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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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: Anonymous Cyberscam 2077 YDERFUNK 80 KB JPG 12/18/23(Mon)19:59:16 No.458421695 >promised as an rpg >released as a s----- action shooter >scammed customers as well as investors in 2020 due to it's unplayable state >took CDPR 1 1/2 half years to make it playable >took 3 years to include something basic like a train system >still not an rpg >suddenly it's praised as GOTY are people giga-retarded?

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: Anonymous Anonymous Long term gf and I just broke up. This is the best way know to mend a broken heart. Please don't f--- that cat Anonymous 02/20/22(Sun)11:26:45 No.589480359 IMG_004.jpg 114 KB JPG 30 KB JPG 02/20/22(Sun)11:28:03 No.589480495 02/20/22(Sun)11:53:02 No.589482903 Frog wear >framed picture of a f------ fan ing glasse S Why do Americans do weird s--- like this? >>589483034 # >>589483052 # >>589483054 # >>589483098 # >>589483175 # >>589483258 # >>589483285 # >>589483318 # >>589483598 # >>589483697 # >>589483883 # >>589483949 # >>589484438 # >>589484659 # >>589485820 # >>589485864 # >>589486059 # >>589486238 # >>589486254 # >>589486324 # >>589486435 # >>589486564 # >>589486736 # >>589486840 # >>589487067 # >>589487624 # >>589488041 # >>589488357 # >>589488383 # >>589488471 # >>589488587 # >>589488785 # >>589490257 # >>589490358 # >>589490423 # >>589490449 #

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: Anonymous 96 KB JPG 08/02/21 (Mon) 08:44:21 No.21734413 >be bottom mathematician >be dating top engineer >he gets mad at me when I do unconventional notation like using j for imaginary numbers instead of i or not using leading zeros to represent probability >today me and him went on a hike and we wanted to calculate the mean threshold for optimal slope ravine navigating >when setting up the integral suddenly an epiphany hits me >if dx can be treated as an operative and if integral multiplication among the reals is associative then it shouldn't matter if the dx ends the integral or starts the integral. >put the dx before the integral I got hate f----- so hard that night

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Anon is hungry | /r/Greentext

File: IMG_4689.jpg (80 KB, 1000x1024) >she knows what is coming >I lean on top of new daddy Anonymous 12/18/23 (Mon)16:45:17 No.75807263 [Reply] ► >3 o clock in the morning >get hungry for chicken tendies >go into mummies room >she is playing wrestling with new daddy >I don't like new daddy >they are playing under the sheets >they don't see me enter the room >he tries to struggle free >I'm 390 lbs of pure blubber >I remove my clothes >I squat beside the bed >a solid mass of brown goodness >I am proud >mummy and new daddy have stopped wrestling >new daddy says "um...d-do you smell something?" >mummy pleads "oh god....oh god please not again" >mummy is well learned in the ways of brown goodness >but new daddy still must learn >he is about to >he's going nowhere >his arms are pinned beneath my might >as I squeeze, I let out several grunts and moans >mummy and new daddy are also grunting and moaning >squeezing hard, I feel my sphincter throb and pulse >double double toil and trouble something wicked this way comes >the brown goodness pours forth from my anus and veers in a sweeping motion slightly to the left and touches the ground >throwing back the sheets >mummy and new daddy look upon my work and despair >new daddy retches at the sight of me standing, now with brown goodness in hand >new daddy screams "is th-that f------ real?!?! I-is that f------ s---??!?!?! >mummy buries her face in her hands in shame >my sphincter closes off, like a valve, sealing my back passage shut >I behold my work >I take my brown goodness and paint new daddy's face >I make him a brown man >a brown chocolate man, with my brown chocolate goodness >he shakes violently and vomits several times >I struggle to keep him still >mummy is sobbing by the bedside >her days of trying to reason with me are gone >she has given up all hope >she is broken >after I am finished my work, new daddy is covered in my brown goodness and chunks of his own vomit, tears streaming down his face >after daddy is done gagging, I lean in close >I whisper "can you take me to wendys to get some chicken nuggies?"

