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: Anonymous (ID: WUNOIL4C C 129 KB PNG 03/15/22(Tue)11:42:44 No.367359910 >be me >be black >live in ghetto >notice blacks talk about whites like how internet white supremacists talk about jews >mention this at dinner >get beaten by older unemployed brother >decide to never speak out in house again and become introverted >focus on school so I can leave many years later half the country away >brother contacts me asking for gibs referring to me as a "bich ass uncle tom ass n----" >ignore him >turn on the news >black politicians talk about whites exactly how my family did >turn off news >drink cognac in a dark room alone it's never going to change, is it?

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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: Anonymous STARFIELD 11/09/23(Thu)09:53:29 No.656891981 Суветеринк UPDATE 2.0 C431A676-01D6-4151-839F-82ACF4738D6E.jpg 152 KB JPG >cyberpunk releases in 2020 and gets ridiculed for being an unfinished mess >3 years later is now the goat due to constant patches and free updates >s---- on the other over-hyped sci-fi triple A game released 3 years after it How did they do it? : its up >>656891981 (OP) # it was always soulful, sure the gameplay was pretty mid at launch but it was made with love and you could tell. 11/09/23(Thu)10:01:36 No.656892591 As for Starfield, you just can't patch in the soul, it will always remain a soulless corporate slop, like everything is so inoffensive and bland that it's kind of impressive in a way.

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A man that literally nuked all your points A man that literally nuked all(...) 11/09/23(Thu)08:01:40 No.75351793 maxresdefault (3).jpg 130 KB JPG >Chad gets a gf >>heh...typical...all women are w----- amirite >literal 2/10 smelly hairy landwhale gets a 7/10 skinny blonde qt >>NNOOOOOO HES A MANIPULATIONG P------------ SHES BEING MANIPULATED IT DOESNT COUNT NOOO0 HES EVIL

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: Anonymous omegle 2000-2023 547 KB JPG 11/09/23(Thu)17:46:07 No.909031572 >Omegle shut down >Nowhere to find 45 year old men pretending to be 15 year old girls anymore

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Anonymous 07/30/19(Tue)01:27:54 No.118808878 MINI images (1).jpg 8 KB JPG >White moving first is a time honoured tradition, miss Bond. Don't read too much into it. >>118808988 # >>118809192 # >>118809196 # >>118809379 # >>118809438 # >>118810774 # >>118810828 # >>118811405 # >>118811536 # >>118812246 # >>118812335 # >>118813179 # >>118813464 # >>118814165 # >>118814255 # >>118814696 # >>118815581 # >>118816743 # >>118816805 # >>118822693 # >>118825012 # >>118825284 # >>118827898 # >>118827939 # >>118827974 # >>118828163 # >>118829945 # >>118830274 # >>118832901 # >>118832953 #

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: Anonymous 11/09/23(Thu)11:01:02 No.909020597 40 KB JPG >Looking for new roommate >Vote to take in "compsci PhD student in the military" >Seems real, hopefully he'll be too busy to bother us >Wrong >Is a NEET, except 'personal training' in the evening (dropped $2000 cash in front of me from his sweatshirt one morning) >Only eats ground beef >5 times a day >Like clockwork, ruins a new pan - 6am, 12pm, 5pm, 9pm, 1am >Puts the f------ frozen meat brick into the pan, burns the s--- out of it, and then dumps the grease in the sink >House always smells like beef >Our groceries vanish, he blames my diabetic roommate >Runs two TVs playing anime at full volume, never watches them >Never turns them off >Still sleeping on the couch two months later, the bed is coming 'tomorrow' >Sociopathic room decor. just a yoga mat and a TV playing hentai >had to clean his s--- off the toilet to have guests over - was basically glued on >he comes over from the couch once I finish >'oh did you want me to clean that' The f--- do I do?

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: Anonymous 179 KB PNG 12/03/19(Tue)23:41:47 No.55638997 >Be me, Autistic weirdo >Working on retail in a trendy boutique >The owner is 40 something giga chad >Boss realize im autistic weirdo >decide to teach me the ways of the chad >After a introduction into the chad world, he give me a few tips to follow while talking to a female achieve victory >9/10 female goes into the shop, my boss smiles at me and goes out, leaving me alone with hot as f--- female. >Start following the tips given >Girl end up spending a s--- ton of money, giving me her phone number and have a date with her tomorrow. We live in a crazy world fellow autist. Crazy as f---. Important note: After a shower, haircut and with propper clothing, thanks to the genetic lottery, im a good looking fellow.

