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marisatomay Follow cooking the recipe is more what you'd call guidelines than actual rules. marisatomay baking the recipe is not just a rule. It is a law, as immutable as gravity. #cooking: T=3 Baking:π=3.14 Pastry:T=3.14159265359 (God help you) 130,476 notes you're the only person who gets it #the rest of you need to sit down and LISTEN.... E tl

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As for Pastry! Have you even tried to make homemade Croissants?
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