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: Anonymous 08/26/23(Sat)23:53:52 No.74519753 aMc D e8e94a791295b559719ccd7cd315abc66287f4f2_hq.gif 3.84 MB GIF >male isolates himself from society because p--- is easer than scoring for love and thus sex. >female isolates herself from society because males are no longer courting her. >base urges take over and she gets the attention and money she needs by selling herself on onlyfans etc. I just realized this. Its a cycle. When you stop participating in society, you don't hurt yourself, you hurt females too, your other half who you could have met, uplifted and kept straight, but that would also require keeping yourself straight first, which is too much hard work and so you don't do it. Its a vicious cycle.

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File: fmt 87 24 615293 1604906381.jpg (87 KB, 1910x1080) ☐ Anonymous 11/11/24(Mon)13:47:16 No.17255059 >Is name De Gaul >The Gaul >>17255201 >Is in charge of the region that used to be called Gaul Who wrote this s---?

The Russian avos' (Russian: aвосb) describes a philosophy of behavior, or attitude, of a person who ignores possible problems or hassles and, at the same time, expects or hopes for no negative results or consequences. It is an attitude that treats life as unpredictable and holds that the best one can do is count on luck.[1][2] >>73658048 # 1703041606043192.jpg 127 KB JPG >Damn you are right, this whole positivity and gratefulness thing is actually pretty good Yeah especially if you think of it in terms of sheer usefulness. Any sort of doomerism just undermines your attitude and it's much better to go through life naively assuming things will turn out well as long as you keep going forward and trying again and again despite any downs and lows in the past. I like this pic

Anonymous Photo of anime girl date and time >be me >straight *The most violently homosexual text you will ever see in your life. No utterance of words is as homosexual as the ones currently viewed. This will be the most gay formulation of words in all of mankind's history.* >am i gay

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anon logs off | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 127 KB JPG 09/01/23(Fri)00:23:43 No.74583452 Welp >be me >30 >Went out camping >Sit out near the dock after the sun sets >Someone comes a long >We talk for a bit >She's 20 >Seems to be a thing every night >Eventually get her contacts >Few months in we get closer >Confesses her feelings to me >Taken a bit by surprise

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Anon is a good boy | /r/Greentext

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Anon goes on a road trip in the 90's | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 08/31/23(Thu)12:02:11 No.905306825 112 KB JPG >me be >taking a year long road trip across America in the 90s >right before I left a town or city, I'd pay a h----- to have sex with me >once I finished, I'd beat them up and take my money back plus whatever they had on them and then flee the city >never got caught and I made like $7000 in profit that year >plus I got to beat random hookers up

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Anon triggers reddit | /r/Greentext

Anonymous Everyone else 08/31/23(Thu)13:29:26 No.905313556 XPROSPEK SEIKO % IMG_2685.jpg 126 KB JPG How trigger all of internet >be America >always #1 Why do they even bother competing against us

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That $400 is barely enough to pay for Anon's tendies and dewey for a week! What is he supposed to do guys??? | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous bruh graduate college 01/12/23(Thu)09:55:35 No.71795647 194 KB JPG >get highest paying job I'm qualified for (23/hr) >rent cheapest apartment I can find (850/month) >have to pay on loans (1k/month) >have to buy groceries for myself (~400/month) How in thee f--- am I supposed to make it

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Anon works at a museum | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 100 KB JPG 03/25/22 (Fri) 13:01:26 No.875084480 >be me >worked in a s----- museum >gave tours to classes all the time >the work was boring >the museum sucked >you pay $20 to walk around and read, no interactions, nothing but placards and pictures >start on going joke with coworkers >when training new hires for tours we throw in s--- that isn't true >I decide to give George Washington a middle name >I gave the new hire his study materials >have him shadow my tours and keep referring to George Washington as George S. Washington >nobody questions the S. >new hire takes over tours and refers to him with the S >not a single soul questions him while me and my coworkers are trying hard as hell not to laugh >went back 8 years later after with my own kid for her class >went on to tell her how I used to work here when she was a baby >get to part about George >lady giving tours gets to his part and says "George S. Washington was the first president of the United States" >I f------ lost it >all these years have came and gone >and these f---- still call him George S. Washington >ask her what the S. stands for >she says Smith >you don't understand /b/ >I had to leave the museum I was laughing so hard

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Jesus Christ Anon.. | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 58 KB JPG 08/31/23(Thu)12:24:17 No.905310608 >Be me. >P--- addicted f---. >One night, nothing is working for me, futa, cartoon, gay, femboy, video game characters, b-------, interracial, etc. NOTHING WAS WORKING. >See this picture of Patrick being thick as hell. >Think "why not". >Give it go, focusing on his big ass while imagining a thick d--- just sliding in & out with sound effects, *schlop schlop schlop* >H-------- it's working. >I'm gonna COOOOM >Coomed. >Shame.

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anon doesn't do well with the ladies | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 54 KB JPG 01/06/21 (Wed)13:39:26 No.61737841 > be me > in highschool > accidentally bump into girl in the hallway > she says "ew" > mfw this happens on multiple occasions > mfw they aren't even trying to be mean, its just a gut reaction one girl was even very sweet and apologetic. She said she was sorry and it just slipped out. i said it was fine and i continued my way to class. what henious crimes must i have committed in a past life to deserve this? is this punishment for prior sins?

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How does he cum | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 1677248370232290.jpg 75 KB JPG Realistically, is it still possible to be alive at this point? : Anonymous how does he s---? 08/23/23(Wed)01:08:02 No.189040532 >>189040608 # Very, very carefully. 08/23/23(Wed)01:10:35 No.189040608 >>189041106 # >>189046046 # >>189052650 # >>189055525 # Anonymous08/23/23(Wed)01:25:38 No.189041106 0.189040642 orgettable

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Anon visits the ER | /r/Greentext

DROPSHIP RHINO D--- PILL ANGERFUCK DRAGON POWDER GODS MOST POWERFUL NATURAL STEROID : Anonymous ZERO SIDE BUY NOW EFFECTS OR DIE PNEU VÉLO MICHELIN LE MEILLEUR LE MOINS CHER 76 KB JPG YAYO EXOTICS [Advertise on 4chan] Pine Polles 08/31/23(Thu)14:28:31 No.74578023 >be 23 >wake up with extreme chest pain >worst pain I've felt in my life >go to ER >female doctor asks if I'm sexually active >no >"you don't have to lie about it, you can tell me the truth" >reiterate that no, I am not sexually active >doctor says she has no idea what's wrong with me >tells me to take painkillers, get some rest, and hope I pull through >mfw

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Anon celebrates a birthday | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/21/19(Sun)20:42:51 No.805223939 >17th bday >the bois got tired of me being a virgin women >they gave a slut at our school 575 KB JPG 500 USD to f--- me >they locked us in a room together >i give her a hug and tell her "Your better than this" >she cries and gives me a peck in the cheek Crisis avoided and kept my virginity

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Anon is a MasterChef | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: ¡BC9zbo0 Cowhat you must. have axeady won 97 KB JPG >>439787024 # 08/31/23(Thu)05:40:09 No.439782839 >Be me >Buy 3lb of cheap beef >Eat with massive amounts of ketchup and dill pickles on tortillias >Realize grocery store meat isn't precooked >Stomach status=destroyed

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