Least Psychotic Oath of Vengeance Paladin | /r/dndmemes | Dungeons and Dragons | Know Your Meme

Most Oaths: 36.340 Anouss Paladins ghgcs. "I will do whatever I must in order to protect the innocent and these lands from harm, be it from this plane or another." Oath of Vengeance: "KILL THE WICKED BURN THE WICKED BEHEAD THE WICKED DISMEMBER THE WICKED STRANGLE THE WICKED EVISCERATE THE WICKED DICCH DISCUDOWWGH THIS WICKED

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Pov You, the Evil wizard are flooding the Barbarian's brain with horrific knowledge beyond their compression. (they don't get it)

When two druids team up:

Party: I think we're on the right path The DM describing the path: STOSTIST STORY STOSTOSTOST STOP

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Saying this while currently playing one. | /r/dndmemes

Let me get this straight, you think that half-orc barbarian is just as basic as human fighter? I do, and I'm tired of pretending it's not.

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The forbidden text. | /r/dndmemes

I AM THE PAPER RAPIER! FEED ME MORE BOOKS! My Character Backstory Unabridged Version SWORDS DCCLXV 2018-2023~ MATTHEW J WILLS ALL RIGHTS RESERVED ESP33 PENSWORD YES! KNOWLEDGE IS POWER! 104% NO!! ANYTHING BUT THAT! SWORDSCOMIC.COM

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Roll 1d100 to determine bubble count | /r/dndmemes

46 47 on the bottom A dead sprite inside a clear glass bottle A metal can that has no opening but sounds a Gilad dave brakan A DEAD SPRITE INSIDE A CLEAR GLASS BOTTLE LIKE A FLAT 7UP, RIGHT? imgflip.com LIKE A FLAT 7UP, RIGHT?

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The ultimate weapon against a DM is being able to write a good backstory | /r/dndmemes

WELCOME TO THE GANG, KID! METAGAMING/ MIKE W-WHAT DID CRIMES JOHNSON DO? WE'VE GOT MURDER HOBO STEVE AND CRIMES JOHNSON. HE CAME UP WITH A LORE REASON TO PLAY HEXADIN Dat

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If you don't ask to roll insight on this it's not my fault. | /r/dndmemes

When your npc is lying but the DC check is 5 I would never lie to you guys...

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DM: I'm not railroading you Also the DM | /r/dndmemes

UNE

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You pooping? | /r/dndmemes

YOU LEVEL UP SO YOU CAN BE MORE POWERFUL I LEVEL UP SO I CAN GET MORE USES OF SENDING imgflip.com WE ARE NOT THE SAME

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They can dodge | /r/dndmemes

Rogue: "Wizard, these zombies are surrounding me! Cast a spell!" Wizard: "You got it!" Rogue: "Just don't cast fireball." Wizard: ... Rogue: *turns* imgflip.com ROGUE

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STOP DOING OPTIMIZATION | /r/dndmemes

STOP DOING optimization TTRPG CHARACTERS WERE NOT MEANT TO BE THIS POWERFUL • YEARS OF optimizaiton yet NO REAL-WORLD USE FOUND for damage in the triple digits Wanted to beat the challenges your DM made? We had a tool for that: It was called just talk to them about difficulty ● "Yes please give me 100d4 of something. Please give me 500 ft of it" - Statements dreamed up by evil wizards LOOK at what optimizers have been demanding your Respect for all this time, with all the rulebooks & spells we built for them (This is REAL done by REAL optimancers ): optimizing GRAPPLE DEATH SQUAD! D&D ????? NOS BROKEN GAME ????????????????? 10:26 ???? 50000000 "Hello I would like sodberries apples please" They have played us for absolute fools

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Based on a conversation with my gaming group: What if the BBEG really just isn't feeling it today? | /r/dndmemes

SZAS S ΤΑΜ EAT PRAY LOVE

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I'm too scared to try DMing, because the current DM keeps setting impossible standards like this | /r/dndmemes

You're the only player who shows up to the session The DM runs a one-shot for you It's revealed to be a dream It contained plot details You find out it was a vision of a possible future The dream comes to pass Your foreknowledge lets you save the party D D M

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Love this one | /r/dndmemes

WIZARD CLERIC I HAVE TO SPEND MY ENTIRE LIFE WORSHIPING I CAN EXPLAIN-MY GOD, YOU JUST NEED TO READ SOME BOOKS WARLOCK I HAD TO SELL MY SOUL TO SOME ELDRITCH BEING SORCERER YOU GUYS HAVE TO WORK TO GET SPELLS?

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