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Rogue: So the idea is we sneak in undetected... Goblin Fighter: Stabbies? Rogue: *Sighs* No, Terrence, no stabbies. Goblin Fighter: *whining noises* Stabbies?!? Rogue: Tell you what, if you get in and out of here without doing stabbies, I'll teach you how to do sneaky stabbies. Deal? Goblin Fighter:

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When two druids team up:

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