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billybigbongos 12:39 PM Please post my meme, I hate necromancers Pov A You just told a necromancer that reanimating a corpse into a hideous mockery of life in order to do battle on the living isn't "totally heckin lawful gooderino" made with mematic

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Pov You, the Evil wizard are flooding the Barbarian's brain with horrific knowledge beyond their compression. (they don't get it)

When two druids team up:

Party: I think we're on the right path The DM describing the path: STOSTIST STORY STOSTOSTOST STOP

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