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● bamsara ● squidlykitten Follow 5m ago phantomrose96 Affirmations to read to your cat: 4d ago You are strong, capable, and wise without standing on my keyboard You are respected and loved without standing on my keyboard You are capable of accomplishing all things you set your mind to without standing on my keyboard All things will come to you in time without standing on my keyboard There is wet-food and toy-time in your future without any need to stand on my keyboard Get off my keyboard #me earlier 3,417 notes

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