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ANN, may m DM saying "Are you sure you want to do that?" You ain't got the nerve. Player that wants to make a new character Try me.

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Pov You, the Evil wizard are flooding the Barbarian's brain with horrific knowledge beyond their compression. (they don't get it)

When two druids team up:

Party: I think we're on the right path The DM describing the path: STOSTIST STORY STOSTOSTOST STOP

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