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![/b/ average day in brazil Anonymous 10/21/23(Sat)20:05:55 No.908053728 [Reply] This is a actual story that happened in my country. > 2013 > a husband and wife (both cops) are in the middle of exposing a corruption scandal in the police department > suddenly they both die in their house This is the conclusion that the police came to and was backedup up by the media and experts: > their 13 old son (with no mental illness sign) took one of their guns, with no training and killed his dad, mom, and both his aunts in the same house in a matter of minutes > he then stole his dads car and drove to his school, came back and killed himself > the case was quickly closed because, as the police said, most of the scene wasnt suited for expertise analysis cause too many cops appeared and entered the house > the media then proceeeded to blame... videogames! Turns the kid had a assassins creed photo in his facebook, so news channels started saying the game made him into a killer. > case got closed and the whole country moved into the next b------- that was abbout to happen cause this crap happens daily I hate this f------ country so much, I cant stand it. If I had the skills, I would ted kazcynski every f------ news channel I could at least.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/686/029/f97.png "Anon investigates a case in his country | /r/Greentext")
![/b/ average day in brazil Anonymous 10/21/23(Sat)20:05:55 No.908053728 [Reply] This is a actual story that happened in my country. > 2013 > a husband and wife (both cops) are in the middle of exposing a corruption scandal in the police department > suddenly they both die in their house This is the conclusion that the police came to and was backedup up by the media and experts: > their 13 old son (with no mental illness sign) took one of their guns, with no training and killed his dad, mom, and both his aunts in the same house in a matter of minutes > he then stole his dads car and drove to his school, came back and killed himself > the case was quickly closed because, as the police said, most of the scene wasnt suited for expertise analysis cause too many cops appeared and entered the house > the media then proceeeded to blame... videogames! Turns the kid had a assassins creed photo in his facebook, so news channels started saying the game made him into a killer. > case got closed and the whole country moved into the next b------- that was abbout to happen cause this crap happens daily I hate this f------ country so much, I cant stand it. If I had the skills, I would ted kazcynski every f------ news channel I could at least.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/686/028/f97.png "Anon investigates a case in his country | /r/Greentext")
![File: EnX4v-gXEAEkBNm.jpg (48 KB, 646x700) Anonymous 07/11/21(Sun)10:46:00 No.64526885 [Reply] ► >Just went to the store >Go to the checkout >See boy at the register >Look closer >Its a 8/10 redheaded innocent looking qt tomboy >striking smile that makes you feel starstruck >spill spaghetti >'want the receipt?' >y-you too >walk away imagining life together I want a tomboy gf real bad bros..](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/686/022/41b.png "Anon spill spaghetti | /r/Greentext")
![File: EnX4v-gXEAEkBNm.jpg (48 KB, 646x700) Anonymous 07/11/21(Sun)10:46:00 No.64526885 [Reply] ► >Just went to the store >Go to the checkout >See boy at the register >Look closer >Its a 8/10 redheaded innocent looking qt tomboy >striking smile that makes you feel starstruck >spill spaghetti >'want the receipt?' >y-you too >walk away imagining life together I want a tomboy gf real bad bros..](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/686/021/41b.png "Anon spill spaghetti | /r/Greentext")
![File: bread.jpg (11 KB, 225x225) Anonymous 03/08/23 (Wed)09:19:51 No.895549798 [Reply] >>895552165 the way bank loans work in america just make no sense... >soon to be homeless guy: "so, in order to get a loan i have to prove i don't need it?" >bank clerk: "no, but actually yes" >soon to be homeless guy: "then why even offer loans?" >bank clerk: "because some people need money to get them out of a low income period or temporary unemployment, as well as investing in property outside of their current assets" >soon to be homeless guy: "so basically me?" >bank clerk: "sorry, you don't have enough assets or income" >soon to be homeless guy: >bank clerk: ... >soon to be homeless guy: >bank clerk: "ok sir i'm going to have to ask you to leave or i'll call security" is it the same in other countries? any other anons think this is b------- for new adults without friends/family?](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/list/002/551/973/d87.png "Anon doesn't understand bank loans | /r/Greentext")
![File: IMG_7146.jpg (72 KB, 683x1024) Anonymous 02/28/24(Wed)16:28:53 No.914620257 [Reply] >>914620338 I'm pretty sure I have officially busted more nuts to the thought of butt r----- Greta Thunberg than I have anything/one else, which is sad, but an addiction that just won't go away...sigh... Greta thread? + 1 reply omitted. Click here to view. Anonymous 02/28/24(Wed)16:30:22 No.914620319 File: IMG_6935.jpg (132 KB, 1024x948) You just know it's tight as a drum. Anonymous 02/28/24 (Wed)16:30:48 No.914620338 >>914620257 (OP) imagine her squealing while you stretch her tiny a------ Anonymous 02/28/24(Wed)16:31:28 No.914620367 File: IMG_7181.jpg (54 KB, 258x927) >>914620315 It's not really a hotness thing. There's some other appeal there.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/list/002/765/469/9c0.png "Anon is a true environmentalist | /r/Greentext")
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