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DM: You enter an ancient Gnome tomb alone and see a small box. Player: Il check for traps. 418645 DM: It's not trapped. Player:ll open it. Dune tie piste A. Ju Pha Paterno od then pamila your en in 1866 Lang Aflicten DM: The Gnome Lich casts PWK on you, what's your HP total? Player: Welp... imma head out. See you next week with a new PC. DM: Ok. Take a slice of pizza for the road.

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Pov You, the Evil wizard are flooding the Barbarian's brain with horrific knowledge beyond their compression. (they don't get it)

When two druids team up:

Party: I think we're on the right path The DM describing the path: STOSTIST STORY STOSTOSTOST STOP

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Consent is key... | /r/dndmemes

In the latest D&D 5E adventure module, there is box text requiring the DM to get player consent before the character turns into a mind flayer after getting infected from poor choices the player made. Are there no consequences to poor actions in D&D anymore? Character Transformation If the fanatics are successful, the characters might transform into mind flayers (see the end of chapter 8). Characters from outside the region might not be affected by the Far Realm ritual, although these details are up to you. Even if the characters don't turn into mind flayers, they experience increasing change as the fanatics' plot progresses. The following optional rules allow you to track the effects of Far Realm influence on characters. PLAYER CONSENT IS REQUIRED Before you use the character transformation rules presented in this section, check with each player to determine if they are open to their character experiencing physically transformative effects. A player will not miss game benefits if they choose not to use these rules for their character. Would you mind?

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Oof... but chuckle chuckle. :) | /r/dndmemes

Party: Lord Strahd, we have returned with the items you have requested. The two pints of Minotaur and Centaur blood... Strahd: Excellent start. Party: The unspoiled body of a Locathah patriarch... Strahd: Good, good. Party: And... a jar of herbed mayonnaise from that one deli in town you forgot the name of. Strahd: *Shrugs* It is forgettable name, but good mayonnaise. Party: So, if we can ask, what incantation are you using these for? Strahd: What? Party: I mean, beastblood, a corpse, you're creating some unholy abomination, right? Strahd:...I wanted fishsticks and taur-taur sauce. Party: engan

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...and the world's greatest assassin no has a backstory. | /r/dndmemes

Rogue: So the idea is we sneak in undetected... Goblin Fighter: Stabbies? Rogue: *Sighs* No, Terrence, no stabbies. Goblin Fighter: *whining noises* Stabbies?!? Rogue: Tell you what, if you get in and out of here without doing stabbies, I'll teach you how to do sneaky stabbies. Deal? Goblin Fighter:

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Put your manuals where your mouth is... | /r/dndmemes

: I AGREED TO COME OVER FOR DINNER BECAUSE YOU SAID YOU'RE A D&D NERD LIKE ME... OBVIOUSLY THAT'S B-------. I'M OUTTA HERE.

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SUPERCOW7 | /r/dndmemes

←u/SUPERCOW7 Brought a whole farm to the boss battle YOU'RE TOO LATE, ADVENTURERS! YOU'LL NEVER STOP ME NOW!! SACRED FLAME! THAT'S WHERE YOU'RE WRONG, BBEG! WE WILL STOP YOU WITH THE POWERS OF: VICIOUS MOCKERY! Summon Beast INCREDIBLE Tan Bag of Tricks ACTION ECONOMY. w Conjure Animals . Two beasts of challenge rating 1 or lower AND FIREBOLT!

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It was so nice my DM let me use stone giant as my PCs race. | /r/dndmemes

WHEN YOUR SLING ATTACK IS A NAT 20 WITH MAX DAMAGE! made with mematic

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Mmm mmmm, just like mom used to make... | /r/dndmemes

DM: You walk into the clearing. A camp was made here, there's still a stew pot on the dying fire, though the place looks to have been abandoned in the last few hours. Ranger: I'd like to roll perception to see if it belongs to the quarry we've been chasing. *rolls an 8* DM: Inconclusive. Cleric: I'd like to try "speak with dead". DM: There aren't any bodies. Cleric: We're chasing cannibals, right? That's a stewpot. DM: ...That's...not... know what? The chili quivers with happiness.

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Dungeons & Dragons introduces its first canonically autistic character

$LA\/ENDER @LavenderGhast The player. Polygon @Polygon Sep 5 • Dungeons & Dragons introduces its first canonically autistic character trib.al/DqzGFKn 1:41 PM . Sep 5, 2023 · 6.2M Views :$

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I use divine smite through my kobold gauntlet... | /r/dndmemes

Expectation of DMing: I see planets that don't exist and landscapes that have only been dreamed. The Reality: "Yes, you're right there's no rule about using a kobold as a gauntlet, but WHYYYYYY...?"

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Ok, "rolls dice"... it's a 3... for a total of 24. | /r/dndmemes

Rogue: Oh, am I in range of the fireball? I'll just use my uncan- DM: It's not an attack, roll a dex save!

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You've been playing 2e all along | /r/dndmemes

wait, it's all just pathfinder? MY "HOMEBREW" RULES always has been

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Ok.. ignore the bandit problem. I guess we're going to track down some lost rare wine vintage? | /r/dndmemes

LEFT EXIT 12 main quest random side quest you mentioned off the top of your head (chat gpt here we come) players EASE ST WESTWO

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