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Anon has a weight-loss program for his girlfriends | /r/Greentext
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![File: IMG_4689.jpg (80 KB, 1000x1024) >she knows what is coming >I lean on top of new daddy Anonymous 12/18/23 (Mon)16:45:17 No.75807263 [Reply] ► >3 o clock in the morning >get hungry for chicken tendies >go into mummies room >she is playing wrestling with new daddy >I don't like new daddy >they are playing under the sheets >they don't see me enter the room >he tries to struggle free >I'm 390 lbs of pure blubber >I remove my clothes >I squat beside the bed >a solid mass of brown goodness >I am proud >mummy and new daddy have stopped wrestling >new daddy says "um...d-do you smell something?" >mummy pleads "oh god....oh god please not again" >mummy is well learned in the ways of brown goodness >but new daddy still must learn >he is about to >he's going nowhere >his arms are pinned beneath my might >as I squeeze, I let out several grunts and moans >mummy and new daddy are also grunting and moaning >squeezing hard, I feel my sphincter throb and pulse >double double toil and trouble something wicked this way comes >the brown goodness pours forth from my anus and veers in a sweeping motion slightly to the left and touches the ground >throwing back the sheets >mummy and new daddy look upon my work and despair >new daddy retches at the sight of me standing, now with brown goodness in hand >new daddy screams "is th-that f------ real?!?! I-is that f------ s---??!?!?! >mummy buries her face in her hands in shame >my sphincter closes off, like a valve, sealing my back passage shut >I behold my work >I take my brown goodness and paint new daddy's face >I make him a brown man >a brown chocolate man, with my brown chocolate goodness >he shakes violently and vomits several times >I struggle to keep him still >mummy is sobbing by the bedside >her days of trying to reason with me are gone >she has given up all hope >she is broken >after I am finished my work, new daddy is covered in my brown goodness and chunks of his own vomit, tears streaming down his face >after daddy is done gagging, I lean in close >I whisper "can you take me to wendys to get some chicken nuggies?"](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/721/470/29f.png "Anon is hungry | /r/Greentext")
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![File: N-008.png (283 KB, 523x567) HAN RED WHITE &BIL PARACH Anonymous 03/24/17(Fri)11:29:31 No.726714895 [Reply] > be me > be in 2003 > firework night > britfag celebration of the torture of a catholic > Uncle reveals he's attached mice/guinea pigs to the rockets along with makeshift parachutes > fireworks start going off > no mice survive > wholesome family tradition begins > be one year later > more mice > family compete to see who can make the best parachutes > no mice survive > be in 2008 > first successful landing > first firework day trophy is awarded to my sister > still no survivors though > baby steps > be in 2010 > first survivor touches down > big celebration > we begin breeding the mice to save money > survivor is used as stud to selectively breed an ubermaus race of rocket riders > be in 2011 > we are getting good at this > survival rate has reached ~5 per year > survivors are sent back up > clearly they are the best specimens > need to stay competetive to win the trophy and newly introduced monetary prize > be in 2015 > great year for rocket riders > 11 survive >mfw I still haven't won a trophy > pic related](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/list/002/929/749/175.png "Anon makes paratroopers | /r/Greentext")
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