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Anonymous 1.21 MB GIF 09/06/23 (Wed)21:41:14 No.74645512 >Have crush >Hates me in the guts because I used to hit on her often >After she rejected me, always maintained the distance because I am a normal guy >having a nice day >Huh, what's in my table? >It's her glasses >Huh, how nice of her to create a chance for us to tal- >Realization hit >She is trying to frame me for stealing her stuff and being a creep >Went back >Glasses gone >I can't see a CCTV in the office so there's no way to defend myself >S--- >Panicked >Ask everyone around for whose glasses it is, hoping for someone to know whose glasses it is and give it back >Many coworkers tried and failed because my crush usually wears contacts >Getting desperate, straight up asking who the hell does the glass belongs to at a guy RIGHT IN FRONT OF HER in Hope's of her responding >She didn't response >after a few hours I got tired and went to get a sip of water >My crush's friend supposedly 'stumbled on it, asked for what happened and gave it back to my crush' >Heard my crush pretending to be surprised and dialing the cops >S---, THEY GOT ME >RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN Currently I am at my grandmas(So they will find me later), drinking and typing this s---. My time is f------ running out. This is not some quirky greentext. Please, find a way to prove my innocence before they get me. I just want to live a normal life.

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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