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Anonymous (ID: kfd/dKIX) 04/07/14(Mon)17:55:24 UTC+8 No.541106815 Replies: >>541106937 >>541108120 >>541108190 I have a revenge story. First a little back story of how I got the Idea for it. >Come home a little drunk from a friends house. >1 a.m, silence, only thing that emits light is my PC screen. >browsing piratebay looking for movies to torrent >suddenly I hear a eardrum piercing explosion from my closet. >heartattack.jpeg >since nobody is in my apartment, I decide to investigate >lights on, approach closet >a rancid smell coming from my closet >open closet >yellow liquid literally on everything, a 1.5 liter bottle of apple juice exploded into 3 pieces >what the f--- >quickly google it >apple juice fermented, gas expanded, big boom. >interesting had to throw away a few white shirts since the apple juice wouldn't come off. anyway, to the revenge story Replies: >>541106937>>541108120>>541108190 Anonymous (ID: kfd/dKIX) 04/07/14(Mon)18:16:48 UTC+8 No.541108190 Replies: >>541108678 >>541108831 >>541110147 >>541106815 con't >so there is this bitch I used to date >claimed she was pregnant >didn't tell her I'm sterile since I have a defect in some protein that makes sperm tails or something. >(not sure how I feel about never having kids to this day) >dumped her, had illegal abortion, and now looks better then she was opposed to what I expected. >invited to party in 3 days >ex's house >next day walk to fridge, take out bottle of apple juice. >*insert lit light bulb above head* >buy a six-pack of little apple juice bottles. >drink half of each bottle >seal tightly >put outside in the sun for a day to speed up fermentation process on the day of the party >bring a six pack of beer, smuggle the six pack of half empty apple juice bottles. >meet ex, have "frenemie" small talk >hide bag with apple juice in upstairs bathroom >walk around house thinking where to put bottles >eventually decide >1 in her panties drawer (she never reaches for the underwear in the back) >1 in the toilet deck (wasn't sure it was going to work) >1 drop behind fridge >1 behind washing machine >1 under her bed >and the last one... and this is the best f------ part, in her current bf's gamer PC (f--- him and his red LED case lights) >almost got caught dropping the bottle behind the fridge and opening the PC case, s--- was spooky cont' Replies: >> 541106815>>541108678>>541108831>>541110147 Anonymous (ID: kfd/dKIX) 04/07/14(Mon)18:26:26 UTC+8 No.541108831 Replies: >>541109471 >>541108190 cont' >having fun at party, going home >everyday wake up like a kid on Christmas morning expecting to hear about some kind of applosion >two days pass >on the third day >hear from a friend that an apple juice bottle left behind the fridge at ex's house exploded >fridge ruined, have to replace it or fix components >they weren't in the house at the time, found out when they came home >heard her bf raged at her. >applejuicesagapartl.avi Replies: 541108190>>541109471 Anonymous (ID: kfd/dKIX) 04/07/14(Mon)18:55:59 UTC+8 No.541110970 Replies: >>541111112>>541111441 >>541111596 >>541111621 >>541109471 >second was the washing machine bottle >rumors start to spread about the applejuice creeper >heard they were asleep at the time of the explosion >ex freaked out, bf raged from confusion >managed to save the washing machine, but cleaning the bathroom was a bitch >third was his PC. >the same day after the washing machine bottle >mutual friend told me he was playing LoL for a few hours while the bottle exploded >wore headphones so he didn't realize at first what happened until his computer crashed >apple juice fried cpu >apple juice fried gpu >apple juice kills shatters case fan >PC is kill >bf went on a rampage, smashed ex's laptop, slapped her and left. >they broke up on the next day. 3 left eplies: >> 541109471>>541111112>>541111441>>541111596>>541111621 □ Anonymous (ID: kfd/dKIX) 04/07/14(Mon)19:03:55 UTC+8 No.541111596 Replies: >>541112270 >>541112430 >>541110970 *plating LoL for a few hours prior to the bottle explosion >ex is devastated, can see all of her emo posts on fb >a few days later >heard that cops came to ex's house >everybody knows about Commander applejew >told them all about the apple juice bottles >showed them her underwear drawer and the exploded bottle >her best friend tells everyone she passed out and p----- herself when she opened the drawer and the bottle exploded >federal investigation ensues >imgoingtojail.exe >panic, wait for cops to show up any day now con't to Apple Juice saga part IV Replies: >> 541110970>>541112270>>541112430 □ Anonymous (ID: kfd/dKIX) 04/07/14(Mon)19:16:16 UTC+8 No.541112430 Replies: >>541112980 >>541113019 >>541113587 >>541111596 >since it's her parents house she rarely goes to the second floor (grandparents died, left her the house) >bf left her, "needs a change" >she decided to clean