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Anonymous 907 KB JPG 01/05/24(Fri)16:27:43 No.76010658 >Meet cute blonde girl in math class >shes 18 freshman in college >she has a boyfriend back home >we hang out every weekend > kiss her and she palms my face throwing me back >she blushes and smiles >anon you know I have a boyfriend what are you doing? >apologize and keep hanging out >every weekend we go on what are basically dates >every time im tickling her, holding her hand >she talks about how I will never date her how we are only just friends >I play this game where I just kiss her and she slaps me and laughs >one night we walk through a concert and shes completely blackout drunk >she can barely stand or walk > I pick her up bridal bridal style with her arms around me >I carry her to back to the hotel and put her in bed >she tells me not to go and stay in bed with her > I make out with her but again shes telling me I have a boyfriend nooo00 >her tongue is literally wrestling mine in her mouth >i take off her shorts and panties >shes tells me this is going way too far and I need to stop > I apologize and pull my pants up >slip and fall and my c--- glides right into her wet p---- >she lets out a soft moan just stares into my eyes >slowly keep pumping inside her > go back to kissing her and shes just breathing heavy Im kissing her >nut inside > afterwards she puts her clothes back on and passes out. >tells me Im a POS and that I r---- her and that she is never talking to me ever again >she blocks my number and everything on social media >she dropped out of class last week >havent seen or heard from her since

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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