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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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Anon is escalating | /r/Greentext

File: pepe.jpg (11 KB, 266x258) Anonymous 01/02/24(Tue) 14:34:00 No.75979495 ► >>75979511 >coworker at my job is rude and really pissing me off >last week decide it's the last straw and impulsively vandalize his car in the parking lot by smashing a window >at first I get super paranoid I got caught on camera but apparently I didn't >I can tell my coworker and several others think I did I though >I start dropping little hints I did it to rub it in my coworker's face >next day find my car window is smashed >I didn't see that coming >go to a gun store and get a gun >two can play at this game Anonymous 01/02/24 (Tue)14:35:13 No.75979511 >>75979495 (OP) >>next day find my car window is smashed >>I didn't see that coming Really? Bro, you are going to lose this war. You got to step up your situational awareness.

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Anon Is Agent Smith | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 59 KB JPG >im me >be me 07/22/19(Mon)03:14:38 No.805256036 >you are now me >mfw youre me pic related

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A message for Ben | /r/Greentext

ben.jpg (9 KB,320x180) google yandex iqdb wait Anonymous 01/02/24(Tue)16:27:23 No.75978807 >>75978857 Hello Ben I don't know you. I don't know if you're reading this. But this is the sign you wanted. I, a random stranger on the internet, decided on a whim to make this post and use your name specifically, and now you are seeing it. Maybe you're seeing it on 4chan, or Reddit, or somewhere else, but I am now speaking directly to you, Ben. Maybe it's at the behest of God or the Universe or whoever, I don't know, I'm just typing this on a random impulse so this is all guessing. If you had a question, the answer is yes. If there was some thing you're trying to decide whether to do or not, do it. Hope that helps. Good luck, Ben.

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anon wants to goon | /r/Greentext

Anonymous Dear Gen Z STOP GOONING The culture of obsessive consumption of adult content has unsurprisingly turned into a harassment campaign. This term is continually used in order to sexually harass users online, mainly women - in a way that could be interpreted as Virtual R---. The time to stop is long overdue. Sincerely women 193 KB JPG 77 Replies / 8 Images Anonymous : Anonymous 47 01/03/24(Wed)00:12:41 No.75980500 the phenomenon of gooners serves as a prime example for why moids as a gender are fundamentally incapable of not objectifying women at every turn 345 KB JPG View Thread 01/03/24(Wed)02:53:35 No.75982221 01/03/24(Wed)03:08:19 No.75982341 >>75980500 (OP) # >WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH YOU CAN'T OBJECTIFY WOMEN >WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH YOU CAN'T J------- TO FICTIONAL GIRLS >WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH YOU CAN'T F--- A SEXDOLL YOU WEIRDO >STOP BEING HORNY DAMMIT Just let me j------- ffs

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Anon doesn't understand Instagram | /r/Greentext

file.png (565 KB, 1200x1200) google yandex iqdb wait Anonymous 01/02/24(Tue)16:29:08 No.75978822 ✓ >>75978836 >see people at my college >seem introverted/humble and don't seem to be talkative in person >search their names up on Instagram >They have 1000+ followers and hundreds of likes on each post What the f---?

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You can't escape you can't run | /r/Greentext

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there for you | /r/Greentext

1h (1/2 18:02) · 75975834 - 9 Re - 0 Img JPG 32KB (512 × 512) · IMG_0119.jpg 3 Replies Did I just f--- up? > start messaging girl from class > shes a virgin (I am too) and has b------- > find out she likes me > go on date > she enjoys date but I hate it > feel zero connection with her at all > dont go on another dote >still think about f------ her > did I just f--- up my only opportunity to ever get with someone? ●●●

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Why is he like this | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: yyHXNg5z 01/03/24(Wed)07:22:27 No.453867868 Elon Musk Value of X has fallen 71% since purchase by Musk and name change from Twitter Mutual fund Fidelity, which owns stake in social media platform, marks down value of its shares in disclosure obtained by Axios Screenshot_20240102_182018_Photos.jpg 388 KB JPG >buy at a high price because you went into the deal with intentions of backing out >can't back out due to contract, didn't read part that locks him into the deal after so much time and access to business info >get stuck with high asking price >be marketing poison to brands >attract people who like to call people n------ and post TND memes on Dilbert Guy's timeline >make blue checkmarks purchasable and do damage to brands who depended on checkmarks to show them as the official twitter account >advertisers leave >pay for checkmarks means that people who would pay elon $8 a month get their opinions broadcast over people who wouldn't >change iconic name to X >Elon continuous to be anti-gay and broadcast anti-black posts >Elon continues to be based >advertisers leave >Elon supports "jews hate whites" narrative >ad was reported to have appeared next to nazi post after new CEO said that wouldn't happen >more advertisers leave >press conference with easy questions answered with Elon encouraging boycotts on companies that do want to advertise on X and tells companies to go f--- themselves Do you think it's true he has an IQ of 155?

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Anon has basically everything he could ever need | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 51 KB JPG >great gaming >nice car 03/08/21 (Mon)16:05:48 No.849094561 >be me >20 years old >good job >financially independent >solid grades in engineering school >9/10 20 year old gf who lets me f--- whenever I want >been lifting for 2 years, muscular.jpg setup >my own place >have basically everything I could ever need and want >still want to kill myself >think about ways I could make my death look accidental everywhere I go Is that what adult life is like, anons?

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Anon gets embarrassed during class | /r/Greentext

Anonymous | 761961790 1.7 MB GIF >be me in elementary school >Time to present in front of class >Get biggest boner of my life >Idea.jpg >Pull boner up and tuck it in my belt >Fits perfectly 0 min. ago >Have to point at something at the top of board >Front of shirt lifts up, exposing my d--- tip to whole class >My crush sitting in front row gets huge eyeful >Stupid Chad yells at everyone to look at my tiny d--- >Not even that small >Crush starts laughing as tears start to come in my eyes >Freak out and run out of room >Laughing stock of class I just had to quit the only job I've ever loved because all my students saw my d--- REPLY

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anon's grandpa pulls one last prank from the grave | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 01/02/24(Tue) 18:53:48 No.12830610 ► >have close bond with grandpa >only person in family who appreciates his sense of humor >one day he says he is glad im his grandson and gives me an envelope >tells me only open it the day he dies >fast forward 9 years >he died today >remember the envelope >open it, a single piece of paper in it >written on it: "guess what? chicken butt" damn it pops, I already miss you, you old fart

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ha ha ha, senators sips coffee | /r/Greentext

>"Anakin, we can't be attracted to each other" >dressed like a pornstar day and night while Anakin is her only company while on Naboo >Anakin just gets more attracted to her >"nooo I told you we can't do that" what the f--- was her problem Anonymous 01/02/24(Tue)11:55:07 No.112822999 She was a woman.

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