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O Mommy body Anonymous (ID: aeCqERII) 09/06/22(Tue)18:29:14 No.16083051 >>16083060 >>16083063 Anonymous (ID: OUGmhxm >>16083051 (OP) # post t--- or GTFO >>16083070 >be me >femanon Anonymous (ID: UWVkrKOC >>16083051 (OP) # t-- pics or didnt happen >really f------ tall >6'5" >look like pic related >order pizza >pizza guy is 5'9" >looks up at me like he's seen the face of god >f--- yeah >skinny as all hell >I look like I could hide behind a lamppost >decide to get fit cus no guy would ever stick his d--- in a piece of paper like me >get buff as f--- over the course of the next two years >take my pizza and wink at him as I close the door >have one of those little peepholes on my door, look through it to see him just standing there in disbelief before slowly walking away while looking at my door. >feels great being a goddess 09/06/22 (Tue)18:31:42 No.16083060 109/06/22(Tue)18:32:38 No. 16083063 Anonymous (ID: Qfze+10x) 09/06/22 (Tue)18:33:14 No. 16083066 t--- now or I'll call the police Anonymous (ID: AQOEYIQY)+09/06/22(Tue)18:33:44 No.16083070 >>16083051 (OP) # Post pizza (if you didn't already eat it)

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File: fmt 87 24 615293 1604906381.jpg (87 KB, 1910x1080) ☐ Anonymous 11/11/24(Mon)13:47:16 No.17255059 >Is name De Gaul >The Gaul >>17255201 >Is in charge of the region that used to be called Gaul Who wrote this s---?

The Russian avos' (Russian: aвосb) describes a philosophy of behavior, or attitude, of a person who ignores possible problems or hassles and, at the same time, expects or hopes for no negative results or consequences. It is an attitude that treats life as unpredictable and holds that the best one can do is count on luck.[1][2] >>73658048 # 1703041606043192.jpg 127 KB JPG >Damn you are right, this whole positivity and gratefulness thing is actually pretty good Yeah especially if you think of it in terms of sheer usefulness. Any sort of doomerism just undermines your attitude and it's much better to go through life naively assuming things will turn out well as long as you keep going forward and trying again and again despite any downs and lows in the past. I like this pic

Anonymous Photo of anime girl date and time >be me >straight *The most violently homosexual text you will ever see in your life. No utterance of words is as homosexual as the ones currently viewed. This will be the most gay formulation of words in all of mankind's history.* >am i gay

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