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: Anonymous 08/15/22(Mon)03:33:09 No.69817447 > be me > have longtime friend. He has a girlfriend he's been with since 4 years now. > go to gym with him, see he's not okay > ask what's wrong. He tells me he found out she was cheating on him with a friend of hers she sees every day at uni. > does mental gymnastic to try and convince that "it was just kisses", "they didn't sleep together". > mf at this point 56 KB GIF > says he's sad but happy for her cause she has "butterfly in her stomach when she sees him" and that's a noble feeling or whatever the f--- > tells me she asked him about polyamory and he's concedering it since he don't want to rip the bandaid > mf when I still go to gym with him but awkwardly don't speak to him as I know he's waiting for me to confort him in his stupid ass decision > mf they're still together and she's all exited at seeing her bull again What do robots. Don't want to let my friend be cucked be he apparently wants to.

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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