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: Anonymous (ID: qHive in 'Rings Of Power' Is Getting Review Bombed So Hard Amazon Suspended Reviews Entirely Paul Tassi Senior Contributor Ⓒ News and opinion about video games, television, movies and the internet. Sep 3, 2022, 08:03am EDT Listen to article 3 minutes Rings of Power AMAZON Find >be Amazon >buy LOTR franchise rights >create spin-off >pour millions into it >years in production >finally release your treasured content >customers hate it Follow >you have a panic attack >stop people from giving your creation 0 stars So f------ fragile. 59

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File: fmt 87 24 615293 1604906381.jpg (87 KB, 1910x1080) ☐ Anonymous 11/11/24(Mon)13:47:16 No.17255059 >Is name De Gaul >The Gaul >>17255201 >Is in charge of the region that used to be called Gaul Who wrote this s---?

The Russian avos' (Russian: aвосb) describes a philosophy of behavior, or attitude, of a person who ignores possible problems or hassles and, at the same time, expects or hopes for no negative results or consequences. It is an attitude that treats life as unpredictable and holds that the best one can do is count on luck.[1][2] >>73658048 # 1703041606043192.jpg 127 KB JPG >Damn you are right, this whole positivity and gratefulness thing is actually pretty good Yeah especially if you think of it in terms of sheer usefulness. Any sort of doomerism just undermines your attitude and it's much better to go through life naively assuming things will turn out well as long as you keep going forward and trying again and again despite any downs and lows in the past. I like this pic

Anonymous Photo of anime girl date and time >be me >straight *The most violently homosexual text you will ever see in your life. No utterance of words is as homosexual as the ones currently viewed. This will be the most gay formulation of words in all of mankind's history.* >am i gay

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anon is tired | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 61" Duwu boysme!!!!!!! teeeheeeeee きた 10 KB PNG : Anonymous 676 KB PNG 12/19/20(Sat)01:51:45 No.18230905 1.25 MB GIF *flaps arms and runs around in circles* 12/19/20(Sat)01:54:20 No.18230922 boysmell!! boysmell??? boysmell.... BOYSMELL!!! boys....uwu.....boys!!!! Elizaaaa !!twN744YEzBp 12/19/20(Sat)01:57:57 No.18230945 Save some boysmell for meeeeee uwu 12/19/20(Sat)01:59:04 No.18230950 Anonymous this is the worst f------ board

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Anon Invests in Physical Media | /r/Greentext

File: 1696707719138712.webm (903 KB, 736x1080) Anonymous 10/09/23 (Mon)17:19:08 No.190773049 ► >>190773894 >purchase 30 dollar Blu-ray >Extra Features: Trailer Anonymous 10/09/23(Mon)17:24:27 No.190773149 ► File: cat20.jpg (33 KB, 449x457) >extras features: gallery Anonymous 10/09/23(Mon)17:50:32 No. 190773644 ► File: 1696834206016.jpg (67 KB, 896x672) >buy dvd in 2006 >extra features: menu, chapters Anonymous 10/09/23(Mon)17:50:49 No. 190773648 >Buying

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Anon watches 13 reason why | /r/Greentext

2h 45675599 7 Replies 1 Image JPG 64KB (728 × 546) 3 Replies >watch 13 reasons why >inspires me to finally kill myself >decide record tapes about people who f----- me over >realize I'll need to record 694 tapes >halfway into tape number 4 my mom finds it >sends me to therapy >homeschooled for rest of life This is how lives are truly ruined

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Anon is blackpilled on competitive gaming | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Hackers Middle $3900 $50 Award for neutralizing an enemy with the lock Award for neutralising an enemy with the lock- - 85 95 10/10/23(Tue)16:31:13 No.653682198 0:57 10 cs.jpg 48 KB JPG BARD WILL >research cheats after experiencing blatant hackers 80% of my games >find out how easy it is to cheat nowadays >it's not even jank like they used to be >literally top production teams with their own unironic business >making cheats is literally their paid job >cheats made never get caught and intentionally designed to be undetectable >game companies don't care or can't chase them all down >some stream themselves MONTHS blatantly hacking and nothing happens >most anticheat like VAC, EAC and others are practically useless >if you play any competitive game it's basically hacks vs hacks I am blackpilled so hard right now. There's literally no reason to play a multiplayer FPS nowadays if you are a legit player. You probably have a cheater each game and that's not even an exaggeration. Not only are these undetectable most companies don't care anymore if people are hacking (more playercount I guess). Nuclear blackpill is that aimbots nowadays are natural looking. They are literally Al trained and you can scale the skill up and down. The only time I can detect an aimbot is if some dumbo has it on max and keeps killing me 1-2 shots every time. But if this was a soft aimbot I would have no way of knowing.

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Anon experiences a good feeling | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 138 KB PNG 1 Reply 04/25/23(Tue)15:12:06 No.898208803 >thirsty >drink water >feels good What else feels like this? Anonymous >>898208803 (OP) # >tired >sit that's always good View Thread 04/25/23(Tue)15:15:30 No.898208957

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anons contemplate religion | /r/Greentext

