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File: 14687634904400.jpg (33KB, 389x366px) Anonymous 2024-01-05 08:44:51 Post No. 9171680 [Report] >>9171853 >>9171856 >>9171863 >>9171906 >>9172263 >>9172862 >>9172866 >>9174136 >>9174141 >be dan schneider >wake up in dark room, tied to chair >see this

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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: Anonymous 58 KB JPG 01/08/24(Mon) 07:23:43 No.663070659 >i f------ HATE this game >has more than two hundred hours on it >still plays it What compels a person to play a video game they hate? I don't get it

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Anonymous 68 KB JPG 07/02/19(Tue)22:42:23 No.803727279 >be me >redditfag >see belle Delphine is selling her used bath water for $30 >wut.exe >mathtime.png >one tub of water, 80 gallons, is 38 cents >assume little vial of water is 8 oz >use google to convert >10240 oz in 80 gallons >each vial is 30 f------ dollars >iamamathwizard.json >finally see what this thot is making >this pink haired bitch is making $38,400 per tub of water >f------ what This f------ w----'s profit margin is a little over 10 million percent. All thanks to these thirsty little teenagers.

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Anon has a high iq | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 09/07/19(Sat) 23:09:58 No.809003834 >be me >21 >at university, study electrical engineering >never study >sleep all day, eat, drink, shitpost and occasionally play DnD or MtG with friends >failing badly 37 5 KB JPG >still can't bring myself to study >IQ 135, still f------ retarded >about to ruin my life cause lazy How do I bring myself to work hard on something for once im in my pathetic f------ life, why am I like this?! 6 Replies / 2 Images K View Thread

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Anonymous Da Trans 350 B PNG 04/20/22(Wed)14:34:02 No.68300045 >be me redditfag > go on any discussion sub > ask a simple question not trying to agitate just want discussion > Should HRT and Gender Reassignment Be restricted to age 18 and above? > Banned for trans-phobia, hatred, etc > Account suspended >*sigh*

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: Anonymous Why haven't you taken the red (...) MULLVAD B₂) qb 01/07/24(Sun)23:33:21 No.76037095 DISNEY viaplay N EewgJk5VOAAQY21.jpg 951 KB JPG HBO max prime video This is your last chance Anon. After this, there is no turning back. You take the blue pill - > You pay 50 euro a month > You better hope that the show or movie that you want to watch is on one of these 5 streaming services. > If not, go pay 10 euro a month for one additional service. You take the red pill - > You pay 5 euro a month for the VPN (Optional) > You can torrent and chromecast whatever you want.

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Anon fell for the stem meme | /r/Greentext

01/07/24 (Sun)11:30:34 No.30518894 >fell for stem meme path because got pushed into uni, didn't know what else to do and i saw it as a way to escape home town >did ecology undergrad >doing masters in ecology >have realised the pay will be s--- where do I go from here, in the UK as well. My friend does however earn a decent amount to be able to afford a house and a car with our same degree in the same area, but I keep reading and seeing online how people are making f------ nothing, but all my peers bar a few have barely any other experience whilst I have a lot of work experience in this field through voluntary and internship b-------. Tryna gauge how over it is, I also realise I kinda like doing more manual s--- and not using my brain as much, maybe I should have done a trade instead of stem ecology gayness. Kinda dont care if the work is ""rewarding"""" because rewarding doesn't pay bills. Also not joining the military because I dont agree with being a zogbot. Keep in mind I'm in the UK so dont use american related advice like go work in an oil field or in logging or something because that doesn't exist in the UK and I'm pretty sure all off shore oil rigs need actual qualifications. : Anonymous 64 KB JPG

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Killing in the name of freedom | /r/Greentext

ES 7h (1/7 14:31) · 192212964 · 118 Re · 11 Img JPG 145KB (700 × 474) · 1704616311781835.jpg 7 Replies >be norwegian >kill someone >have 20 years of comfy paid NEETdom with videogames, internet, books, music instruments, sports, animals and other hobbies >be norwegian >don't kill anyone >have to waigeslave 8 hours every day to afford a roof and some food till you are 65 years old

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: Anonymous 10/26/18(Fri)01:08:51 No.48912327 >be me >like this girl >make it instantly known to best bro >realize a couple days later that he has liked for longer than I >realize he would is giving the 8 KB JPG shot to me >days to by, girl makes move on best bro >he looks to me >I give him the go >hurts, but I know my best bro will be happy did I do good?

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: Anonymous 07/11/21(Sun)07:31:32 No.858766016 >be 11 >ask mom to buy me playstation 3 so i can play FIFA with friends from school >she ends up buying me a computer because it would also help me with school >friends play FIFA everyday while im stuck with my computer >start playing League of Legends >find out 2 other guys at school also play LoL, start to hang out with them and distance myself from the other group of friends FFW 9 years 94 KB PNG >20 years old, still playing LoL with the same 2 friends >none of us talk to any girls or go to parties >that same group of friends that played FIFA posting on their snapchat a party full of semi-naked drunk girls >mfw i hear that the girl i was into my whole life was there and even ended up f------ a guy at the bathroom F--- my life. why does a small decision made by my mom 9 years f---- my life today so much

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Anonymous 6 KB JPG am i an unironic schizoid >>30515537 # : Anonymous >>30515359 (OP) # That's not a bad thing especially nowadays. Anonymous 01/06/24 (Sat)19:53:57 No.30515359 >no friends >no real feeling of connection to my family, dont keep in contact with any of them outside of family gatherings >no real interest in relationship >find comfort and safety in being a stranger >>30515540 # >>30516064 # : Anonymous 205AFFO7 H >>30515362 # maybe i've read about people who live similar lives and they basically have a gun barrel in their mouth im not depressedf, but it's like im an observer of life rather than a participant 01/06/24(Sat) 19:54:44 No.30515362 01/06/24(Sat)20:28:05 No.30515537 01/06/24 (Sat)20:29:00 No.30515540

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3h (1/7 19:11) 36878280-3 Re · 0 Img JPG 12KB (480 × 360) · D7EBE21B-D513-4270-A2DA-BDA404B1B241.jpg 2 Replies >be 8 years old >home alone playing in living room >behind me I hear a woman's voice ask "can I play?" >freeze for a moment >speed-walk outside not looking back >stay there until parents got home I'm not a schizo or anything, I know this actually happened. Does anyone have similar experiences?

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8 KB JPG >be from ukraine >unironically use reddit >war is s--- and stuff >make a picture of my morning view with ukrainian breakfast, some positivity >post it >it gets removed for being offtopic >the entire subreddit is just about the war >99% of the people are westerners just talking about russia all day >they give each other awards for saying "F--- Putin" >these people dont give a s--- about ukrainne

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