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Anonymous 72 KB JPG 10/07/23(Sat)14:57:16 No.74990783 I fell for the meme >girl I'm talking to from Tinder asks me what my type is >give her the bs "I don't really have a type" but she keeps pressing >finally explain that I'm an ephebophile and that my biggest range of attraction is 16-18 year olds >for some reason I expected her to take it well and understand that I'm not a p-------- or a creep or something >she freaks out because she's a normie and demands to know if I've ever had sex with a minor >try and patiently explain that it's not something to freak out about, most men feel this way, and I've never done anything non consensual with a minor before >she doesn't believe me, calls me a r-----, blocks me and unmatches me F--- you guys for telling me to just be myself.

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Anonymous DIS-Avowed 11/27/24(Wed)05:30:27 No.695700 VIDEO GAMES 'Avowed' Art Director Matt Hansen Admits To Wanting To Make Elon Musk "Mad" And Hint Game Is Ultra Woke JOHN F. TRENT NOV 26, 2024 - PAID 3 D1 ~ OBSIDIAN MATT_HANSEN ART DIRECTOR OBSIDIAN ENTERTAINMENT OBSIDIAN Matt Hansen the art director for Xbox and Obsidian Entertainment's upcoming fi person fantasy RPG admitted that he wanted to make Elon Musk "mad" with the game. 75486787548769.png 294 KB PNG >"I will make it political just to make chuds mad" >"And i achieved it! i made people mad" >"F--- chuds!" >"Win!" >"W-wait... what's that? my game flopped?!" >"Wait... there are layoffs in my studio? how-" >"P-people didn't like me trying to make them mad!" >"t-they are bigots!" >"F--- gamers! it's rough times for game developers man, this society is failing in so many levels it's unbelievable!" >"Y-you are laughing!, there are families involved and you are laughing!"

File: Screenshot 20241127-155712.png (228 KB, 742x721) Something Happened Anonymous (ID: HG6Lars) 11/27/24(Wed)17:35:15 No.489774321 ► >Polls all indicate a Harris victory, though close >Ann Selzer poll, known as a canary in a coal mine, indicated Harris winning lowa >Trump campaign suspiciously quiet nearing the end of the campaign >Harris campaign had significant energy >North Carolina predicted to be close >Virginia unusually red >The four countries willing and able to f--- with US democracy (Iran, China, Russia, NK) stand to benefit from a Trump win (cause it's destabilizing) >Billionaires cozy up to Trump despite a Harris victory being predicted >TRUMP WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >FOR THE FIRST TIME IN 20 YEARS A REPUBLICAN CANDIDATE WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >WITH AN APPROVAL RATING EQUIVALENT TO CANCER Bros, I'm telling you, something funky happened

☐ Anonymous 11/25/24(Mon) 10:39:13 No. 17295889 >>17295909 >>17295925 >>17295935 >>17295976 >win independence >DON'T devolve into military dictatorship or absolute monarchy >start off with fresh land and an unusually high literacy rate >neighbors are retarded savages who live at the mercy of nature >large ocean between them and European chimpouts >shitgoesdown.jpg >"here tovarish buy my land I need to fund a chimpout" >ok > "here America buy my land, I need to fund my own le chimpout" >ok >"hey America there was a chimpout in Texas we'll join you (and won't secede later) if you help" >ok >*doubles land in two years* It's amazing how well they took advantage of what they had. Many nations have completely fumbled the bag during their development. What went so right?

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Anonymous 84 KB JPG 10/07/23(Sat)10:25:11 No.74988371 >hanging out with some friends >buddy's gf asks group what we're happy with regarding our own appearances >remember the one compliment i've ever received >"a girl once told me I had nice eyebrows" >she looks at me and says "they're not very nice" why are women like this? why couldn't she let me have at least one thing to feel good about?

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Anon is thinking about getting topped behind his wife's back. | /r/Greentext

:Anonymous Should I get TOPPED behind my (...) 8 KB PNG 10/07/23 (Sat)00:01:55 No.29901709 >Be me, 31-year-old married man deeply addicted to p---/fapping since age 12 >Possibly bipolar >Felt straight as a kid, but became more and more bi as I got older after discovering p--- >Sucked 3 cocks in college (and liked it) >Have been happily married to a woman for 6 years now. Have a kid with her. >She has no idea I had gay hook ups but has found gay p--- on my computer multiple times; probably suspects/knows I'm bi >Manic episode kicks in >Sucked a c--- behind my wife's back a couple months ago (and liked it again) >C--- lust keeps growing >Now I want to meet up with an anon from Grindr and get TOPPED (with a condom) I know I am f----- up and that this is wrong, but F---...the cravings are getting really bad...

