Word Up! You must login or signup first!

File: warwick.jpg (97 KB, 711x637) Anonymous 01/01/24(Mon)21:19:54 No.75972008 Guys I am not okay. >be me >invited to house party for NYE >have this weird feeling about it, like it's going to be a special night >friends and coworkers are there >kind of hit it off with a qt3.14 I have been seeing around >she is my coworker's roommate >4/10 face and no boobs but she has an unbelievable thicc ass >like she is pretty much going to be on easy street for life with that ass >party is really good actually, vibe is nice >we kiss at midnight >everybody teases us but I don't care, boner is activated >>75972053 >>75972054 >party breaks up about 1am, she asks me to walk her home >ohgodyesplease >we are hugging and grabbing all over each other on the walk >start making out right outside her place >she is obviously just getting hotter and hotter I have no doubt she is getting ready to do me >she pulls me behind the house >she pulls her pants and underwear down and turns around to stick her ass out >the thought of possible getting to do that ass doggy has me ready to splooge in my pants >"please lick my ass baby I need it so bad" >hear the record scratch sound in my head >have never done that before but have thought about it >decide just to do it and then I'll get laid >the smell is sour and I know it's a bad idea but I just do it >immediately taste poop and have no doubt I just got poop in my mouth >throw up quite a bit which wasn't hard because I was pretty drunk >she's gone by the time I'm done puking >know there is no way to reconcile this, not to mention I would have to go in her house uninvited to talk to her >do the most pathetic walk of shame home you can imagine She will definitely tell my coworker who will tell everyone I work with. I think it was just a prank to see if she could get some sad sack guy to lick her dirty ass.

Anon has a special New Year's Eve. | /r/Greentext


Uploaded by Reddit Moments Jan 05, 2024 at 07:21AM EST

Share Pin Download More

Origin Entry: Greentext Stories

File type: png

Resolution: (1478px x 860px)

File size: 446 KB


Anonymous DIS-Avowed 11/27/24(Wed)05:30:27 No.695700 VIDEO GAMES 'Avowed' Art Director Matt Hansen Admits To Wanting To Make Elon Musk "Mad" And Hint Game Is Ultra Woke JOHN F. TRENT NOV 26, 2024 - PAID 3 D1 ~ OBSIDIAN MATT_HANSEN ART DIRECTOR OBSIDIAN ENTERTAINMENT OBSIDIAN Matt Hansen the art director for Xbox and Obsidian Entertainment's upcoming fi person fantasy RPG admitted that he wanted to make Elon Musk "mad" with the game. 75486787548769.png 294 KB PNG >"I will make it political just to make chuds mad" >"And i achieved it! i made people mad" >"F--- chuds!" >"Win!" >"W-wait... what's that? my game flopped?!" >"Wait... there are layoffs in my studio? how-" >"P-people didn't like me trying to make them mad!" >"t-they are bigots!" >"F--- gamers! it's rough times for game developers man, this society is failing in so many levels it's unbelievable!" >"Y-you are laughing!, there are families involved and you are laughing!"
File: Screenshot 20241127-155712.png (228 KB, 742x721) Something Happened Anonymous (ID: HG6Lars) 11/27/24(Wed)17:35:15 No.489774321 ► >Polls all indicate a Harris victory, though close >Ann Selzer poll, known as a canary in a coal mine, indicated Harris winning lowa >Trump campaign suspiciously quiet nearing the end of the campaign >Harris campaign had significant energy >North Carolina predicted to be close >Virginia unusually red >The four countries willing and able to f--- with US democracy (Iran, China, Russia, NK) stand to benefit from a Trump win (cause it's destabilizing) >Billionaires cozy up to Trump despite a Harris victory being predicted >TRUMP WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >FOR THE FIRST TIME IN 20 YEARS A REPUBLICAN CANDIDATE WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >WITH AN APPROVAL RATING EQUIVALENT TO CANCER Bros, I'm telling you, something funky happened
☐ Anonymous 11/25/24(Mon) 10:39:13 No. 17295889 >>17295909 >>17295925 >>17295935 >>17295976 >win independence >DON'T devolve into military dictatorship or absolute monarchy >start off with fresh land and an unusually high literacy rate >neighbors are retarded savages who live at the mercy of nature >large ocean between them and European chimpouts >shitgoesdown.jpg >"here tovarish buy my land I need to fund a chimpout" >ok > "here America buy my land, I need to fund my own le chimpout" >ok >"hey America there was a chimpout in Texas we'll join you (and won't secede later) if you help" >ok >*doubles land in two years* It's amazing how well they took advantage of what they had. Many nations have completely fumbled the bag during their development. What went so right?
View All 43,901 Images


Moar:

+ Add an Image

Image Details

267 views (7 from today)

Uploaded Jan 05, 2024 at 07:21AM EST

Origin Entry

Greentext Stories

Source

Reddit

Tags

reddit, greentext, greentext memes, 4chan, 4chan memes, /r/greentext

Claim Authorship Edit History
Textile Embed