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: Anonymous 10/15/23(Sun)10:41:26 No.654219985 BIOWARE 1684309985217171.png 444 KB PNG >have a formula for a game that your niche audience enjoys >slowly change it to appeal to a "wider audience" >it's s--- and your core fanbase now hates you >some small studio picks up your game formula >they make the biggest game of the year while your studio is facing layoffs It's like some divine justice.

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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: Anonymous (ID: 7ElmsH8+) B 124 KB PNG 10/15/23(Sun)17:10:37 No.444917333 >Wake up at 4:00 AM to the sound of Israeli bombs >Good, now i'm wide awake >Shower with liquid nitrogen >Take a s---, have s--- for breakfast to preserve energy >See neighbor's house has been turned to rubble from airstrike >Scream "LET'S GET IT" >No response from neighbor cause he doesn't get the grind >Second airstrike hits my house >Get hit by a white phosphorus bomb, burning 50% of my body >Good, no nerve ends, no suffering >Leave for jiu-jitsu class at 4:05 AM

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Anonymous 2016-07-17 02:23:20 Post No. 30002091 [Report] Image search: [Google] >be me 18 >looking at hentai and jerking off >dad calls me to come and look at something on tv >tell him im busy and to hold on >5 minutes later he asks what im 9 KB, 205x246 doing >i say nothing >he comes to my room and starts trying to open the door >tell him to stop before he regrets it >he picks the f------ lock >he sees my c--- out and i start pushing the door closed but hes still trying to get in >push him away from the door so he doesn't come on >pushes his way into my room and punches me in the face then storms off Why the f--- can't I get any privacy?

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Anon plays yu-gi-oh | /r/Greentext

O Anonymous (ID: (44771M4D) 08/26/14(Tue)20:43:08 No.564979614 ► File: 177228.jpg (55 KB, 307x450) RETRIVE >be me >be 10 >be in 5th grade >in love with yugioh >spent all my allowance on cards and would never miss an episode >other people in my school liked yugioh but not as much as me >then suddenly meet this kid >let's call him Connor >Connor loves yugioh just as much as I do >we become best friends on the spot >he was a bit shy and I was his only friend but he was the nicest kid you'd ever meet >every Saturday morning I would go over to his house and we would duel and watch the show >his favorite character was Joey because his favorite card was the red eyes black dragon >Connor loved his red-eyes black dragon >every deck he made he would incorporate it in some way for those that don't know, red-eyes black dragon isn't that fantastic of a card so I don't know why he liked it so much >fast forwards a few months >Connor is diagnosed with leukemia >me being a happy go lucky kid, I assumed it would just go away after awhile and my best friend would be back on his feet in no time >It only got worst >Connor was sent to live in the hospital >still go to visit him every Saturday in the hospital >this goes on for weeks >one day I visit him and turn on yugioh >it's the episode where Joey gives Yugi his Red-Eyes because he knew he wasn't a strong enough duelist to use it yet and wanted Yugi to hold onto it until he became stronger >Connor and I finish the epsiode and he hands me his red-eyes from the deck on his bedside table >He tells me "I want you to hold onto this until I get better. And don't give it back to me until I do. You have to make that promise. But once I become strong again I want it back and I'll kick your butt." >I start tearing up >It means so much to me that he would give me his prized card > he never got better 10 years later and I'm still holding onto it for you, buddy

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Anonymous (ID: HrwH+9h3) 02/26/13(Tue)17:19:23 UTC-8 No.461541889 Replies: My hampster just died too >drunk as f--- >painstakingly make vest for hampster > string tied to vest >other end tied to blade of ceiling fan >didnt measure string right >turn on the fan >hampster slams into the wall at mach speed, so fast part of the drywall cracked In my drunk brain it was suppost to be a carnival type ride for him Goodnight sweet price

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Anon feeds his puppy. | /r/Greentext

10h (10/15 16:54) 4642531 3 Re. 0 Img PNG 202KB (414 × 425) 1.png >be me >11 years old >gets a beagle puppy for birthday, named him sparky because im very original >pretty much played with him every day >one day i watch a documentary about birds >notice said birds mouth feeding their young >gets an idea >sparky is till teething, so he can only eat soft foods >decides to chew up cheerios and mouth feed him the mush by prying his mouth open >does this in secret for about a month whenever we ran out of dog food >genuinely thought i was being resourceful and smart >eventually it was time for another feeding session, had a bowl of cereal prepared and everything >midway through my mom comes into my room >"hey anon have you seen my- WHAT ARE YOU DOING." >she notices what was doing, my mouth was inches away from sparky's >"It's not what it looks like!" >she wasn't having it, had me and sparky separated for a while : >hasn't had a dog since then >parents still look at me funny whenever I visit them, since they have their own dog To this day they'll never let me live this down, they still bring up the incident at family gatherings. I f------ hate my life

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Anon gets tricked. | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 2.12 MB PNG 10/15/23(Sun)23:52:02 No.75078982 >ate a schizophrenic girl's p---- >she says it was a trick and now I have her vagina flora forever and it will affect my brain ??

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