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No Cheers for Beer | /r/Greentext

Anonymous M 10/07/23(Sat)07:39:08 No.74987378 53 KB JPG >be me >depressed >buy some beer online for the first time ever >it arrives >drink it >it tastes absolutely disgusting why the f--- do people voluntarily drink this s---? beer tastes like bitter medicine

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75 9 KB JPG >Worked out >ate healthy >Didn't get vaxxed >Still got cancer >29 years old When did you find out God was evil?

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CA 3h (8/26 15:14). 18523106 94 Re-7 Img JPG 900KB (1058 x 1218) IMG_0255.jpg . I f----- up big time bros. >be me >be celebrating 22 birthday >go to bar with frens >spot hot 39 year old cougar staring at me >get her a drink >we hit it off >go back to her place >a month goes by >get a text from her >she tells me she's pregnant ... >tells me that I don't have to worry and she believes that's it's only right I know. >tells me that she's going to keep the baby because she thinks her biological clock is up and that this is the last time she can have a kid. >tells me it's best that we go our separate ways since I'm still in university and young but says that if I want to visit the kid it's okay. What do I do bros?

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Anonymous 194 KB PNG 10/07/23 (Sat)03:40:16 No.74986268 >decide try to get a gf for the first time in my life >talking to some fat bitch in my class thats kind of cute to use as a slam pig >ask her if she wants to go watch a movie this weekend >says shes not interested and apologizes A fat w---- rejected me. If I can't even get a fat bitch how the f--- will I ever get a cute 18 year old barely legal teen with a cute butt and a pink p----?

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Anon questions science | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 10/07/23(Sat) 19:16:47 No.15793560 I SCIENCE IMG_7321.png 118 KB PNG Why doesn't water burn? It's composed of hydrogen and oxygen. Oxygen is required for combustion, and hydrogen is extremely flammable. There is no reason water shouldn't burn. >But uhhm you see water is like ash.. >it's like already burnt, but it was never burnt, uhm like >Like the uhmmm oxygen atoms are like already bonded uhm >STOP QUESTIONING SCIENCE AND BELIEVE IT LIKE A GOOD GOY They can't keep getting away with it.

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The Club Conundrum | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 5 KB JPG 10/07/23(Sat)07:39:25 No.74987380 >College friends convinced me to go to a club for my 21st birthday >reluctantly go because i dont have anything else to do >get there and start drinking >was actually enjoying myself >dont talk to anyone that wasnt with me >s----- music unfortunately >some security guard randomly grabs me and takes me to employee only area >claims 2 girls in red said i sexually assaulted them >i was f------ shocked because i didnt even talk to anyone outside the people i was with >says i match the description perfectly because i was the only one with round glasses there >get kicked out >call my friends and explain what happened >they f------ believe the security guard and think im a creep Im never leaving my house again Also the club posted a cctv picture of me saying im an abuser

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/v/ Anonymous 374 KB PNG 08/28/20(Fri)08:03:48 >Played TF2 12 years ago with my 2 best friends No.522643885 >We had a great time and played together for years, until 2015 when they had to stop due to college and family. Our friendship was over >Didn't stop playing and still does to this day >Had a little hiatus due to job and Covid >Played again yesterday after 3 months >My old friends were playing on the exact same server and we reunited again after 5 years >I'm overfilled with joy and we are going to hang out again next week after so many years Life is great sometimes.

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Anonymous 72 KB JPG 10/07/23(Sat)14:57:16 No.74990783 I fell for the meme >girl I'm talking to from Tinder asks me what my type is >give her the bs "I don't really have a type" but she keeps pressing >finally explain that I'm an ephebophile and that my biggest range of attraction is 16-18 year olds >for some reason I expected her to take it well and understand that I'm not a p-------- or a creep or something >she freaks out because she's a normie and demands to know if I've ever had sex with a minor >try and patiently explain that it's not something to freak out about, most men feel this way, and I've never done anything non consensual with a minor before >she doesn't believe me, calls me a r-----, blocks me and unmatches me F--- you guys for telling me to just be myself.

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