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Liberals logic Anonymous (ID: txWLy/oG) 10/16/23 (Mon)04 >Ban incadescent light bulbs because they use too much electricity >Force people to use: electric cars electric lawnmowers electric leafblowers electric cookers electric heaters

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Anonymous DIS-Avowed 11/27/24(Wed)05:30:27 No.695700 VIDEO GAMES 'Avowed' Art Director Matt Hansen Admits To Wanting To Make Elon Musk "Mad" And Hint Game Is Ultra Woke JOHN F. TRENT NOV 26, 2024 - PAID 3 D1 ~ OBSIDIAN MATT_HANSEN ART DIRECTOR OBSIDIAN ENTERTAINMENT OBSIDIAN Matt Hansen the art director for Xbox and Obsidian Entertainment's upcoming fi person fantasy RPG admitted that he wanted to make Elon Musk "mad" with the game. 75486787548769.png 294 KB PNG >"I will make it political just to make chuds mad" >"And i achieved it! i made people mad" >"F--- chuds!" >"Win!" >"W-wait... what's that? my game flopped?!" >"Wait... there are layoffs in my studio? how-" >"P-people didn't like me trying to make them mad!" >"t-they are bigots!" >"F--- gamers! it's rough times for game developers man, this society is failing in so many levels it's unbelievable!" >"Y-you are laughing!, there are families involved and you are laughing!"

File: Screenshot 20241127-155712.png (228 KB, 742x721) Something Happened Anonymous (ID: HG6Lars) 11/27/24(Wed)17:35:15 No.489774321 ► >Polls all indicate a Harris victory, though close >Ann Selzer poll, known as a canary in a coal mine, indicated Harris winning lowa >Trump campaign suspiciously quiet nearing the end of the campaign >Harris campaign had significant energy >North Carolina predicted to be close >Virginia unusually red >The four countries willing and able to f--- with US democracy (Iran, China, Russia, NK) stand to benefit from a Trump win (cause it's destabilizing) >Billionaires cozy up to Trump despite a Harris victory being predicted >TRUMP WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >FOR THE FIRST TIME IN 20 YEARS A REPUBLICAN CANDIDATE WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >WITH AN APPROVAL RATING EQUIVALENT TO CANCER Bros, I'm telling you, something funky happened

☐ Anonymous 11/25/24(Mon) 10:39:13 No. 17295889 >>17295909 >>17295925 >>17295935 >>17295976 >win independence >DON'T devolve into military dictatorship or absolute monarchy >start off with fresh land and an unusually high literacy rate >neighbors are retarded savages who live at the mercy of nature >large ocean between them and European chimpouts >shitgoesdown.jpg >"here tovarish buy my land I need to fund a chimpout" >ok > "here America buy my land, I need to fund my own le chimpout" >ok >"hey America there was a chimpout in Texas we'll join you (and won't secede later) if you help" >ok >*doubles land in two years* It's amazing how well they took advantage of what they had. Many nations have completely fumbled the bag during their development. What went so right?

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File: mindyworld.png (959 KB, 1200x900) ☐ Remember When Anonymous 10/16/23(Mon)14:15:54 No.75082292 ► Do you guys remember that one weird episode of Drake and Josh? >Be Josh >Nervous about something for half the episode >Drake pesters for info >Finally give in and confess "Mindy and I haven't gone all the way because my shlong hangs left!" >Drake is flabbergasted >Reassures that some women even prefer it >Finally build the courage to tell Mindy >She gives that sly smile like she always does >Episode ends with a hug and a feel-good message for all the guys with weird boners I cannot believe they aired this content on a kids network.

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: Anonymous 10/15/23(Sun)10:41:26 No.654219985 BIOWARE 1684309985217171.png 444 KB PNG >have a formula for a game that your niche audience enjoys >slowly change it to appeal to a "wider audience" >it's s--- and your core fanbase now hates you >some small studio picks up your game formula >they make the biggest game of the year while your studio is facing layoffs It's like some divine justice.

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Anonymous Mirin - female harassment thre(...) 1.63 MB WEBM 03/29/21(Mon)05:43:07 >"take off your shirt" >uh... ok. No.60626198 >needed a covid test so went to a nearby clinic >hot 8/10 25yo-ish nurse calls my name and asks me to go in a testing room >"take of your shirt anon" >wat? >takes a sample from my NOSE for 30 seconds while touching my shoulders and arms >"you can get dressed now" >ask her why did I had to be shirtless >"because I wanted to. NEXT" >tested positive even though I feel fine

