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: Anonymous 610 KB PNG weeks 12/01/23(Fri)15:38:29 No.910186323 >be addicted to fentanyl >stop cold turkey >for two days >go to suboxyn clinic >get suboxyn >immediately feel better >wean off of it after taking it for several Anyone who tells you fentanyl is hard to quit is just gaslighting you.

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File: fmt 87 24 615293 1604906381.jpg (87 KB, 1910x1080) ☐ Anonymous 11/11/24(Mon)13:47:16 No.17255059 >Is name De Gaul >The Gaul >>17255201 >Is in charge of the region that used to be called Gaul Who wrote this s---?

The Russian avos' (Russian: aвосb) describes a philosophy of behavior, or attitude, of a person who ignores possible problems or hassles and, at the same time, expects or hopes for no negative results or consequences. It is an attitude that treats life as unpredictable and holds that the best one can do is count on luck.[1][2] >>73658048 # 1703041606043192.jpg 127 KB JPG >Damn you are right, this whole positivity and gratefulness thing is actually pretty good Yeah especially if you think of it in terms of sheer usefulness. Any sort of doomerism just undermines your attitude and it's much better to go through life naively assuming things will turn out well as long as you keep going forward and trying again and again despite any downs and lows in the past. I like this pic

Anonymous Photo of anime girl date and time >be me >straight *The most violently homosexual text you will ever see in your life. No utterance of words is as homosexual as the ones currently viewed. This will be the most gay formulation of words in all of mankind's history.* >am i gay

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Anonymous How are normies doing it? 33 KB JPG 12/01/23(Fri)11:42:10 No.75613589 >go on a date with a girl >it is okay but I don't feel good, I am tense for non stop trying my best to not sperg out >she is interested in me, spend the whole day together, then I went home >she doesn't write me anything next two days >I ask her whats the matter >"I should be the one asking you this. You ran home, and didn't even try to kiss me. I thought I had bad breath or something" How the f--- was I supposed to know that a girl expects a kiss?

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Anonymous 12/01/23(Fri)21:37:30 No.910186270 I f----- up /b/ros >talking to my GF's friend >she mentioned she's on her period >mentions it makes her 'act up' in passing comment >w-- does she mean act up? Ask her >bluntly says it makes her horny >already treading treacherous ground at this point >try to break the ice and say the same happens with my GF >she chuckles >crisis averted >says she hasn't had any in a while >at this point I'm rock hard and throbbing >lose all sense of reason >I ask if she "needs a hand" >she immediately screenshots it and sends it to my gf How the f--- do I get out of this one??? 360 KB JPG

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Diverse Narratives | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 12/01/23(Fri)07:17:58 No.75611705 >be me >injure my one of the nails of my fingers while lifting >the nail ends up looking black >several random e-girls wish they lived near me so they could dye all the nails on my fingers black, so that it wouldn't stand out >tell to several female coworkers (usually older than 40) about the fact that my "gf" wants to paint them black 113 KB JPG >they look at me like a deer would look at car lights and say that a man shouldn't have painted nails ever this whole ordeal made me end up thinking of one thing, what's up with zoomer women being generally speaking more fine or welcoming of more effeminate men, than older women? I feel like older women are far stronger interested in traditionally masculine men than younger women are. Is it widespread mental illness among zoomers causing this or what?

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I think us men should make 5x more than women, if that makes them happy! | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: /3S1B4HS) Is there a solution? SEX & RELATIONSHIPS Women are struggling to find men who make 3 times as much money as they do By Hannah Frishberg Published Sep. 25, 2019, 7:21 p.m. ET 11/30/23(Thu)15:59:04 No.450482263 GAMOJRCXKAAAZOU.jpg 134 KB JPG : Anonymous (ID: XC1nqiLi >>450489495 # 11/30/23(Thu)16:00:13 No.450482367 >want equal pay >also want men to earn 3x than they do

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Chasing Authenticity | /r/Greentext

Anonymous Question for the transfags IT'S NOT A PHASE MOM THIS IS WHO I REALLY AM 281 KB JPG 12/01/23(Fri)11:30:11 No.910176259 If your genitals don't determine or define your gender... How does removing or modifying your genitals affirm your gender? > just because i have a penis, that doesn't mean i'm a man A few moments later... > i can't wait to remove my penis so that i can become a woman Explain yourselves.

