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a-fragile-sort-of-anarchy I was a professional juggler for like five years and all of my friends politely pretend it never happened. a-fragile-sort-of-anarchy Sometimes I will be holding three or more similarly sized objects and they will all shoot me the kind of warning glances typically reserved for cats who are about to swipe a fresh and crispy fish stick from a small child's hand. a-fragile-sort-of-anarchy I gaze wistfully at a basket of apples and they all think, "Don't you F dare," so hard that I take psychic damage.

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homunculus-argument My theory is that ghosts get their energy by sucking the oil out of door hinges. That's how you know a place is haunted. Because the doors creak, even if you've just oiled them. The ghosts suck the oil out.

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