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Anonymous 09/22/23 (Fri) 15:10:00 No.29813881 H-------- H-------- You know those f------ in threads on /s/ and /gif/ or whatever taht are always like, "Yo, I know this girl" or "I went to hs with this girl I almost f----- her once" or whatever? >Be me >>29813932 >>29814040 >Scrolling through various p--- sites, looking for good videos of thick girls >Go to "Newest upload" instead of most popular or "Lowest view count" >See this one video that seems like it will be pretty good from thumbnail >Watching it, start beating my meat >Keep thinking to myself that something's off about how she appears >Have I seen videos of her before? >The closer I get to nutting the more it's bothering me >Suddenly it dawns on me... I haven't seen her in a video before... I'VE SEEN HER IN REAL LIFE!!! >Realize it's a girl I went to hs with >Bust the fiercest nut of my life >Don't know if any of my friends from school know this >Almost want to keep it to myself as my own little secret, because she otherwise didn't seem the type and haven't heard anyone say anything and she's using a fake name in her videos with only have like 50 views each

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File: fmt 87 24 615293 1604906381.jpg (87 KB, 1910x1080) ☐ Anonymous 11/11/24(Mon)13:47:16 No.17255059 >Is name De Gaul >The Gaul >>17255201 >Is in charge of the region that used to be called Gaul Who wrote this s---?

The Russian avos' (Russian: aвосb) describes a philosophy of behavior, or attitude, of a person who ignores possible problems or hassles and, at the same time, expects or hopes for no negative results or consequences. It is an attitude that treats life as unpredictable and holds that the best one can do is count on luck.[1][2] >>73658048 # 1703041606043192.jpg 127 KB JPG >Damn you are right, this whole positivity and gratefulness thing is actually pretty good Yeah especially if you think of it in terms of sheer usefulness. Any sort of doomerism just undermines your attitude and it's much better to go through life naively assuming things will turn out well as long as you keep going forward and trying again and again despite any downs and lows in the past. I like this pic

Anonymous Photo of anime girl date and time >be me >straight *The most violently homosexual text you will ever see in your life. No utterance of words is as homosexual as the ones currently viewed. This will be the most gay formulation of words in all of mankind's history.* >am i gay

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: Anonymous 06/15/23(Thu)21:44:02 No.5858837 782 KB JPG >Modern war devolves into tench warfare due to machine guns and artillery >WWI >Trench warfare is broken by tanks >WWII >Man portable anti tank missiles become readily available making all tanks extremely vulnerable effectively reverting war back the early 20th century >Iran-Iraq War >Russo-Ukrainian War What will break the stalemate of trench warfare this time? 06/15/23(Thu)21:46:17 No.5858839 : Anonymous >>58588375 (OP) # >What will break the stalemate of trench warfare this time? the power of friendship, love, and song.

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⠀ I discovered the beta male secret ending I discovered the beta male sec(...) 217 KB JPG 09/22/23(Fri)05:25:12 No.74821012 >Be me, genuine "beta male" >5'7", small d---, goofy unmasculine personality >Blackpilled as f---, genuinely believe I'm doomed to either be lonely forever or settled for. Its so over >Meet beautiful Latina milf on a dating app >Shes had a tough life, no one has ever shown her love or affection >Go on two dates with her, unironically just be myself act like a goofball and show her kindness, respect, and affection >She tells me no one has ever treated her like I do. Shes been lonely and treated terribly her whole life >She instantly falls hard for me, becomes absolutely obsessed >She now does anything for me, treats me like a king and worships my c--- >A---, deepthroating, breeding, literally any kind of sex or kink I want >Promises me to give me the most pleasure I have felt in my entire life Guys I dont know what to say but I have been whitepilled by a Latina milf. I thought for sure I was fundamentally undesirable, that no woman would ever want someone like me who is a short, small dicked, and unmasculine. Alpha f----, beta bucks, and all that. But just by being genuinely myself and showing her respect and affection shes repaying me with love, affection, and the absolute best sex possible. She and I needed each other, and she has shown me that the blackpill is not as absolute and hopeless as I originally thought. It doesn't matter that I am not Chad, just being a genuine and respectful person does pay off. Keep that in mind robots. 09/22/23(Fri)05:27:22 No.74821024 : Anonymous >>74821012 (OP) # Thanks for sharing. I wish you and her the best.

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