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: Anonymous (ID: 7ElmsH8+) B 124 KB PNG 10/15/23(Sun)17:10:37 No.444917333 >Wake up at 4:00 AM to the sound of Israeli bombs >Good, now i'm wide awake >Shower with liquid nitrogen >Take a s---, have s--- for breakfast to preserve energy >See neighbor's house has been turned to rubble from airstrike >Scream "LET'S GET IT" >No response from neighbor cause he doesn't get the grind >Second airstrike hits my house >Get hit by a white phosphorus bomb, burning 50% of my body >Good, no nerve ends, no suffering >Leave for jiu-jitsu class at 4:05 AM

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Anonymous 2016-07-17 02:23:20 Post No. 30002091 [Report] Image search: [Google] >be me 18 >looking at hentai and jerking off >dad calls me to come and look at something on tv >tell him im busy and to hold on >5 minutes later he asks what im 9 KB, 205x246 doing >i say nothing >he comes to my room and starts trying to open the door >tell him to stop before he regrets it >he picks the f------ lock >he sees my c--- out and i start pushing the door closed but hes still trying to get in >push him away from the door so he doesn't come on >pushes his way into my room and punches me in the face then storms off Why the f--- can't I get any privacy?

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O Anonymous (ID: (44771M4D) 08/26/14(Tue)20:43:08 No.564979614 ► File: 177228.jpg (55 KB, 307x450) RETRIVE >be me >be 10 >be in 5th grade >in love with yugioh >spent all my allowance on cards and would never miss an episode >other people in my school liked yugioh but not as much as me >then suddenly meet this kid >let's call him Connor >Connor loves yugioh just as much as I do >we become best friends on the spot >he was a bit shy and I was his only friend but he was the nicest kid you'd ever meet >every Saturday morning I would go over to his house and we would duel and watch the show >his favorite character was Joey because his favorite card was the red eyes black dragon >Connor loved his red-eyes black dragon >every deck he made he would incorporate it in some way for those that don't know, red-eyes black dragon isn't that fantastic of a card so I don't know why he liked it so much >fast forwards a few months >Connor is diagnosed with leukemia >me being a happy go lucky kid, I assumed it would just go away after awhile and my best friend would be back on his feet in no time >It only got worst >Connor was sent to live in the hospital >still go to visit him every Saturday in the hospital >this goes on for weeks >one day I visit him and turn on yugioh >it's the episode where Joey gives Yugi his Red-Eyes because he knew he wasn't a strong enough duelist to use it yet and wanted Yugi to hold onto it until he became stronger >Connor and I finish the epsiode and he hands me his red-eyes from the deck on his bedside table >He tells me "I want you to hold onto this until I get better. And don't give it back to me until I do. You have to make that promise. But once I become strong again I want it back and I'll kick your butt." >I start tearing up >It means so much to me that he would give me his prized card > he never got better 10 years later and I'm still holding onto it for you, buddy

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Anonymous (ID: HrwH+9h3) 02/26/13(Tue)17:19:23 UTC-8 No.461541889 Replies: My hampster just died too >drunk as f--- >painstakingly make vest for hampster > string tied to vest >other end tied to blade of ceiling fan >didnt measure string right >turn on the fan >hampster slams into the wall at mach speed, so fast part of the drywall cracked In my drunk brain it was suppost to be a carnival type ride for him Goodnight sweet price

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10h (10/15 16:54) 4642531 3 Re. 0 Img PNG 202KB (414 × 425) 1.png >be me >11 years old >gets a beagle puppy for birthday, named him sparky because im very original >pretty much played with him every day >one day i watch a documentary about birds >notice said birds mouth feeding their young >gets an idea >sparky is till teething, so he can only eat soft foods >decides to chew up cheerios and mouth feed him the mush by prying his mouth open >does this in secret for about a month whenever we ran out of dog food >genuinely thought i was being resourceful and smart >eventually it was time for another feeding session, had a bowl of cereal prepared and everything >midway through my mom comes into my room >"hey anon have you seen my- WHAT ARE YOU DOING." >she notices what was doing, my mouth was inches away from sparky's >"It's not what it looks like!" >she wasn't having it, had me and sparky separated for a while : >hasn't had a dog since then >parents still look at me funny whenever I visit them, since they have their own dog To this day they'll never let me live this down, they still bring up the incident at family gatherings. I f------ hate my life

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Anonymous 2.12 MB PNG 10/15/23(Sun)23:52:02 No.75078982 >ate a schizophrenic girl's p---- >she says it was a trick and now I have her vagina flora forever and it will affect my brain ??

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: Anonymous (ID: ss/Cq5jr ) [+] 36 KB JPG 10/15/23(Sun)15:56:43 No.444985564 7 KB JPG >yes I'm here for the job interview Would you hire this gentleman? : Anonymous (ID: ss/Cq5jr) 10/15/23(Sun)15:57:47 No.444985690 Sorry, i meant this picture. : Anonymous (ID: W3xCcZ4b 10/15/23(Sun)16:05:46 No.444986586 It's the same picture anon

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