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CA 3h (8/26 15:14). 18523106 94 Re-7 Img JPG 900KB (1058 x 1218) IMG_0255.jpg . I f----- up big time bros. >be me >be celebrating 22 birthday >go to bar with frens >spot hot 39 year old cougar staring at me >get her a drink >we hit it off >go back to her place >a month goes by >get a text from her >she tells me she's pregnant ... >tells me that I don't have to worry and she believes that's it's only right I know. >tells me that she's going to keep the baby because she thinks her biological clock is up and that this is the last time she can have a kid. >tells me it's best that we go our separate ways since I'm still in university and young but says that if I want to visit the kid it's okay. What do I do bros?

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File: fmt 87 24 615293 1604906381.jpg (87 KB, 1910x1080) ☐ Anonymous 11/11/24(Mon)13:47:16 No.17255059 >Is name De Gaul >The Gaul >>17255201 >Is in charge of the region that used to be called Gaul Who wrote this s---?

The Russian avos' (Russian: aвосb) describes a philosophy of behavior, or attitude, of a person who ignores possible problems or hassles and, at the same time, expects or hopes for no negative results or consequences. It is an attitude that treats life as unpredictable and holds that the best one can do is count on luck.[1][2] >>73658048 # 1703041606043192.jpg 127 KB JPG >Damn you are right, this whole positivity and gratefulness thing is actually pretty good Yeah especially if you think of it in terms of sheer usefulness. Any sort of doomerism just undermines your attitude and it's much better to go through life naively assuming things will turn out well as long as you keep going forward and trying again and again despite any downs and lows in the past. I like this pic

Anonymous Photo of anime girl date and time >be me >straight *The most violently homosexual text you will ever see in your life. No utterance of words is as homosexual as the ones currently viewed. This will be the most gay formulation of words in all of mankind's history.* >am i gay

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