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Artificer: *bad German accent they've been using all campaign* You know vee haf used zee raise dead schpell on zee warforged? DM: Yes? Artificer: Vell, vee haf bin tooking, unt I vood like to mahk eine kleine adjustment to his exterior. DM: Which is? Warforged: I want a cannon mounted to my shoulder. DM: WHAT?!? Artificer: Obvioosly, vee vood need to be makink zee ammo, so he couldn't use it all zee time, but...ja? DM: I mean... I suppose...? Warforged: *now also using a bad German accent* ICH BIN EIN NECROPANZER!!! DM: PLANEE BOURNAL WINS!

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