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STOP DOING optimization TTRPG CHARACTERS WERE NOT MEANT TO BE THIS POWERFUL • YEARS OF optimizaiton yet NO REAL-WORLD USE FOUND for damage in the triple digits Wanted to beat the challenges your DM made? We had a tool for that: It was called just talk to them about difficulty ● "Yes please give me 100d4 of something. Please give me 500 ft of it" - Statements dreamed up by evil wizards LOOK at what optimizers have been demanding your Respect for all this time, with all the rulebooks & spells we built for them (This is REAL done by REAL optimancers ): optimizing GRAPPLE DEATH SQUAD! D&D ????? NOS BROKEN GAME ????????????????? 10:26 ???? 50000000 "Hello I would like sodberries apples please" They have played us for absolute fools

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Pov You, the Evil wizard are flooding the Barbarian's brain with horrific knowledge beyond their compression. (they don't get it)

When two druids team up:

Party: I think we're on the right path The DM describing the path: STOSTIST STORY STOSTOSTOST STOP

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