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 Anonymous 10/08/23(Sun)19:26:09 No.907343533 >>907343770 >>907344386 >>907344892 >>907345616 >>907345791 >>907346283 >>907346621 >>907347341 >>907347517 >>907348170 >>907348416 File: 1634394076332.jpg (443 KB, 1188x2208) >>907343003 (OP) >>be neet who never goes outside >technically a virgin but it will change >my online friend asks me how it's ever going to happen if i don't go outside >explain it to him >one day a beautiful girl in scantly clad clothing will knock on my door >she will ask me for a lollypop or some candy that can melt in her mouth >i tell her i only have one lollypop left if she wants that? >she gives me eye contact >opens her mouth and sticks her tongue out >i rub it against her tongue and she wraps her lips around the tip >me ask her what her costume is? >she says she is a pussycat >black lingerie, stocks, crop top and black ears >make-up looks like whiskers on her cheeks >i c-- in my pants and tell her that's a great costume >she says thanks and happy halloween >*wave to her as she leaves* >log on the forum to talk to my friend >brag about how my lollypop has been inside a p---- see ya later virgins Anonymous 10/08/23(Sun)19:31:48 No.907343770 >>907343837 >>907345053 >>907343533 Americans say don't take candy from strangers, unless it's halloween and you are dressed like a slut then it's okay. If you were born in June or July then your mum might have been r---- on Halloween which is kinda spooky if you think about it. Anonymous 10/08/23(Sun)19:33:26 No.907343837 >>907345172 >>907345221 >>907345967 >>907346617 >>907346754 >>907344228 >>907344752 >>907343770 I hope the doctors hide your schizo pills into your candy this year.

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.
Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI
: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"
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