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: Anonymous Disowned thread. 1.72 MB GIF 09/08/23 (Fri) 18:41:20 No.905765805 >2014. >I was a sophomore in high-school. >I was your average HS delinquent who started s---. >Had a female friend since 3rd grade. >I don't know why she stuck with me through my delinquent phase. >Some other dude began hanging out with us and he was giving off red flags that pointed out he was a man-w----. >This dude put up a facade that he was the perfect kid and everything and it was working. >After a while it was three of us hanging out and occasionally she'd bring him over to my house. >My parents loved this dude and I was jealous as f---. >Anyway I found texts to his friends that he was trying to get to her just to try her p---- out, and use her. >This p----- me off and I beat him up. >Fractured his face and everything. >While in the court room over the ordeal I was charged with assault. >Mom and dad basically disowned me. >Female friend said she was disappointed. >Spent 2 years in a JDC and spent 2 in a prison. >While in prison I got a restraining order put on me. >Wow, what the f---, getting disowned and then a restraining order put on me by my parents. >Got out of prison and was able to get a job at Coca Cola. >In 2016 my old friend and the guy began dating. >In 2018 she put his name on her bank account. >Within weeks he emptied the account and bolted, taking hundreds of thousands she got from a trust fund. >Before anyone reacted he wiped everything of himself on social media and disappeared. Now my family is letting me know I can now come around and are begging for forgiveness because they didn't believe me. My old friend is now in a depressive-like state and personally I don't care. They've been out of my lives for so long that if one was to die I wouldn't be bothered by it. 28 Replies/13 Images View Thread

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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File: images.jpg (8 KB, 259x194) 09/15/22(Thu)20:24:03 No.170913787 » »>170913839 >>170913859 >>170913974>>170913975 >>170914120 >>170914224 >>170914623 >>170915957 >>170916170 Anonymous I was just in a McDonald's and there was a group of Mexican kids crowded around a laptop watching the Dragonball Z Cell VS Gohan fight at full volume in Spanish >> Anonymous 09/15/22(Thu)20:26:54 No.170913839 ► Anonymous 09/15/22(Thu) 20:28:14 No.170913859 ► >>170913943 >>170914602 >>170913787 (OP) # Based

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: Anonymous An hero Please be patient I have autism 09/08/23(Fri) 18:15:35 No.905759228 220 KB PNG >Be me >at dads with step sister >she's playing with her dog >dog starts biting her >protective instincts >kick dog in the throat as hard as I can, dog slumps over,whining loudly >"WHAT THE F--- ANON HE WAS PLAYING, YOU'RE SICK, LEAVE YOU FREAK" >she starts hyperventilating and has a panic attack >they go on for months, she goes on Xanax and gets addicted, starts mixing them with alcohol >mfw I ruined my sister's life

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: Anonymous Why Can't I Get Hi bros? 38 KB JPG 09/08/23(Fri)23:24:32 I seem to be immune to weed? No.905759613 >Me >30's >never smoked weed before. >it's legal now and why the f--- not? >buy legit government store joints "Mango Haze" from 'Color Cannabis' >told cashier I never smoked before so she warned me to maybe only take a few puffs at a time and wait 5min to see if I like it. >nothing >go out and rip the rest of it >nothing >ffwd next night (present time, A.D.) >rip through one more >nothing >speed run three of them >literally nothing at all except a dry throat Am I broken? I thought I tried weed in highschool once but when nothing happened I just assumed I got ripped off and it was fake b/c noob.

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: Anonymous THE CHIMPANZER DRINKS 09/08/23(Fri) 14:54:38 No.74670285 88 KB JPG >Be me, kissless beta f--. >Never talk to girls cause sperg. >But by the grace of Moloch I get a GF. >Suddenly girls I barely know begin messaging me. >Girls in public I have never spoken to begin to start conversations with me. >Cashiers, girls out on a jog, etc. Now start asking flirtatious questions. >One asked if im a regular at the gym, they know they've seen me their. >Ive never set foot in a gym. >Ignore all their advances cause again, sperg. >GF eventually wises up and dumps me. FML >Like a switch is flipped, girls stop texting me and stop speaking to me in public. What happened? Why are femoids like this?

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Anonymous 06/01/15(Mon)01:52:58 No.32657588 I tried to go from beta to alpha today and it backfired >been going to the same gym for over 2 years now 12 KB PNG >all sorts of strength/muscle/life gains >this girl recently started going >shes the thickest girl I've ever seen with an ass the size of 2 basketballs >by normal societies standard she is only about a 6 out of 10 because she is a muscular butterface >I want her bad >try to work up the courage to ask her out but never can because she is always mid set with headphones on >everyday I say to myself "today is the day" but it never is >there is also this 9/10 girl who goes to the gym >never even bothered noticing her because I've learned that going for girls who are out of your league just leaves you confused and frustrated >decide I'm going to practice asking out the 6/10 out by asking the 9/10 >I knew she was just gonna say "no" or run away or something but I figured it would be good practice >if you haven't realized by now I'm completely autistic >walk up to the 9/10 and motion for her to take her headphones out >"are you single?" >she looks confused and says "what?" >"are you single?" >"uhh.. yes actually" >"want to go out with me and see if we can get along?" >she smiles at me and says "where are you taking me?" >oh s--- plan backfired >never expected to get this far and don't know what to say >I don't even want this girl >I say "come find me when you're finished your workout and I'll tell you" and immediately walk away >walk straight out of the gym >go home >can never go back I really liked that gym >>32657621 # >>32657827 # >>32657931 # >>32657953 # >>32658993 # >>32664758 # >>32665838 # >>32667118 #

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