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Anonymous 387 KB PNG 01/02/24(Tue)23:06:59 No.75979862 Bear with me, but I think I've found a logical explanation for trooning out. >be me, straight teenage boy > get horny > look at p--- Anonymous > don't like seeing ugly male faces/bodies, or guys' balls and buttholes > thisisfine, plenty of lesbian / solo woman p--- exists > over time, the aversion grows > for example, years later, I can't even enjoy a vaginal fisting video if the arm is obviously a man's, even if the rest of his body is off camera > any thoughts of men in a sexual context are a turn-off >lesbians, even turbo-d----, now seem more attractive than straight women (because the latter are attracted to men, which is disgusting) > even when actually having sex with a woman, the fact that there's a man (me) with his d--- in her kills the mood > if I was a girl this wouldn't apply Maybe the troons are just too straight to be men? 01/02/24(Tue)23:09:54 No.75979893 >>75979862 (OP) # >its a mental disorder fueled by p--- addiction we all already know this anon Anonymous >>75979862 (OP) # no some people are just meant to be like that i had somewhat of a repressed autogynephilia during puberty I'd secrely dress up in female clothes but I'm too far gone now lookswise to even considerate femboy 01/02/24(Tue)23:11:51 No.75979909

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Anonymous DIS-Avowed 11/27/24(Wed)05:30:27 No.695700 VIDEO GAMES 'Avowed' Art Director Matt Hansen Admits To Wanting To Make Elon Musk "Mad" And Hint Game Is Ultra Woke JOHN F. TRENT NOV 26, 2024 - PAID 3 D1 ~ OBSIDIAN MATT_HANSEN ART DIRECTOR OBSIDIAN ENTERTAINMENT OBSIDIAN Matt Hansen the art director for Xbox and Obsidian Entertainment's upcoming fi person fantasy RPG admitted that he wanted to make Elon Musk "mad" with the game. 75486787548769.png 294 KB PNG >"I will make it political just to make chuds mad" >"And i achieved it! i made people mad" >"F--- chuds!" >"Win!" >"W-wait... what's that? my game flopped?!" >"Wait... there are layoffs in my studio? how-" >"P-people didn't like me trying to make them mad!" >"t-they are bigots!" >"F--- gamers! it's rough times for game developers man, this society is failing in so many levels it's unbelievable!" >"Y-you are laughing!, there are families involved and you are laughing!"

File: Screenshot 20241127-155712.png (228 KB, 742x721) Something Happened Anonymous (ID: HG6Lars) 11/27/24(Wed)17:35:15 No.489774321 ► >Polls all indicate a Harris victory, though close >Ann Selzer poll, known as a canary in a coal mine, indicated Harris winning lowa >Trump campaign suspiciously quiet nearing the end of the campaign >Harris campaign had significant energy >North Carolina predicted to be close >Virginia unusually red >The four countries willing and able to f--- with US democracy (Iran, China, Russia, NK) stand to benefit from a Trump win (cause it's destabilizing) >Billionaires cozy up to Trump despite a Harris victory being predicted >TRUMP WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >FOR THE FIRST TIME IN 20 YEARS A REPUBLICAN CANDIDATE WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >WITH AN APPROVAL RATING EQUIVALENT TO CANCER Bros, I'm telling you, something funky happened

☐ Anonymous 11/25/24(Mon) 10:39:13 No. 17295889 >>17295909 >>17295925 >>17295935 >>17295976 >win independence >DON'T devolve into military dictatorship or absolute monarchy >start off with fresh land and an unusually high literacy rate >neighbors are retarded savages who live at the mercy of nature >large ocean between them and European chimpouts >shitgoesdown.jpg >"here tovarish buy my land I need to fund a chimpout" >ok > "here America buy my land, I need to fund my own le chimpout" >ok >"hey America there was a chimpout in Texas we'll join you (and won't secede later) if you help" >ok >*doubles land in two years* It's amazing how well they took advantage of what they had. Many nations have completely fumbled the bag during their development. What went so right?

