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Anonymous 103 KB JPG structure. 12/08/23(Fri) 13:07:28 No.75697003 >born a man >at birth, they mutilated me >pump me full of estrogen and give me video games >end up with wide hips, weak small arms What's even the point? No amount of lifting will ever fix my bone

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Anonymous 38 KB JPG 06/08/21(Tue)19:51:50 No.146433504 >have a coworker who is Dutch >we both need to go to the same project the next day >offer to drive and say I will pick him up >he says thanks and gives me his adress >the next day I drive over to his home >he isn't fully ready to leave yet but offers me to wait inside >he asks if I want a coffee >say sure because I didn't have my morning coffee yet >his wife makes me a coffee while he finishes getting ready >drive him to the project and drop him back of at his home in the evening >he says "thank you so much for driving anon!" >get home myself >hear a notification comming in on my phone >it is a 'tikkie' for 0.50 EUR from my Dutch colleague for the morning coffee I had at his place

Anonymous 11/27/24(Wed)23:29:29 No.146551057 1713812614849717.png 1.49 MB PNG ITT: we pretend we're in Gotham Anonymous 11/28/24(Thu)08:34:28 No.146555487 I was waiting at the bus stop and next thing I know Im at Batmans feet with a broken collar bone and three weeks missing. Turns out Mad Hatter put one of stupid hats on me when my back was turned. Work says theyve already filled my position and theres nothing they can do I hate this city I hate this city Anonymous 11/28/24(Thu)08:36:40 No.146555501 I was blowing a dude in crime alley but his c--- tasted funny. Kinda... earthy? I looked up and it was Clayface. Called me a f-- and ran away laughing. 69 KB JPG

Oh my GOD just talk to actual women, we're all horny and unhappy too you're not special you f------ weirdos New York Post @nypost- Apr 15 Tech exec predicts 'Al girlfriends' will create $1B business: 'Comfort at the end of the day' trib.al/XORAIML : Anonymous (ID: P3y3PZCt >talk to women ew weirdo >dont talk to women ew weirdo 11/16/24(Sat)11:35:50 No.488637069

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: Anonymous 146 KB PNG 12/08/23(Fri)18:45:44 No.75694219 >be me >be tourist on other boards >someone mentions having a girlfriend >want to call him out and tell him to GTFO >remember it's me who's abnormal >remember that I'm the /r9k/ loser >remember that not everyone on 4chan is a loser >decide not to say s--- and close the thread instead

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Anon strikes at JIDF with their own weapons | /r/Greentext

לאשר A multicultural future #OpenBordersForlsrael Anonymous (ID: MAJVXh) 12/14/15(Mon)08:25:24 No.58300468 >>58302394 >>58303113 >>58303562 >>58305021 >>58305132 >>58305529 >>58308188 >>58301793 Israel לאשו Come on /pol/, fire up your twitter accounts. We can't stop until Israel finally wakes up and benefits from beautiful cultural enrichment. Cmdr Knightmarez (ID: sldCRig8) 12/14/15(Mon)08:33:16 No.58301092 ► i f------ love pol לאשף !!8ulOYOLj8qr (ID: JsdUJZJ8) 12/14/15(Mon)08:42:32 No.58301862 File: 1449710259286-2.jpg (75 KB, 600x327) Facebook.com/openbordersforisrael Multi culturalism and Israel: A CRUCIAL STEP TO SUCESS! לאשן THE BLESSED SOIL OF ISRAEL 20 BELONGS TO EVERYBODY Ⓒ!!8ulOY0Lj8qr (ID: JsdUJZJ8) 12/14/15(Mon) 08:49:40 No.58302458 File: 1449703909166.jpg (56 KB, 480x269) For many years the people of Israel have prospered as a country... Now it's time for them to prosper as a people! No matter what the color, no matter what the race Shalom! >>58307548 The f--- is going on here? Anonymous (ID: @gkt5V00) 12/14/15(Mon)09:00:07 No.58303327 ► >>58303510 >>58303516 >>58303660 >>58303767 >>58303886 >>58307211 F--- OFF WE ARE FULL LIKE US ON K facebook Anonymous (ID: ZNLOAB43) 12/14/15(Mon)09:49:57 No.58307234>>58307426 >>58307431 >>58307486 Anonymous (ID: VD1cJr2u) 12/14/15(Mon)09:52:31 No.58307426 >>58307520 >>58307234 We're trying to ruin your country. Don't take it personal.

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YOUR AVERAGE GREENTEXT Yanzihko کره 69 Replies boooº BENX Mandatory Lust Provoking Image.png Original is being reposted for 10 years Anon One > BLA BLA BLA BLA BLA BLA BLA BLA BLA BLA BLA What should i do Anons? > BLA BLA BLA >I AM STRAIGHT > BLA BLA BLA > BUT THERE IS A TWIST > BLA BLA BLA > NOW I GET TOPPED HAHA OP IS A CA900T Anon The Second add me into the screenshot

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: Anonymous 12/08/23(Fri)19:13:33 No.192955304 IMG_7358.jpg 492 KB JPG >based off of a post apocalyptic game world where people struggle to survive >shows a fat mutt Into the bin it goes