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Anonymous I gave you a clinical trial now arower me 165 KB JPG 12/01/23(Fri)11:28:27 No.910176201 >be me >have the perfect woman >beautiful >racist >b------- >green eyes >submissive and loves to suck d--- >loved me more then anything >leaves me for an actual minor She has a mental illness, but Jesus christ what happened to her

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Anonymous Why are they like this? 12/01/23(Fri)08:48:24 No.75612266 >Be me >In small class (maybe 15 people) >Literally one black dude there >Every morning, for the entire semester, without f------ fail, he makes the loudest, most annoying sniffling noise on the face of the f------ Earth >He does this at least 2 - 3 times a minute, for 50 minutes straight >This man has managed to drive me to a homicidal rage with his utter inability to take some basic f------ cold/sinus relief for 3. F------. MONTHS. 26 KB JPG >This is worse than the smoke detectors, because at least then I can just mute them >And he isn't alone - every f------ Black in my university does this, without fail This has made me more racist that anything /pol/ has every produced

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Anon is a beautiful man | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 43 KB PNG 12/01/23(Fri)12:23:05 No.910178375 >be me, 10/10 handsome beautiful tall amazing man >one day, feeling especially sexy af >decide to share my beauty with the world, go out for a walk and take a train ride >get on the train, can feel all eyes on me, pretty sure the chinese chicks are staring at me lol >sit down and look out the window dramatically >decide to look at the people and give them a smile for a perfect climax to the day >turn to look at everyone >not a single person is looking at me >wagie assholes look depressed and f----- out their minds like they don't even notice me What the f--- is wrong with plebs it was such a great day for me and they f------ ruined it

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He just wanna use the squat rack | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 12/02/23(Sat)00:35:03 No.72951839 SCP-106 Emergence.jpg 691 KB JPG >Emerges out of the pocket dimension while you're in the middle of a 1rm squat Well /fit/, how would you stop him? : Anonymous >>72951839 (OP) # I'd do a 360 and squat away 12/02/23(Sat)00:36:04 No.72951848

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Anonymous anyara dhe pabandad barvelom LED Bioac joke or defroZARGES T 245 KB JPG 11/30/23(Thu)20:12:26 No.75606590 Anyone else plan on looksmaxxing in the future? Right now im working to get myself into a position where I can afford various enhancements/surgeries so that maybe one day I can finally get a gf Right now, this is what I plan on getting >braces to fix my teeth >maybe jaw surgery to fix my weak jaw/underbite, and chin fillers if necessary >Botox to improve sagging and asymmetries >rhinoplasty to fix my nose >need some kind of surgery to fix eye area, or a set of surgeries >not quite sure yet but I need to fix my double eyelid, fix my bone structure and weak eye support >need skin grafts to fix acne scars and acne >maybe fillers in cheekbones >maybe lip injections just to even them out because theyre asymmetrical >TRT or other steroids to fix physique >possibly leg lengthening surgery I swear one day I will ascend, or I will die trying

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So sad, I say we double, nay triple their pay | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous eLastRide 11/29/23(Wed)11:58:11 No.192611841 Close >Whoa, Uncle Anon, you work for that 4chan website? That's a pretty popular site, you mist get paid a lot to take care of it!

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Glimpses of Loss | /r/Greentext

Anonymous Columbine 192 KB JPG 12/01/23(Fri)07:56:35 No.75611948 >do a deep-dive into columbine >go in thinking the shooters were weirdo disgusting freak loner losers like the type of /r9k/ >turns out harris and klebold were actually pretty "cool" by school shooter standards >had a lot of friends, were pretty intelligent, decently attractive, did a lot of extra- carricular activities, etc., even had some girls that thought they were okay So why did they still do a shooting and yet you guys here don't do s---, and are all talk?

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