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: Anonymous 10/09/23 (Mon)08:43:51 No.907357013 xav.jpg 75 KB JPG >Americans trying to figure out which civilian murdering mindlessly dogmatic political faction are the completely blameless good guys in a 75 year old conflict >>907357043 # >>907357092 # >>907357121 # >>907357161 #

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Anonymous 38 KB JPG 06/08/21(Tue)19:51:50 No.146433504 >have a coworker who is Dutch >we both need to go to the same project the next day >offer to drive and say I will pick him up >he says thanks and gives me his adress >the next day I drive over to his home >he isn't fully ready to leave yet but offers me to wait inside >he asks if I want a coffee >say sure because I didn't have my morning coffee yet >his wife makes me a coffee while he finishes getting ready >drive him to the project and drop him back of at his home in the evening >he says "thank you so much for driving anon!" >get home myself >hear a notification comming in on my phone >it is a 'tikkie' for 0.50 EUR from my Dutch colleague for the morning coffee I had at his place

Anonymous 11/27/24(Wed)23:29:29 No.146551057 1713812614849717.png 1.49 MB PNG ITT: we pretend we're in Gotham Anonymous 11/28/24(Thu)08:34:28 No.146555487 I was waiting at the bus stop and next thing I know Im at Batmans feet with a broken collar bone and three weeks missing. Turns out Mad Hatter put one of stupid hats on me when my back was turned. Work says theyve already filled my position and theres nothing they can do I hate this city I hate this city Anonymous 11/28/24(Thu)08:36:40 No.146555501 I was blowing a dude in crime alley but his c--- tasted funny. Kinda... earthy? I looked up and it was Clayface. Called me a f-- and ran away laughing. 69 KB JPG

Oh my GOD just talk to actual women, we're all horny and unhappy too you're not special you f------ weirdos New York Post @nypost- Apr 15 Tech exec predicts 'Al girlfriends' will create $1B business: 'Comfort at the end of the day' trib.al/XORAIML : Anonymous (ID: P3y3PZCt >talk to women ew weirdo >dont talk to women ew weirdo 11/16/24(Sat)11:35:50 No.488637069

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US 2h (10/9 17:14) · 444076971 · 340 Re. 55 Img JPG 19KB (428 × 368) · IMG_6121.jpg 95 Replies >be Muslim >go to work today >several employees walk inordinately wide of me >supervisors goes haha that's crazy about Israel well that stuff is always happening haha don't worry you know we guys have to blow off steam sometimes that's probably all that happened >a coworker randomly tells me she's Jewish >nod and smile but don't care >we're still cool, right? >tell her of course although I have never even talked to her before >she says you know, and laughs, my husband says your dangerous and I should stay away from you >laugh politely and get back to work >go into bathroom later that day >another co worker using the urinal nearly jumps and starts saying how much he respects my culture >two women later are staring at me and whispering >try to ignore them >one asks if I feel lonely or if people find me scary >say I don't really socialize much and so I don't notice >she asks if i wanted help making friends because she knows how people can be bigoted and both would be happy to hang out with me >politely decline since it is against Islam to mix with the opposite sex but i just tell them I have a lot going on but I appreciate it I hope this gayness doesn't continue much longer US 2h (10/9 17:18). 444077542 9 Replies Israel is an important part of western civilization so... yes US 2h (10/9 17:19) · 444077598 1 Reply >things that never happened CM 2h (10/9 17:20) · 444077758 >>444076971 (OP) >be mudslim yikes US 2h (10/9 17:20) · 444077793 4 Replies >>444076971 (OP) Go back to your country.

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Israel-Palestine Conflict (c. 2023) | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 10/09/23(Mon)18:27:25 No.75013204 AITA for telling my Muslim coworker that nobody cares about her faith? I (M26) work at a corporate law firm where first year associates are expected to knuckle down and basically just grind for a year or so straight. It's a high power, high speed environment, and there isn't any time for trivial side projects or breaks. Enter Ella (fake name). Ella (F26) is a first year like me, except she's Muslim. She literally makes it her whole identity. She wears a head scarf. She takes breaks multiple times a day to "go pray". I've confronted her on this before and she launched into some long winded explanation about how it's her religion. She never attends networking events or happy hours because again, "it's her religion". Another associate asked her the other day why she doesn't drink and again she just started talking about her religion and honestly I was just sick of it. I told her that nobody cared about her religion, she should just keep it to herself, nobody else flaunts IMG_3608.jpg 437 KB JPG >somebody posts pic related on plebbit >basically just bashing his muslim coworker for wearing hijab, praying, etc >says something along the lines of "nobody else shoves their religion in people's faces" >people start s------- on him in the comments >comes out via redditor interrogation that OP is a Jew >he wears a yarmulke to work >he's shunted work to others "because of the Sabbath" >post gets removed for hateful comments roughly 5 minutes after Jewness is established a tale as old as time

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Anon's best dream/fanfic | /r/Greentext

File: Tatsumaki.jpg (116 KB, 1280x720) Anonymous 11/24/19(Sun)08:26:40 No.195925632 >Be me >Be a C Class Hero with Cupid powers >Pass Tatsumaki while walking down a hallway >Says hi >"I don't associate with C Class nobodies." >The hell? All I said was hi >I never could stand her arrogance, even before becoming a hero >Well enough is enough, it's payback time >Follows Tatsumaki outside, keeping a good distance away >Aiming a finger gun, I fire a bolt of pink energy at her >Bolt hits her in the back of the head >"Ah! Something bit me!" >Her eyes suddenly shoot open as she sees an Anon sitting at a table, drinking coffee >Her heart starts pounding, as a blush forms on her face What happens next?

