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KB, O Anonymous 09/26/23(Tue)21:53:02 No.29840099 >be me >hook up on tinder with 4/10 obese roastie >could prob do better but she sucks a good d--- >she buys me new gym sports shoes >weird super expensive nike shoes with giant clear rubber soles >they look dumb as f---, no way im wearing these things >decide to give them to homeless brown immigrant who lives in gym trash cans >he seems pleased >fast forward a couple of months, obese roastie wants to not be obese >after a month of daily blowing im willing to accept her despite her looks >she comes to gym to lose her unsightly blubber >sees homeless brown immigrant in street outside gym with my nikes >gets really upset about why i dont have the shoes >she starts crying, saying how humiliated she feels >i tell her he threatened me >she tells gym manager who calls cops >cops want to speak to me about the "robbery" Bros need some advice. No way im being honest about this. Im willing to let the homeless guy go to jail over this but i dont want to lie to police as thats a crime. I really want to keep getting sucked by this girl and dont want her to leave me.

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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