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2h (9/27 16:00)-74876748 · 23 Re - 4 Img JPG 79KB (597 × 479) · 669BEE3B-55CE-421E-BC1A-431018C6D791.jpg 6 Replies : >be me >decide to get that stereotypical zoomer haircut, curly ontop and fade >tfw curls are barely visible after 1 week >tfw hair constantly looks messy and ugly >everyone who told me to make my hair like that says that it was a bad decision and that I should have waited a few more weeks for my hair to grow longer, so that my curls would be bigger >tfw I now need to dress in a completely different manner than the one I have been accustomed to as a consequence of this. I look stupid wearing buttoned shirts (I love wearing them) and only look semi good wearing hoodies (only have 2 in my possession) I can't believe that I wasted 60 euros on this garbage. Never listening to normalniggers again on advice on how to look like because now I not only feel alienated within my own body, but am also always unfittingly dressed (as I have very few hoodies yet only look good wearing those. My current self externally also doesn't allign to myself internally.

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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