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Zoom zoom doesn't get it | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 1001 10/09/23(Mon)16:11:17 No.653574281 maxresdefault (1).jpg 105 KB JPG >DOOD it's not like other shooters! >It opens with a train ride! >Then you stand around and listen to people talk! >This s--- is the FUTURE! Did boomers really piss and s--- and fart their pants over this slop?

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Anon is a motivational speaker | /r/Greentext

File: Screenshot 2023-10-09 6.3(...).png (79 KB, 288x303) Follow your dreams - Anonymous 10/09/23(Mon)06:41:48 No.907381798 Hey, slightly slightly above average anon here. I'm sorry life has been so mean to you. Millions of people have recessed chins, receding hairlines, patchy facial hair, short stature and gross body proportions, tiny d----, and in general are socially inept or unintelligent. I have an average chin, thick and luscious hair, well-above average facial hair, average height, kind of stout, a good sized penis, and people generally like me and I have a full-ride scholarship that pays for literally everything. I have a beautiful Russian wife who is literally perfect and will ghost and divorce me as soon as she gets her greencard. So many of you are absolutely repulsive to the average woman, and that's really unfortunate. It's not your fault. And I mean it's also not your fault that your disgusting little bodies have made it impossible to find a woman who will talk to you so that you can learn how to be around them. So many people hate you which only exacerbated your social ineptitude, and you're probably not that smart unless you're one of the 1 in 1,000,000 aspie geniuses. Even if you are intelligent, your abhorrent phenotype will ensure that no one will give you the opportunity to prove your worth so that you'll at least be kind of financially well-off by the time you're having a mid-life crisis. But you know what? I believe in you. You may not get that young virgin tradwife who wants to have your babies and wipe your ass like I did, but I am hoping and praying you'll get that used up n------ loving obese w---- with 4 abortions and 4 children all with different fathers who's finally decided to settle-down by the time all her eggs are expired and you suffer from ED because you beat your d--- to cartoons obsessively for 3 decades. Keep going. > picrel is literally you

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>meet girl in uni work group >ultra broken english with a strong russian accent, cute >talk about video games and go out together a few times >invite me over to her place >hellyes >arrive at her place, she lets me in >her pets (a prussian blue and rottweiler) come after hearing me at the door >"Those are my pets, kat and dog!" >no s---? >"What are they called?" >she gets the biggest s----eating grin imaginable >she points at the cat "He is Dog" 69 KB JPG >wut.jpg >then she points at the dog "She is Kat" >about to correct her as she's giggling >"It's short for Katarina and Douglas"

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the man with the golden gun | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 10/09/23(Mon)18:31:02 No.11867745 File: saruman.jpg (53 KB, 480x556) >ok we have the guy who played Count Dracula, what should be the name of his character >Count Dookula >that's just retarded, George >okay, Count Dooku then >genius

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Chudanon swindles the convenience store | /r/Greentext

File: cd9.png (10 KB, 645x770) Anonymous 10/06/23 (Fri)22:09:11 No.188314518 >>188314567 >>188314591 >>188314633 >end of my incelwalk heading back to my dorm >stop at konbini near my dorm >get 40 pack of trident sourpatch kids gum >item doesnt have an individual barcode so the cashier always rings it up as a $2 pack of regular trident gum >save $3 >been doing this for months

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Anon is late to the party | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: npqkVyBm) 225 KB PNG No.444007945 10/09/23(Mon)11:43:35 >get back from hiking trip and find out WW3 has officially started over the weekend What the F--- is going to happen next?

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The last temptation of Anon | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: NBnbzo+4 10/08/23(Sun)07:21:06 No.443805254 >>443802100 (You) # >BOOM >The roof is collapsing in your shill data center >Lights flicker, but the computer is still on, thank god >Hurry to complete the captcha so that you can post one more BBC spam >"WE NEED TO EVACUATE NOW" your colleague screams in your ear >People are groaning in pain >He grabs you by your shoulders, wrenching you away from your duty station, but your hands are cemented to the keyboard as if by some supernatural force, as if G-d himself is holding you there >"NOT YET" you shout as the sirens begin to wail >Your fingers, guided by G-d, type the last words before hitting the submit button >"YOUR WOMEN ARE AT HOME ENJOYING B--------- WHILE YOU'RE AT WORK" >The post goes through >You smile as time slows down and everything is bathed in a golden light >>443805790 #

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Political subreddits be like | /r/Greentext

> Open /r/Conservative to see what they're talking about >trans agenda >trans agenda >Hunter Biden's c--- >pride flags >Hunter Biden's c--- >Here's how Trump can still win >pride flags >trans agenda >trans t--- at the white house >Hunter Biden's c---

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Anon considers breaking up with his girlfriend | /r/Greentext

Thinking of ending it with my gf as well. I think I can do better, this bitch just brings me down. Constantly nagging and arguing over nothing. Its like she doesnt want to be happy. >have argument >"you're a loser anon blah blah blah" >"you do nothing with your life and you still live with your dad" >"all you do is smoke weed and play forza" >"you are f------ 32 for f---- sake" >"you lie to claim disability and spend the money on weed" >"you could have helped your suicidal cousin rather than just give him weed" >"your dad just wants you out of his life, he is f------ ashamed of you" >"no one gives a f--- about your tiktok where you laugh at poor people shopping at burlington. Its offensive and racist" That last one really hurt and she knew it. She knows how much effort I have put into my tiktok channel. Its such a good idea and each video gets more views than the previous one. Why are women like this bros? Are there any good ones out there?

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