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File: warwick.jpg (97 KB, 711x637) Anonymous 01/01/24(Mon)21:19:54 No.75972008 Guys I am not okay. >be me >invited to house party for NYE >have this weird feeling about it, like it's going to be a special night >friends and coworkers are there >kind of hit it off with a qt3.14 I have been seeing around >she is my coworker's roommate >4/10 face and no boobs but she has an unbelievable thicc ass >like she is pretty much going to be on easy street for life with that ass >party is really good actually, vibe is nice >we kiss at midnight >everybody teases us but I don't care, boner is activated >>75972053 >>75972054 >party breaks up about 1am, she asks me to walk her home >ohgodyesplease >we are hugging and grabbing all over each other on the walk >start making out right outside her place >she is obviously just getting hotter and hotter I have no doubt she is getting ready to do me >she pulls me behind the house >she pulls her pants and underwear down and turns around to stick her ass out >the thought of possible getting to do that ass doggy has me ready to splooge in my pants >"please lick my ass baby I need it so bad" >hear the record scratch sound in my head >have never done that before but have thought about it >decide just to do it and then I'll get laid >the smell is sour and I know it's a bad idea but I just do it >immediately taste poop and have no doubt I just got poop in my mouth >throw up quite a bit which wasn't hard because I was pretty drunk >she's gone by the time I'm done puking >know there is no way to reconcile this, not to mention I would have to go in her house uninvited to talk to her >do the most pathetic walk of shame home you can imagine She will definitely tell my coworker who will tell everyone I work with. I think it was just a prank to see if she could get some sad sack guy to lick her dirty ass.

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.
Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI
: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"
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