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![30 KB JPG Virginity loss thread >Be me last year [M] >26 years old >My crush and I were beginning dating >She's pretty tall at 6'1 >We got in an argument but I was going to her house to apologize >She's reading a newspaper and drinking a coffee >I tell her I'm sorry and she forgives instantly >She shows me her room for the first time >We watch a movie on her bed and start making out >We're home alone so she takes her top off, her boobs are big and hang >She rips my pants off and in a panting voice she tells me she needs to f--- now >She hops on me and rides me >I finish in about 1:27 >She tells me it's fine that I came inside her since she's already past menopause >She tells me it's the best sex she's had in 40 years >The next day we go to outback steakhouse to celebrate her 81st birthday >We have the best sex again right after >She passed this year, but I'm never gonna forget the way it felt >It was all so f------ hot I'm stroking it as I write this God I miss her 10/22/23(Sun)23:58:35 No.908134224 : Anonymous >>908134178 (OP) # >Be me at 18 >Have sex with my 52 year old uncle](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/686/248/75c.png "Anons share their virginity loss stories | /r/Greentext")
![IMG_1629.jpg (83 KB, 1280x720) google yandex iqdb wait 0 6 posts shown. Anonymous I----- is not wincest Anonymous 10/22/23(Sun)21:09:22 No.30014577 [1] [Reply] >>30014624 >>30015157 >>30015297 >be me >have hot sister >play video games with her one night >kisses her on the cheek she laughs >encourages, go for the big score and kisses her on the lips and tried to put tongue in month >she freaks out runs away and goes to friends house >she tells parents >I'm forced to go to therapy You all lied to me. Fix this Anonymous 10/22/23(Sun)21:27:15 No.30014624 ✓ >>30014635 >>30014577 (OP) Why on earth would you do that? Anonymous 10/22/23(Sun)21:30:46 No.30014635 ✓ >>30014624 Well you see I wanted to f--- my hot sister.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/686/209/95f.png "anon tries to f--- his sister | /r/Greentext")
![/b/ average day in brazil Anonymous 10/21/23(Sat)20:05:55 No.908053728 [Reply] This is a actual story that happened in my country. > 2013 > a husband and wife (both cops) are in the middle of exposing a corruption scandal in the police department > suddenly they both die in their house This is the conclusion that the police came to and was backedup up by the media and experts: > their 13 old son (with no mental illness sign) took one of their guns, with no training and killed his dad, mom, and both his aunts in the same house in a matter of minutes > he then stole his dads car and drove to his school, came back and killed himself > the case was quickly closed because, as the police said, most of the scene wasnt suited for expertise analysis cause too many cops appeared and entered the house > the media then proceeeded to blame... videogames! Turns the kid had a assassins creed photo in his facebook, so news channels started saying the game made him into a killer. > case got closed and the whole country moved into the next b------- that was abbout to happen cause this crap happens daily I hate this f------ country so much, I cant stand it. If I had the skills, I would ted kazcynski every f------ news channel I could at least.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/686/029/f97.png "Anon investigates a case in his country | /r/Greentext")
![/b/ average day in brazil Anonymous 10/21/23(Sat)20:05:55 No.908053728 [Reply] This is a actual story that happened in my country. > 2013 > a husband and wife (both cops) are in the middle of exposing a corruption scandal in the police department > suddenly they both die in their house This is the conclusion that the police came to and was backedup up by the media and experts: > their 13 old son (with no mental illness sign) took one of their guns, with no training and killed his dad, mom, and both his aunts in the same house in a matter of minutes > he then stole his dads car and drove to his school, came back and killed himself > the case was quickly closed because, as the police said, most of the scene wasnt suited for expertise analysis cause too many cops appeared and entered the house > the media then proceeeded to blame... videogames! Turns the kid had a assassins creed photo in his facebook, so news channels started saying the game made him into a killer. > case got closed and the whole country moved into the next b------- that was abbout to happen cause this crap happens daily I hate this f------ country so much, I cant stand it. If I had the skills, I would ted kazcynski every f------ news channel I could at least.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/686/028/f97.png "Anon investigates a case in his country | /r/Greentext")
