside her student house but she says no since this situation never happened before but that she'll say since she likes talking to me >We talk a bit and when I leave she tells me whe should go take a coffee together >Adds me on Instagram and we talk a bit How do I go out with her ? Of course I'd expect her to break up with her boyfriend before Anonymous >>30517300 (OP) # cold isn't good, obvious friend, very shy, drinks on you, know your alcohol, you don't need a book, hard work makes you work harder, you don't need to be perfect, you have a chance, of course we do s---, actually you're not bad. you make more money not 01/07/24(Sun)04:21:27 No.30517327

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Curse you bioshock 2 remastered on the pc | /r/Greentext

Anonymous www. 806 KB PNG welcoming me! : Anonymous 5 Replies / 2 Images Anonymous 04/23/21(Fri)17:59:13 No.63349216 >be me >New to fourchan >First green text >Feels goodman! >Nice to be a part of a community Hello and thanks in advance for View Thread 04/23/21(Fri)18:00:44 No.63349234 04/23/21(Fri)18:04:34 No.63349276 >>63349216 (OP) # >hahahahah bros look at le greentext on yutub! >hahahaha 4chan funni brou >hahahaha 4chan is grintext >hahahaha me gonna make le epic 15 KB JPG greentext ahahahahaha

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Anon climbs mountain | /r/Greentext

Anonymous >>30518087 (OP) # >anon climbs mountain >anon gets law 01/07/24(Sun)11:01:57 No.30518777 so, was it easier or harder?

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Harry Potter and the Dead Romantic Rival | /r/Greentext

File: lol.jpg (25 KB, 700x448) Anonymous 08/07/23(Mon)17:34:46 No.188487420 ► >>188488047 >>188488642 >>188488678 >>188489399 >>188490746 >>188494886 >>188494889 >>188496089 >>188496160 >>188501440 >>188503497 >>188505891 >>188507732 >>188510516 >>188511207 >>188513177 >>188513803 >>188513847 >>188514814 THAT'S MY BOY MY BOOOOOOYYYYYY Anonymous 08/07/23 (Mon)17:45:09 No.188487773 >>188503322 File: 1592454570663.png (264 KB, 696x746) >"HARRY YOU MISERABLE ATTENTION SEEKING ORPHAN RAT YOU MADE A MOCKERY OF THE GOBLET CEREMONY, MADE ME LOOK LIKE AN A------ TO THE OTHER SCHOOLS, GOT THE MINISTRY OF MAGIC CRAWLING UP MY A------ AND KEEP SUMMONING VOLDEMORT WITH YOUR VERY GOD DAMN EXISTENCE!!!" >"AND..." >"You got a Hufflepuff killed, you're back on the case, here's your wand back" >"Um, professor?" >"Sigh" >"And your OTHER wand" What did he mean by this? Anonymous 08/07/23 (Mon)17:52:32 No.188488047 >>188500925 >>188487420 (OP) >THAT'S MY WIFE'S SON! THAT'S HER BOY!

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Anon on Redditors. | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 01/08/24(Mon)06:24:00 No.912052100 ReactsWithWords • 116d Male here; I have never, ever asked a woman that, and it would never occur to me to ask. One woman I was in a very serious relationship with I later found had slept with literally hundreds of guys; when I found out my thought was "Cool! All those guys and she chose ME!" 52 KB JPG 36 >Finds out his girlfriend has slept with hundreds of guys >Copes with it by saying she chose him out of those hundreds of guys >Implies they are broken up >Destroys his own point before he even brings it up Why are Redditors in a constant state of delusion?

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Looking for a light house before the ship goes down | /r/Greentext

20m (1/8 3:01) 76038072 - 0 Re - 0 Img JPG 13KB (236 × 282) - 8B528BA9-1489-49CF-AB2A-E688D70DAAD5.jpg >EVERY internet foid has garbage paternal relations, or none at all >EVERY internet foid wants a 'daddy' >EVERY internet foid is incredibly immature and behaves childishly, in a 'cutesy' way that drives me f------ mad (NOT in a good way) >EVERY internet foid wants to be babied and dominated, and treated as lesser than >EVERY internet foid expects you to just deal with her s---. Don't bore her, do spoil her, do coddle her HOW THE F--- DO I FIND A BITCH WHO ISN'T LIKE THE ABOVE. GOD F------ DAMN. I JUST WANT AN EMOTIONALLY STABLE, MATURE WOMAN. I DON'T WANT TO LARP AS YOUR DAD. I DON'T WANT TO DATE SOME KIND OF MANIPULATIVE, AGE REGRESSIVE RETARD THAT USES EMOTICONS. I DON'T WANT TO DATE WHAT IS ESSENTIALLY A CHILD. IT'S SO F------ UNATTRACTIVE AND REPULSIVE. 99.9% OF THEM ARE LIKE THIS TO SOME DEGREE, AND IT'S NORMALIZED NOW. FUUUUU JUUUUUUU

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Killer robots are cool | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 01/08/24(Mon )06:29:41 No.194542440 SKYNET 1704667580194415.jpg 342 KB JPG >super advanced Al can't make chemical or biological weapons to wipe out humans

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mommy⁮⁮⁮⁮⁮ | /r/Greentext

File: 14687634904400.jpg (33KB, 389x366px) Anonymous 2024-01-05 08:44:51 Post No. 9171680 [Report] >>9171853 >>9171856 >>9171863 >>9171906 >>9172263 >>9172862 >>9172866 >>9174136 >>9174141 >be dan schneider >wake up in dark room, tied to chair >see this

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Is it a mental illness? | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 58 KB JPG 01/08/24(Mon) 07:23:43 No.663070659 >i f------ HATE this game >has more than two hundred hours on it >still plays it What compels a person to play a video game they hate? I don't get it

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