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San Francisco Golden Gate Bridge gets suicide net Anonymous 01/04/24(Thu)14:29:06 No.911857772 >be suicidal in San Fagcisco >go to jump off the golden gate >land on a safety net >w--.jpg >walk off safety net >be dead but at least the mayor can say she did something i guess

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File: mario.jpg (62 KB, 1280x720) >bitch i only bang guys >walks into class >sees 9/10 milf homeroom teacher "Anon, you'r-" >Don't let her say anything >Find my favorite twink >Drop his pants in the middle of class, ride his d--- while everyone watches Anonymous 02/12/22(Sat)17:17:35 No.872563528 ► >be me, 5 years ago, 17 y/o >ultra gay, ripped, local bowling champion. Bangs a different girl every night. >walk into school, tight shirt wrapped around my bulging pectorals >sees girl "Hi, ano-" >punch her so hard she cracks the wall >I make sure to make uncomfortable eye contact with everyone else in the class while I get my ass pounded. >Twink takes 25 minutes until he finishes >There's nothing left for me here >Leaves class >No pants >C-- dripping out my ass >Go get my lunch from the teacher's lounge fridge >See Chad "yo nice c--- anon" >completely genuine >had enough of this s--- >I begin my ultimate move >I drop my pants and j------- for 15 minutes straight >Just before I c-- I yell WA-HA like Mario >Hit Chad with atomic c-- blast >See bone fragments "see you tomorrow Chad" >Go to teachers lounge and get my english teacher's lunch >Leave in my bright orange donked-out '74 Impala >Go to bowling alley yep it was just another day for me

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: Anonymous 01/04/24(Thu)22:36:33 No.75999712 Been thinking about becoming a truck driver >Don't have any connections besides my parents who want nothing less than to see me f--- off for a bit >Enjoy traveling >Get to just run on autopilot and listen to music or podcast or whatever >Be alone most of the time >F--- hookers every night before bed It's beginning to sound like a robots paradise, bros >>76000142 #

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Anonymous 07/10/23(Mon)05:10:46 No.643609086 ✓ 1687102275930986.png (86 KB, 203x248) google iqdb wait lens >yaaas sex workers are heckin valid >be proud of your bodies queens >free the nipple! >nothing wrong with sexy girls using onlyfans or streaming >you goin to the pride parade sisters? >let's bring little timmy along >i already dressed him up in skimpy clothes and taught him how to twerk >children need to learn about sexuality and lgbt >wait... hold on..... is that a sexualized video game character?!?? >with b------- and ass?!?!? >and jiggle physics?!? >and very submissive to the protagonist?!? >NOOOOOO THAT'S SEXIST! >But also look at this girl's onlyfans cosplaying that same character! >she slays in that outfit! >lets get this trending!

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Anonymous Two weeks prior to filming "The Batman" Paul Dano completely abstained from any sexual contact to embrace the twisted mind of the titular Riddler, but some are saying he went too far 01/04/24(Thu)16:44:26 No.194333348 BY DAN KOIS MARCH 07, 2022 1:55 PM file.png 135 KB PNG >need to get into the mindset of a crazed killer >go without sex for 2 weeks JOURNEY WITH ME INTO THE MIND OF A MANIAC

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2h (1/4 13:34) 75997416 2 Re. 0 Img • PNG 132KB (225 × 302) 1684845648709346.png 2 Replies Is my coworker based or just retarded >be me >doing internship at s----- company >have 40+ year old coworkwer sitting across from me in the same office >starts tapping with his feet every now and then >blasts drum n bass for 10-15 minutes atleast once a day >turbo walks out and slams the door behind him shut whenever he goes out to smoke >turbowalks back inside after 5 mins but leaves the door open (so that he can slam it shut on his way out again i assume) >says random s--- like "WHAT" or "Oh man" every 10-15 minutes >slams his keyboard like he is angrily writing a reddit paragraph >asks me random s--- like "so anon, youre from [s----- city at the coast] right? Do you like crab?" The best thing is that he is doing even less work than me. Whenever i look over he is at his phone and today i found out that the "notes" he is making, are just scribbles of cartoon skulls

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Anonymous 387 KB PNG 01/02/24(Tue)23:06:59 No.75979862 Bear with me, but I think I've found a logical explanation for trooning out. >be me, straight teenage boy > get horny > look at p--- Anonymous > don't like seeing ugly male faces/bodies, or guys' balls and buttholes > thisisfine, plenty of lesbian / solo woman p--- exists > over time, the aversion grows > for example, years later, I can't even enjoy a vaginal fisting video if the arm is obviously a man's, even if the rest of his body is off camera > any thoughts of men in a sexual context are a turn-off >lesbians, even turbo-d----, now seem more attractive than straight women (because the latter are attracted to men, which is disgusting) > even when actually having sex with a woman, the fact that there's a man (me) with his d--- in her kills the mood > if I was a girl this wouldn't apply Maybe the troons are just too straight to be men? 01/02/24(Tue)23:09:54 No.75979893 >>75979862 (OP) # >its a mental disorder fueled by p--- addiction we all already know this anon Anonymous >>75979862 (OP) # no some people are just meant to be like that i had somewhat of a repressed autogynephilia during puberty I'd secrely dress up in female clothes but I'm too far gone now lookswise to even considerate femboy 01/02/24(Tue)23:11:51 No.75979909

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