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WELCOME TO THE GANG, KID! METAGAMING/ MIKE W-WHAT DID CRIMES JOHNSON DO? WE'VE GOT MURDER HOBO STEVE AND CRIMES JOHNSON. HE CAME UP WITH A LORE REASON TO PLAY HEXADIN Dat

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Pov You, the Evil wizard are flooding the Barbarian's brain with horrific knowledge beyond their compression. (they don't get it)

When two druids team up:

Party: I think we're on the right path The DM describing the path: STOSTIST STORY STOSTOSTOST STOP

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If you don't ask to roll insight on this it's not my fault. | /r/dndmemes

When your npc is lying but the DC check is 5 I would never lie to you guys...

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DM: I'm not railroading you Also the DM | /r/dndmemes

UNE

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You pooping? | /r/dndmemes

YOU LEVEL UP SO YOU CAN BE MORE POWERFUL I LEVEL UP SO I CAN GET MORE USES OF SENDING imgflip.com WE ARE NOT THE SAME

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They can dodge | /r/dndmemes

Rogue: "Wizard, these zombies are surrounding me! Cast a spell!" Wizard: "You got it!" Rogue: "Just don't cast fireball." Wizard: ... Rogue: *turns* imgflip.com ROGUE

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STOP DOING OPTIMIZATION | /r/dndmemes

STOP DOING optimization TTRPG CHARACTERS WERE NOT MEANT TO BE THIS POWERFUL • YEARS OF optimizaiton yet NO REAL-WORLD USE FOUND for damage in the triple digits Wanted to beat the challenges your DM made? We had a tool for that: It was called just talk to them about difficulty ● "Yes please give me 100d4 of something. Please give me 500 ft of it" - Statements dreamed up by evil wizards LOOK at what optimizers have been demanding your Respect for all this time, with all the rulebooks & spells we built for them (This is REAL done by REAL optimancers ): optimizing GRAPPLE DEATH SQUAD! D&D ????? NOS BROKEN GAME ????????????????? 10:26 ???? 50000000 "Hello I would like sodberries apples please" They have played us for absolute fools

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Based on a conversation with my gaming group: What if the BBEG really just isn't feeling it today? | /r/dndmemes

SZAS S ΤΑΜ EAT PRAY LOVE

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I'm too scared to try DMing, because the current DM keeps setting impossible standards like this | /r/dndmemes

You're the only player who shows up to the session The DM runs a one-shot for you It's revealed to be a dream It contained plot details You find out it was a vision of a possible future The dream comes to pass Your foreknowledge lets you save the party D D M

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Love this one | /r/dndmemes

WIZARD CLERIC I HAVE TO SPEND MY ENTIRE LIFE WORSHIPING I CAN EXPLAIN-MY GOD, YOU JUST NEED TO READ SOME BOOKS WARLOCK I HAD TO SELL MY SOUL TO SOME ELDRITCH BEING SORCERER YOU GUYS HAVE TO WORK TO GET SPELLS?

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Cheese is the way... | /r/dndmemes

Gale: A wizard doesn't reach Elminster's age without enjoying their home comforts. Those who seek danger over cheese don't tend to live as long. Very true Gale, very true indeed.

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Everything is fine | /r/dndmemes

The floor is reading the PHB D&D players made with mematic D&D players

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Lord Vader was displeased with DM Ozzel’s railroading | /r/dndmemes

How I see myself running a TTRPG game Me actually running a TTRPG game D

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You can't win them all | /r/dndmemes

When you are not as smart as you think and you fall in the same trap you fell in a few days earlier KAPWING

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