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: Anonymous 10/15/23(Sun)10:41:26 No.654219985 BIOWARE 1684309985217171.png 444 KB PNG >have a formula for a game that your niche audience enjoys >slowly change it to appeal to a "wider audience" >it's s--- and your core fanbase now hates you >some small studio picks up your game formula >they make the biggest game of the year while your studio is facing layoffs It's like some divine justice.

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File: Screenshot 20241127-155712.png (228 KB, 742x721) Something Happened Anonymous (ID: HG6Lars) 11/27/24(Wed)17:35:15 No.489774321 ► >Polls all indicate a Harris victory, though close >Ann Selzer poll, known as a canary in a coal mine, indicated Harris winning lowa >Trump campaign suspiciously quiet nearing the end of the campaign >Harris campaign had significant energy >North Carolina predicted to be close >Virginia unusually red >The four countries willing and able to f--- with US democracy (Iran, China, Russia, NK) stand to benefit from a Trump win (cause it's destabilizing) >Billionaires cozy up to Trump despite a Harris victory being predicted >TRUMP WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >FOR THE FIRST TIME IN 20 YEARS A REPUBLICAN CANDIDATE WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >WITH AN APPROVAL RATING EQUIVALENT TO CANCER Bros, I'm telling you, something funky happened

☐ Anonymous 11/25/24(Mon) 10:39:13 No. 17295889 >>17295909 >>17295925 >>17295935 >>17295976 >win independence >DON'T devolve into military dictatorship or absolute monarchy >start off with fresh land and an unusually high literacy rate >neighbors are retarded savages who live at the mercy of nature >large ocean between them and European chimpouts >shitgoesdown.jpg >"here tovarish buy my land I need to fund a chimpout" >ok > "here America buy my land, I need to fund my own le chimpout" >ok >"hey America there was a chimpout in Texas we'll join you (and won't secede later) if you help" >ok >*doubles land in two years* It's amazing how well they took advantage of what they had. Many nations have completely fumbled the bag during their development. What went so right?

Anonymous (ID: Lvuvmf4p 11/21/24(Thu)03:45:24 No.489109549 16 KB JPG >4chan known as a right-wing Nazi haven >allows all types of opinions and rhetoric >X known as a right-wing Nazi haven >allows all types of opinions and rhetoric >reddit known as a left-wing haven >bans anyone posting anything even slightly right of center >bluesky quickly becoming known as a left-wing haven >bans anyone posting anything even slightly right of center Really makes you think.

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Anonymous 2016-07-17 02:23:20 Post No. 30002091 [Report] Image search: [Google] >be me 18 >looking at hentai and jerking off >dad calls me to come and look at something on tv >tell him im busy and to hold on >5 minutes later he asks what im 9 KB, 205x246 doing >i say nothing >he comes to my room and starts trying to open the door >tell him to stop before he regrets it >he picks the f------ lock >he sees my c--- out and i start pushing the door closed but hes still trying to get in >push him away from the door so he doesn't come on >pushes his way into my room and punches me in the face then storms off Why the f--- can't I get any privacy?

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O Anonymous (ID: (44771M4D) 08/26/14(Tue)20:43:08 No.564979614 ► File: 177228.jpg (55 KB, 307x450) RETRIVE >be me >be 10 >be in 5th grade >in love with yugioh >spent all my allowance on cards and would never miss an episode >other people in my school liked yugioh but not as much as me >then suddenly meet this kid >let's call him Connor >Connor loves yugioh just as much as I do >we become best friends on the spot >he was a bit shy and I was his only friend but he was the nicest kid you'd ever meet >every Saturday morning I would go over to his house and we would duel and watch the show >his favorite character was Joey because his favorite card was the red eyes black dragon >Connor loved his red-eyes black dragon >every deck he made he would incorporate it in some way for those that don't know, red-eyes black dragon isn't that fantastic of a card so I don't know why he liked it so much >fast forwards a few months >Connor is diagnosed with leukemia >me being a happy go lucky kid, I assumed it would just go away after awhile and my best friend would be back on his feet in no time >It only got worst >Connor was sent to live in the hospital >still go to visit him every Saturday in the hospital >this goes on for weeks >one day I visit him and turn on yugioh >it's the episode where Joey gives Yugi his Red-Eyes because he knew he wasn't a strong enough duelist to use it yet and wanted Yugi to hold onto it until he became stronger >Connor and I finish the epsiode and he hands me his red-eyes from the deck on his bedside table >He tells me "I want you to hold onto this until I get better. And don't give it back to me until I do. You have to make that promise. But once I become strong again I want it back and I'll kick your butt." >I start tearing up >It means so much to me that he would give me his prized card > he never got better 10 years later and I'm still holding onto it for you, buddy

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10h (10/15 16:54) 4642531 3 Re. 0 Img PNG 202KB (414 × 425) 1.png >be me >11 years old >gets a beagle puppy for birthday, named him sparky because im very original >pretty much played with him every day >one day i watch a documentary about birds >notice said birds mouth feeding their young >gets an idea >sparky is till teething, so he can only eat soft foods >decides to chew up cheerios and mouth feed him the mush by prying his mouth open >does this in secret for about a month whenever we ran out of dog food >genuinely thought i was being resourceful and smart >eventually it was time for another feeding session, had a bowl of cereal prepared and everything >midway through my mom comes into my room >"hey anon have you seen my- WHAT ARE YOU DOING." >she notices what was doing, my mouth was inches away from sparky's >"It's not what it looks like!" >she wasn't having it, had me and sparky separated for a while : >hasn't had a dog since then >parents still look at me funny whenever I visit them, since they have their own dog To this day they'll never let me live this down, they still bring up the incident at family gatherings. I f------ hate my life

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: Anonymous 10/15/23(Sun)10:41:26 No.654219985 BIOWARE 1684309985217171.png 444 KB PNG >have a formula for a game that your niche audience enjoys >slowly change it to appeal to a "wider audience" >it's s--- and your core fanbase now hates you >some small studio picks up your game formula >they make the biggest game of the year while your studio is facing layoffs It's like some divine justice.

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