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Trustworthy anon did the math | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Math. 24 KB PNG 12/18/23(Mon)21:24:27 No.911000314 Let's do some math. >400k people attended Anime Expo this year >15k people were in the World Trade Center on 9/11 >of those 15k, 2.6k of them died that's 17% >if 17% of Anime Expo died that'd be 68k >if two planes crashed into the venue, 68k people would die Can someone please hijack a plane and see if my math is right?? I'm not a fed I swear!!

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Neurodiversity in Chad | /r/Greentext

Anonymous Autism can ruin Chads too 12/17/23(Sun)12:44:49 No.75796487 >When middle school came along, things started to change. While everyone was maturing I felt left behind. I didn't care for clothes, relationships, etc as much as everyone else. I started to lose all confidence I had as a kid and was becoming extremely introverted. >I stopped playing sports completely and felt like I didn't belong in High School at all. I had completely disconnected from everyone at this point. The problems within my family didn't help either. I feel as if the focus was put on others in my family to help them, and I just disconnected even more. I started to realize that something was "wrong" with me during the high school years. I cared about absolutely nothing, I honestly don't know if I even wanted to be alive at this point. Are these signs of autism? How'd he go from athletic good looking chad to a complete loser in High School? https://www.twitlonger.com/show/n_1sqb890 412 KB JPG

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R9k, how do I fix my problems? Be my counselor life couch? R9k, how do I fix my problems? (...) 137 KB JPG 12/17/23(Sun)21:03:26 No.75801657 >be disabled uberautist >bought an expensive japanese dress and bitch sold it with armpit yellow stains, I heard stain remover works but I am scared of soap, how do I clean my dress without being scared? >how do i force myself to talk to people and not ghost them because I have no social energy in order to get a bf? >I have issues with my bank how do I get over the social anxiety and call them ? >bank asks for proof of employment but I am a neet, dad says to tell em that but idk if they will be ok with that >I am saving for a breast lift but bank is making me anxious is there a chance they will still my 2k euro in savings?I need to reach atleast 4k to get it >some c--- psychiatrist illegally told my mom I'm anorexic bullimic and now they are screeching at me which makes me want to hurt myself. How do I cope with boomers screeching without wanting to hurt myself? Like how do I stand there and take it without punching myself? >I do not want to kill myself but my parents are being really suicideinspo rn, copes?

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harry.png (822 KB, 936x507) google yandex iqdb wait gf normified me and i somehow enjoy it Anonymous 12/18/23 (Mon)08:36:34 No.75802970 ✓ >>75803008 >was always a stereotypical ugly fat kid in high school >nerdy hobbies like mtg didn't help, got bullied >never had success with women as a result >never went full incel, but did resent women deep down >depression and social anxiety only get worse in college >get desperate for some kind of help >stoner friend gives me shrooms (liberty caps) >never tried drugs but f--- it, life cant get any worse at this point >have an epiphany; it's like 20 hours of deep personal reflection and introspection all packed into a 5 hour long trip >confronted with the harsh truth that my lack of dating success is mostly due to myself >no one wants someone who doesnt take care of themselves after all >after this, begin on a self improvement and personal growth journey >lose 150 lbs and start putting effort into my appearance >start using a skincare routine for the first time ever >begin finding success with dating, at first it's just some dates here and there but it's much better than before >1.5 years later meet my current gf >we didn't have much in common but i fell in love with her personality >just constant cheerfulness and positive energy that i never had due to depression >she always makes me feel appreciated and loved >slowly become happier, feel more thankful for the people around me, life just becomes better overall >one day i realize im really no longer the incel edgelord i once was >still enjoy my nerdy hobbies but find myself bluepilled and no longer judging people for being "normies" in my eyes >no longer super selective with the people i talk to either, i can actually make non-terminally online friends now >find myself enjoying swift and harry f------ styles of all people (gf loves them)

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