upstairs >apparently decided to take a s--- there for convenience >nobody shat there since the party about a week ago >pushes button >bottle explodes >plastic top flies right off >ex gets sprayed with toilet water and fermented apple juice >(you'll be surprised how massive of an explosion a little plastic bottle produce with the right pressure) >goes straight to her friends house, didn't even change >she's hysterical at this point >refuses to get back to the house >moved to a regular apartment withing two weeks from the incident >mutual male friends help her move >mutual friend invited me to help >have nothing to do, so okay. >not suspicious because mutual friends and he invited me cont to last part of the saga Replies: >> 541111596>>541112980>>541113019 Anonymous (ID: kfd/dKIX) 04/07/14(Mon)07:31:29 No.541113587 File: 1396870289863.jpg-(10 KB, 281x179, juicedefuser.jpg) >>541112430 she was relatively a "fresh ex" at the time, we've been together for a year or so so still have mutual friends, still see her at parties, helped her on random occasions once or twice>yes it is kind of weird, but doesn't bother me much. >so we help her pack her stuff into boxes >she gave us general instructions, but still refused to get into the house >traumatized and what not >I do a good job, not slacking around but I have one goal in mind >"Applejew commander must strike one last time" >look under bed, bottle still there. >"if I just put it into a random box she'll know it was someone who is in the house right now" >decide to put it into something less suspicious and be like "oh I just put it right in the box, didn't even open it" if I'll be questioned >carefully take out apple juice bottle under the bed >bottle seems bloated a little pic related >put bottle into a fairly large vase she has with fake flowers. >carefully place vase into box. >mark box >personally get it to the van, secure it as best as I can. FFW 3 hours >we help her unpack, it is about 7 p.m >place vase on kitchen table when no one is looking >flowers in >IED Is set. Replies: >>541113905>>541114085 Anonymous (ID: kfd/dKIX) 04/07/14(Mon)07:41:30 No.541114346 >>541113587 >we leave, almost finished unpacking >said she'll finish by herself >wake up with a phonecall >ex is in hospital >"Oh s--- what happend?" with genuine concern >apparently she was eating and wanted to throw the vase since it was her grandmothers and it was ugly >picked up vase >vase exploded into a million pieces >large shard flew near her and cut her face under the chin >tiny shards cut her face and arms >she needed 4 stitches on her face >her face looks like she survived a 6 barrel gatling-gun attack from point blank range >I'm scared shitless >she didn't want to involve the police again >she took therapy for 6 month >stayed in apartment, but made her friend stay with her for a month. >friend told me she checks the toilet deck before taking a s--- or pissing, even in public places. >looks terrified each time she opens a drawer. >feel kind of bad for it now >haven't talked to her for two years now, moved to a different state Replies: >>541114462

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File: Screenshot 20241127-155712.png (228 KB, 742x721) Something Happened Anonymous (ID: HG6Lars) 11/27/24(Wed)17:35:15 No.489774321 ► >Polls all indicate a Harris victory, though close >Ann Selzer poll, known as a canary in a coal mine, indicated Harris winning lowa >Trump campaign suspiciously quiet nearing the end of the campaign >Harris campaign had significant energy >North Carolina predicted to be close >Virginia unusually red >The four countries willing and able to f--- with US democracy (Iran, China, Russia, NK) stand to benefit from a Trump win (cause it's destabilizing) >Billionaires cozy up to Trump despite a Harris victory being predicted >TRUMP WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >FOR THE FIRST TIME IN 20 YEARS A REPUBLICAN CANDIDATE WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >WITH AN APPROVAL RATING EQUIVALENT TO CANCER Bros, I'm telling you, something funky happened
☐ Anonymous 11/25/24(Mon) 10:39:13 No. 17295889 >>17295909 >>17295925 >>17295935 >>17295976 >win independence >DON'T devolve into military dictatorship or absolute monarchy >start off with fresh land and an unusually high literacy rate >neighbors are retarded savages who live at the mercy of nature >large ocean between them and European chimpouts >shitgoesdown.jpg >"here tovarish buy my land I need to fund a chimpout" >ok > "here America buy my land, I need to fund my own le chimpout" >ok >"hey America there was a chimpout in Texas we'll join you (and won't secede later) if you help" >ok >*doubles land in two years* It's amazing how well they took advantage of what they had. Many nations have completely fumbled the bag during their development. What went so right?
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