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: Anonymous Realization 51 KB JPG 09/26/23(Tue)19:41:26 No.29835828 >be me >socially awkward virgin >a couple of yours ago, still at school >have a crush on my classmate, qt3.14 10/10 superb body, glasses, slighlty emo style >everyone in the class thinks I'm smart and funny, including her >she likes talking to me > "She is probably just nice to me." >always sits next to me when she can during the class >sometimes literally fights/races others to sit next to me >"Oh, I am helping her with study materials during the class, that's why she wants to sit next to me." >openly talks about her sexual needs with me >openly admits in front of the class that she thinks I am cute >I wear an old, loose t-shirt to school one day >she >"Hey anon, I like your pink t-shirt!" >me >"It's actually a red t-shirt, just faded." >walks away >ffwd few days >qt3.14 sitting next to me again >she is wearing tight yoga pants and a short top >"Anon, look." >she slightly spreads her legs and grabs on her thigh >"Anon, do you think I am thin enough." >"You look good." >she raises her top just under her boobs so I can see her whole belly >"You think so, anon?" >"Hm, actually, you are a bit too thin for my tastes." >continues writng in my note book >ffwd like two weeks >standing outside, waiting >staring into the distance >qt3.14 comes to me >"Hey anon, there's this EDM music festival I'm going to, would you like to come with me?" >"Nah, I don't like EDM, I don't want to go." >proceeds to stare into the distance again >ffwd roughly a week >talking about children's upbringing during the class >teacher asks for feedback >qt3.14's turn >she >"I don't really want to have kids, but if I ever considered having them, I'd have them with anon." >smiles at me so everyone can see >me >awkwardly smile and continue writing something down into my note book >ffwd now >realization >mfw Anons, is there still hope for me? Did I unknowingly performe the ultimate pussyblock? Does that make me a chad?

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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