Anon has a weight-loss program for his girlfriends | /r/Greentext
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![The Russian avos' (Russian: aвосb) describes a philosophy of behavior, or attitude, of a person who ignores possible problems or hassles and, at the same time, expects or hopes for no negative results or consequences. It is an attitude that treats life as unpredictable and holds that the best one can do is count on luck.[1][2] >>73658048 # 1703041606043192.jpg 127 KB JPG >Damn you are right, this whole positivity and gratefulness thing is actually pretty good Yeah especially if you think of it in terms of sheer usefulness. Any sort of doomerism just undermines your attitude and it's much better to go through life naively assuming things will turn out well as long as you keep going forward and trying again and again despite any downs and lows in the past. I like this pic](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/list/002/946/856/9f0.jpeg "Anon is hopeful | /r/Greentext")
![File: IMG_4689.jpg (80 KB, 1000x1024) >she knows what is coming >I lean on top of new daddy Anonymous 12/18/23 (Mon)16:45:17 No.75807263 [Reply] ► >3 o clock in the morning >get hungry for chicken tendies >go into mummies room >she is playing wrestling with new daddy >I don't like new daddy >they are playing under the sheets >they don't see me enter the room >he tries to struggle free >I'm 390 lbs of pure blubber >I remove my clothes >I squat beside the bed >a solid mass of brown goodness >I am proud >mummy and new daddy have stopped wrestling >new daddy says "um...d-do you smell something?" >mummy pleads "oh god....oh god please not again" >mummy is well learned in the ways of brown goodness >but new daddy still must learn >he is about to >he's going nowhere >his arms are pinned beneath my might >as I squeeze, I let out several grunts and moans >mummy and new daddy are also grunting and moaning >squeezing hard, I feel my sphincter throb and pulse >double double toil and trouble something wicked this way comes >the brown goodness pours forth from my anus and veers in a sweeping motion slightly to the left and touches the ground >throwing back the sheets >mummy and new daddy look upon my work and despair >new daddy retches at the sight of me standing, now with brown goodness in hand >new daddy screams "is th-that f------ real?!?! I-is that f------ s---??!?!?! >mummy buries her face in her hands in shame >my sphincter closes off, like a valve, sealing my back passage shut >I behold my work >I take my brown goodness and paint new daddy's face >I make him a brown man >a brown chocolate man, with my brown chocolate goodness >he shakes violently and vomits several times >I struggle to keep him still >mummy is sobbing by the bedside >her days of trying to reason with me are gone >she has given up all hope >she is broken >after I am finished my work, new daddy is covered in my brown goodness and chunks of his own vomit, tears streaming down his face >after daddy is done gagging, I lean in close >I whisper "can you take me to wendys to get some chicken nuggies?"](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/721/470/29f.png "Anon is hungry | /r/Greentext")
