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Anonymous 12/01/23(Fri)21:37:30 No.910186270 I f----- up /b/ros >talking to my GF's friend >she mentioned she's on her period >mentions it makes her 'act up' in passing comment >w-- does she mean act up? Ask her >bluntly says it makes her horny >already treading treacherous ground at this point >try to break the ice and say the same happens with my GF >she chuckles >crisis averted >says she hasn't had any in a while >at this point I'm rock hard and throbbing >lose all sense of reason >I ask if she "needs a hand" >she immediately screenshots it and sends it to my gf How the f--- do I get out of this one??? 360 KB JPG

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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Anonymous (ID: /3S1B4HS) Is there a solution? SEX & RELATIONSHIPS Women are struggling to find men who make 3 times as much money as they do By Hannah Frishberg Published Sep. 25, 2019, 7:21 p.m. ET 11/30/23(Thu)15:59:04 No.450482263 GAMOJRCXKAAAZOU.jpg 134 KB JPG : Anonymous (ID: XC1nqiLi >>450489495 # 11/30/23(Thu)16:00:13 No.450482367 >want equal pay >also want men to earn 3x than they do

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Anonymous Question for the transfags IT'S NOT A PHASE MOM THIS IS WHO I REALLY AM 281 KB JPG 12/01/23(Fri)11:30:11 No.910176259 If your genitals don't determine or define your gender... How does removing or modifying your genitals affirm your gender? > just because i have a penis, that doesn't mean i'm a man A few moments later... > i can't wait to remove my penis so that i can become a woman Explain yourselves.

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Anonymous I gave you a clinical trial now arower me 165 KB JPG 12/01/23(Fri)11:28:27 No.910176201 >be me >have the perfect woman >beautiful >racist >b------- >green eyes >submissive and loves to suck d--- >loved me more then anything >leaves me for an actual minor She has a mental illness, but Jesus christ what happened to her

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Anonymous Why are they like this? 12/01/23(Fri)08:48:24 No.75612266 >Be me >In small class (maybe 15 people) >Literally one black dude there >Every morning, for the entire semester, without f------ fail, he makes the loudest, most annoying sniffling noise on the face of the f------ Earth >He does this at least 2 - 3 times a minute, for 50 minutes straight >This man has managed to drive me to a homicidal rage with his utter inability to take some basic f------ cold/sinus relief for 3. F------. MONTHS. 26 KB JPG >This is worse than the smoke detectors, because at least then I can just mute them >And he isn't alone - every f------ Black in my university does this, without fail This has made me more racist that anything /pol/ has every produced

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: Anonymous 43 KB PNG 12/01/23(Fri)12:23:05 No.910178375 >be me, 10/10 handsome beautiful tall amazing man >one day, feeling especially sexy af >decide to share my beauty with the world, go out for a walk and take a train ride >get on the train, can feel all eyes on me, pretty sure the chinese chicks are staring at me lol >sit down and look out the window dramatically >decide to look at the people and give them a smile for a perfect climax to the day >turn to look at everyone >not a single person is looking at me >wagie assholes look depressed and f----- out their minds like they don't even notice me What the f--- is wrong with plebs it was such a great day for me and they f------ ruined it

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Anonymous anyara dhe pabandad barvelom LED Bioac joke or defroZARGES T 245 KB JPG 11/30/23(Thu)20:12:26 No.75606590 Anyone else plan on looksmaxxing in the future? Right now im working to get myself into a position where I can afford various enhancements/surgeries so that maybe one day I can finally get a gf Right now, this is what I plan on getting >braces to fix my teeth >maybe jaw surgery to fix my weak jaw/underbite, and chin fillers if necessary >Botox to improve sagging and asymmetries >rhinoplasty to fix my nose >need some kind of surgery to fix eye area, or a set of surgeries >not quite sure yet but I need to fix my double eyelid, fix my bone structure and weak eye support >need skin grafts to fix acne scars and acne >maybe fillers in cheekbones >maybe lip injections just to even them out because theyre asymmetrical >TRT or other steroids to fix physique >possibly leg lengthening surgery I swear one day I will ascend, or I will die trying

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