[Return] [Catalog] [Bottom] [Update] [Auto] File: soylent.jpg (36 KB, 323x570) Anonymous 10/09/23 (Mon) 09:13:53 No. 15716512 >>15716521 >>15716534>>15717866 >>15717875 >>15718469 >>15718515 >>15718773 >>15718818 Adam and Eve >Uhhh, that was a metaphor Noah's Ark >Uhhh, that was a metaphor Tower of Babel >Uhhh, that was a metaphor Jonah and the Whale >Uhhh, that was a metaphor Moses paring the sea >Uhhh, that was a metaphor Jesus being born of a virgin, walking on water, healing the blind, dying and rising after three days and flying into outer space >Wooooooooooow! So literal and true! □ O EoXiTaip 10/09/23 (Mon)09:17:20 No. 1571652115717851 >>15718757 >>15718921 File: EyKS5b3XAAAb_jn.jpg (233 KB, 1440x1440) >>15716512 (OP) >Adam and Eve 100% literal >Noah's Ark 100% literal >Tower of Babel 100% literal >Jonah and the Whale 100% literal >Moses parting the sea 100% literal >Jesus being born of a virgin, walking on water, healing the blind, dying and rising after three days and flying into outer space 100% literal

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Anon listens to the wrong person | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous >be me >diagnosed with depression >prescribed with celexa for it >friend tells me antidepressants are over prescribed and says i never needed the meds in the first place >agree and stop taking them >withdrawl starts a day after stopping >my head has been constantly aching for the past week 56 KB JPG should i start taking them again or should i just wait until withdrawl goes away?? was this a retarded decision? 8 Replies / 1 Image : Anonymous Stop giving me your nilist battlen! 10/09/23 (Mon)23:38:51 No.75016163 You're my funniest clown. 318 KB JPG View Thread 10/09/23 (Mon)23:49:02 No.75016244 >>75016163 (OP) # >went to doctor for medical advice >doctor says take these pills >friend says don't take the pills >listen to the friend instead of the doctor anon why are you this retarded

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Go crazy in the comments. | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 10/09/23 (Mon)08:43:51 No.907357013 xav.jpg 75 KB JPG >Americans trying to figure out which civilian murdering mindlessly dogmatic political faction are the completely blameless good guys in a 75 year old conflict >>907357043 # >>907357092 # >>907357121 # >>907357161 #

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Anon is a Muslim | /r/Greentext

US 2h (10/9 17:14) · 444076971 · 340 Re. 55 Img JPG 19KB (428 × 368) · IMG_6121.jpg 95 Replies >be Muslim >go to work today >several employees walk inordinately wide of me >supervisors goes haha that's crazy about Israel well that stuff is always happening haha don't worry you know we guys have to blow off steam sometimes that's probably all that happened >a coworker randomly tells me she's Jewish >nod and smile but don't care >we're still cool, right? >tell her of course although I have never even talked to her before >she says you know, and laughs, my husband says your dangerous and I should stay away from you >laugh politely and get back to work >go into bathroom later that day >another co worker using the urinal nearly jumps and starts saying how much he respects my culture >two women later are staring at me and whispering >try to ignore them >one asks if I feel lonely or if people find me scary >say I don't really socialize much and so I don't notice >she asks if i wanted help making friends because she knows how people can be bigoted and both would be happy to hang out with me >politely decline since it is against Islam to mix with the opposite sex but i just tell them I have a lot going on but I appreciate it I hope this gayness doesn't continue much longer US 2h (10/9 17:18). 444077542 9 Replies Israel is an important part of western civilization so... yes US 2h (10/9 17:19) · 444077598 1 Reply >things that never happened CM 2h (10/9 17:20) · 444077758 >>444076971 (OP) >be mudslim yikes US 2h (10/9 17:20) · 444077793 4 Replies >>444076971 (OP) Go back to your country.

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Israel-Palestine Conflict (c. 2023) | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 10/09/23(Mon)18:27:25 No.75013204 AITA for telling my Muslim coworker that nobody cares about her faith? I (M26) work at a corporate law firm where first year associates are expected to knuckle down and basically just grind for a year or so straight. It's a high power, high speed environment, and there isn't any time for trivial side projects or breaks. Enter Ella (fake name). Ella (F26) is a first year like me, except she's Muslim. She literally makes it her whole identity. She wears a head scarf. She takes breaks multiple times a day to "go pray". I've confronted her on this before and she launched into some long winded explanation about how it's her religion. She never attends networking events or happy hours because again, "it's her religion". Another associate asked her the other day why she doesn't drink and again she just started talking about her religion and honestly I was just sick of it. I told her that nobody cared about her religion, she should just keep it to herself, nobody else flaunts IMG_3608.jpg 437 KB JPG >somebody posts pic related on plebbit >basically just bashing his muslim coworker for wearing hijab, praying, etc >says something along the lines of "nobody else shoves their religion in people's faces" >people start s------- on him in the comments >comes out via redditor interrogation that OP is a Jew >he wears a yarmulke to work >he's shunted work to others "because of the Sabbath" >post gets removed for hateful comments roughly 5 minutes after Jewness is established a tale as old as time

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Anon's best dream/fanfic | /r/Greentext

File: Tatsumaki.jpg (116 KB, 1280x720) Anonymous 11/24/19(Sun)08:26:40 No.195925632 >Be me >Be a C Class Hero with Cupid powers >Pass Tatsumaki while walking down a hallway >Says hi >"I don't associate with C Class nobodies." >The hell? All I said was hi >I never could stand her arrogance, even before becoming a hero >Well enough is enough, it's payback time >Follows Tatsumaki outside, keeping a good distance away >Aiming a finger gun, I fire a bolt of pink energy at her >Bolt hits her in the back of the head >"Ah! Something bit me!" >Her eyes suddenly shoot open as she sees an Anon sitting at a table, drinking coffee >Her heart starts pounding, as a blush forms on her face What happens next?

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Zoom zoom doesn't get it | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 1001 10/09/23(Mon)16:11:17 No.653574281 maxresdefault (1).jpg 105 KB JPG >DOOD it's not like other shooters! >It opens with a train ride! >Then you stand around and listen to people talk! >This s--- is the FUTURE! Did boomers really piss and s--- and fart their pants over this slop?

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