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Anonymous Preggos 227 KB JPG 12/08/23(Fri)17:38:48 No.910527365 >rewind to 10 year old me. >Start jacking off. >One time, cummed while laying down & some landed in my belly button. >Scared shitless, thought I was going to get pregnant or something. >Anxiety stricken for about 2 months. >S---, what are my parents going to think if I'm pregnant?? What's going to happen to my child? I'm too young to have a child, will I die?? >Didn't j------- at all. >5-6 months passed, seemed fine, belly didn't get big & I wasn't puking. >Start jacking off again. >WE ARE SO F------ BACK. View Thread

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>try to help my pill addict brother >pay for therapist, get former addict friend to mentor him >mom says pills keep him calm, so gives him money to buy more >i flush pills, call mentor >he gets violent, self harms >mom gets him more pills >cycle repeats, I can't cope so move out >bro gets worse >he goes to garage, sits in car and turns it on >mom leaves screaming message on my cellphone blaming me >tells everyone I abandoned him >not invited to funeral I want to join my brother

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The Relic of Progress | /r/Greentext

Anonymous has the world left me behind? 12/07/23(Thu)22:52:46 No.75691205 i've been entirely removed from polite society for the better part of four years now but trying to get back into the swing of things. started going to a cooking class at the local uni because you don't have to be an actual student to attend and most everyone there is around my age. anyway the interaction I had today totally blew me away. >sat around post-class with the other attendees eating the food we made 151 KB JPG >normies enjoying their casual conversation >discussion turns to m----------- (?) >bubbly lass with blue hair pipes up >describes in detail how she annihilates her bean multiple times a day with various medieval sounding implements >takes me by surprise to hear a girl discuss this so openly >she notices my puzzled expression and questions me as to why >after saying it out loud everyone seems more surprised that I'm taken aback by the transparency of the discussion rather than the discussion itself >girl says it doesn't seem that weird because people can go watch her do it online >w-- >nobody reacts to that either >after class the other asocial weirdo in the class walks with me and shows me a video of her blasting her p---- open with some demonic looking sex toy what the hell gives? is this just a staple of the culture now? this was unheard of back when I was in school, the best thing that ever got circulated was a picture of a girl in her bra. and the whole openness of the thing. what the hell?

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Anonymous i Na tage the war d wat and both. the butterfly mit Halk Zul. Kar j 52 70 KB JPG 12/07/23(Thu)21:37:23 No.75690641 >be me >seventh grade math >everyone hates teacher >flipped class: study at home do problems in class >not doing work >watch sal khan teaching derivatives of trig functions >teacher notices >quickly go back on task "i saw that unit circle, don't hide that from me" "that was trig, it's good you're curious" "do this first" >points to assignment >months later >can't find equation for line between two points on pretest >cry >teacher gives encouragement >encouraged >last day of school >teacher is retiring >has used books "here, anon" "i don't need these anymore" >hands me the books >i look at the titles >calculus and analytic geometry >introduction to the history of mathematics >years later >neet living with cousins >study rather advanced math now >still have those books tucked away somewhere once i get my english writing abilities up, i can apply for my undergrad when i'm 20 wish me luck robots

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Anonymous 12/07/23(Thu)16:18:01 No.192937357 Male IMG_7046.jpg 25 KB JPG >pirates of the Caribbean came out 20 years ago

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: Anonymous Can someone explain a joke to (...) B! 12/08/23(Fri) 18:07:32 No.192954273 FAT particle-beam-wrist-watch-and-snake-holster-photo-u1.jpg 34 KB JPG >"Why didn't he turn into a snake?" >"Trade secret Mr President, particle bean in a wristwatch, snake holster on the leg" I was watching this Rick and Morty episode with a friend and he started laughing saying it was a really clever joke. I don't get it personally - so yeah he tricked people into thinking his particle beam turned them into snakes but what's so funny about it?

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Anonymous Doomer's Dread 88 KB JPG 12/07/23(Thu)05:46:28 No.19193128 I've noticed myself go through this cycle a few times. It's very unhealthy for my mental health and personal relationships. Does anyone have any insight into these behaviors? >Consume political doomer content all day >Stress is building, Sky is about to fall >get so anxious that my body takes over and effectively runs away from the monitor >So stressed that I'm subconsciously looking for someone else to unload onto >"Mom! Quick look! The whole world is run by organized criminal syndicates! I'm looking to breakout of these self-destructive behaviors. Anyone else?

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Anonymous 158 KB PNG No.75690622 12/07/23(Thu)21:35:36 >GF is showing futa and femboy p--- >turned on a bit but trying to keep my composure >she sends a certain pic asking if I'd want to pound her that way >say how "part of me wants to say yes, but..." >I then go to e621 to find a more earnest nsfw pic that shows how I really see things between us >she says I need to grow a pair and say what I mean >explain that I'm admittedly pretty insecure about sex and that its a matter I'd much rather discuss in person, where I'm more comfortable talking about these kinds of things >she gets frustrated, saying eventually "if you can't be rough I'll do it for you" >"I'll be sure I break your brittle side" >by this point I'm rather uncomfortable and actually kind of afraid of her >things do finally calm down later Is it wrong that I feel quite insecure about sex, and am trying to remain calm and wait until we meet up irl now to talk about it? Before we used to be always horny for each other, but nowadays, I'm far less sex crazy and just want to be a good boyfriend

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Anonymous 103 KB JPG structure. 12/08/23(Fri) 13:07:28 No.75697003 >born a man >at birth, they mutilated me >pump me full of estrogen and give me video games >end up with wide hips, weak small arms What's even the point? No amount of lifting will ever fix my bone

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