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Party: Lord Strahd, we have returned with the items you have requested. The two pints of Minotaur and Centaur blood... Strahd: Excellent start. Party: The unspoiled body of a Locathah patriarch... Strahd: Good, good. Party: And... a jar of herbed mayonnaise from that one deli in town you forgot the name of. Strahd: *Shrugs* It is forgettable name, but good mayonnaise. Party: So, if we can ask, what incantation are you using these for? Strahd: What? Party: I mean, beastblood, a corpse, you're creating some unholy abomination, right? Strahd:...I wanted fishsticks and taur-taur sauce. Party: engan

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Pov You, the Evil wizard are flooding the Barbarian's brain with horrific knowledge beyond their compression. (they don't get it)

When two druids team up:

Party: I think we're on the right path The DM describing the path: STOSTIST STORY STOSTOSTOST STOP

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...and the world's greatest assassin no has a backstory. | /r/dndmemes

Rogue: So the idea is we sneak in undetected... Goblin Fighter: Stabbies? Rogue: *Sighs* No, Terrence, no stabbies. Goblin Fighter: *whining noises* Stabbies?!? Rogue: Tell you what, if you get in and out of here without doing stabbies, I'll teach you how to do sneaky stabbies. Deal? Goblin Fighter:

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Put your manuals where your mouth is... | /r/dndmemes

: I AGREED TO COME OVER FOR DINNER BECAUSE YOU SAID YOU'RE A D&D NERD LIKE ME... OBVIOUSLY THAT'S B-------. I'M OUTTA HERE.

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←u/SUPERCOW7 Brought a whole farm to the boss battle YOU'RE TOO LATE, ADVENTURERS! YOU'LL NEVER STOP ME NOW!! SACRED FLAME! THAT'S WHERE YOU'RE WRONG, BBEG! WE WILL STOP YOU WITH THE POWERS OF: VICIOUS MOCKERY! Summon Beast INCREDIBLE Tan Bag of Tricks ACTION ECONOMY. w Conjure Animals . Two beasts of challenge rating 1 or lower AND FIREBOLT!

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It was so nice my DM let me use stone giant as my PCs race. | /r/dndmemes

WHEN YOUR SLING ATTACK IS A NAT 20 WITH MAX DAMAGE! made with mematic

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Mmm mmmm, just like mom used to make... | /r/dndmemes

DM: You walk into the clearing. A camp was made here, there's still a stew pot on the dying fire, though the place looks to have been abandoned in the last few hours. Ranger: I'd like to roll perception to see if it belongs to the quarry we've been chasing. *rolls an 8* DM: Inconclusive. Cleric: I'd like to try "speak with dead". DM: There aren't any bodies. Cleric: We're chasing cannibals, right? That's a stewpot. DM: ...That's...not... know what? The chili quivers with happiness.

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Dungeons & Dragons introduces its first canonically autistic character

$LA\/ENDER @LavenderGhast The player. Polygon @Polygon Sep 5 • Dungeons & Dragons introduces its first canonically autistic character trib.al/DqzGFKn 1:41 PM . Sep 5, 2023 · 6.2M Views :$

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I use divine smite through my kobold gauntlet... | /r/dndmemes

Expectation of DMing: I see planets that don't exist and landscapes that have only been dreamed. The Reality: "Yes, you're right there's no rule about using a kobold as a gauntlet, but WHYYYYYY...?"

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Ok, "rolls dice"... it's a 3... for a total of 24. | /r/dndmemes

Rogue: Oh, am I in range of the fireball? I'll just use my uncan- DM: It's not an attack, roll a dex save!

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You've been playing 2e all along | /r/dndmemes

wait, it's all just pathfinder? MY "HOMEBREW" RULES always has been

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Ok.. ignore the bandit problem. I guess we're going to track down some lost rare wine vintage? | /r/dndmemes

LEFT EXIT 12 main quest random side quest you mentioned off the top of your head (chat gpt here we come) players EASE ST WESTWO

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Tip for creating a memorable BBEG? An NPC betrays them, beats them to near death and allows them to live, rendering everyone unconscious. You want your players to follow the plot? Make it personal. | /r/dndmemes

WHEN YOU GIVE THE BBEG A BADASS SPEECH "I AM GOING TO LET YOU LIVE, FOR NOW. ONLY WHEN YOU HAVE LOST EVERYTHING YOU HAVE EVER HAD, CRY OUT IN MISERY AND DESPAIR, AND COME BACK TO ME WITH HATRED IN YOUR HEART AND BLOOD UPON YOUR HANDS, WILL I GIVE YOU PERMISSION TO DIE."

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Klarg doesn't fuck around | /r/dndmemes

WHEN YOUR PLAYERS ARE NEW AND DON'T KNOW WHAT A BUGBEAR IS MY PLAYERS 208+2

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