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Anonymous 45 KB JPG 11/07/23(Tue)15:13:13 No.908947120 >be me >38 years young >350lb >unemployed for several years >play minecraft every other day 2 hours >play overwatch every other day 4 hours a day >spend 8 hours a day shitposting on /b/ and /pol/ >rarely bathe >wake up fap >wallow with c-- in my pants >go back to bed >sleep 2-4 hours at a time How do I get my life back?

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File: IMG_2484.jpg (266 KB, 1068x689) O Anonymous 11/08/23(Wed)21:59:54 No.75353761 [Reply]► >>75354083 >"what is everyone talking about, saying that all people are s---. i can hardly think of anybody who's ever betrayed or abandoned me or f----- me over" >count up list of people who are no longer in my life because i arguably abandoned and betrayed and f----- them over >there's like 20 of them oh crap. well i promise i felt really really bad about it every single time and it was generally cos i had to pick between two sides but damn, i guess i suck >> Anonymous 11/08/23 (Wed)22:30:59 No.75354083 ► >>75353761 (OP) Yes. It's always like that. Can't be betrayed without a betrayer, and moreover, in this world, you're either consistently on one side or the other.

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Anonymous 11/07/23(Tue)14:29:45 No.191838381 [Reply] >character wastes his 20s due to cowardice and indecision >tells himself that he'll turn things around in his 30s

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what just happend? Anonymous (ID: W90Lf/eR) 11/08/23 (Wed) 20:17:28 No.448026627 >>448026861 >>448027023 >>448027297 >>448029085 >>448029268 >>448029840 >>448030194 >>448031747 >be me >see a turk and a greek argue about their belief >An american walks in >The turk and the greek start arguing about politics with the american >The american ignores them >The turk and the greek start arguing about food What? >They start arguing about religion >around 5 mintues later they start s--- talking about random cities huh? >They end the arguement by wishing to each other a good night. s--- was so surreal, how the f--- did them mfs go from arguing about food to arguing about religion? are the eastern europeans this confusing? 11/08/23(Wed)20:18:37 No.448026749 ► >>448026865 >>448031852 O Anonymous (ID: aqfUaxF4) Malaka

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File: why.jpg (91 KB, 1336x734) >Meet nice girl, fall in love, get married >Have a son >Treat girl like princess (without simping) >Be charming, funny, and f--- good Why do girls f------ do this? Anonymous 11/07/23 (Tue)11:09:26 No.908934995 >>908935226 >>908935383 >>908935504 >>908935705 >>908935706 >>908935924 >>908936547 >>908936779 >>908936800 >>908937065 >>908937157 >>908937305 >>908937740 >>908937798 >>908937849 >>908937902 >>908937932 >>908937963 >>908937992 >>908937993 >>908938042 >>908938129 >>908938208 >>908938324 >>908938360 >>908938393 >>908939651 >>908939668 >>908940028 >>908940178 >>908940210 >>908940584 >>908940692 >>908941289 >>908941379 >>908941497 >>908941647 >>908941666 >>908941833 >>908942748 >>908942876 >>908942918 >>908943346 >>908943458 >>908943584 >>908943663 >>908943740 >>908943903 >>908943914 >Be me >Be 25, make 160k per year >Be lifting and dress nice >Get occasionally catcalled by other women >Give her awesome relationship >Find out by random university acquaintance that my wife was a complete f------ slut in college >Find out wife has been in not 1, not 2, not 3, but FOUR f------ gangbangs >Ask her about her promiscuous past >She denies it >Become absolutely disgusted by my wife >Realize treating her kindly was a f------ waste of my time >Cant even kiss her anymore, let alone look at her the same way >Pull up the proof the university acquaintance gave me >She breaks down crying, say she made some mistakes and doesn't want that anymore >4 f------ gangbangs were her mistake? Of course I divorced her, and since my whole family is rich and she and her family are poor, she's too scared to fight me in court. She knows she'll get demolished and I'll get full custody of our son. I didn't even kick her out my house because I'm that of a guy. Whenever I bring over a new girl, she causes scene and c--- blocks me. Happened twice now. Told her if she does it again, she will find Now she offers me drunken depressed sex when I just want to be in my study. I know the guys in reddit love marrying pornstars and bathing in other men's leftovers, so I came here to ask: Why the f--- do women do this? I can handle a few more boyfriends than usual. I could probably tolerate ONE threesome... but FOUR f------ GANGBANGS? Come on man. Only person I feel sorry for here, is my son. new place to live.

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